Fruit by the Foot

[Bruce Lovely]

I can go about 32 yards before throwing up. How about you guys?

Perhaps a game of scissor, paper, Fruit by the Foot would break the ice in here.....

Start on 3.....

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3!!!!!!

 

[Bruce Lovely]

SCISSOR!!!!

 

[Mr. Blue]

What the fuck is this? Drunken Lovely?

 

[RightintheFace]

FRUIT BY THE! oh fuck you win.

 

[Bruce Lovely]

YES! Scissor clearly cuts fruit by the foot.

NEXT ROUND!

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3!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Blue]

PAPER@@

 

[Bruce Lovely]

FRUIT BY THE FOOT!!!!

 

[ChuteBoxeRocks]

go back studyin Bruce...'nuff time here...you must have exams no?

 

[RightintheFace]

This is the bruce we all knew and loved back when I started posting. I AM A STRONG MAN! I GOT MY FIRST HEMORRHOID TODAY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY BULLY!

 

[Mr. Blue]

Paper wraps fruit by the foot. I win.

 

[Bruce Lovely]

Everyone knows Fruit by the Foot covers paper and digests it into its delicious goodness. I win. Next Round. Someone else start.

 

[RightintheFace]

we do, however, need clarification on the rules here. Does fruit by the foot win because it makes paper sticky?

 

[JKDShootFight]

Scissors

 

[RightintheFace]

hey, JKD is cheating-we haven't started round three yet.

 

[Bruce Lovely]

Originally posted by RightintheFace
we do, however, need clarification on the rules here. Does fruit by the foot win because it makes paper sticky?

Just shut up and play the game the way it was meant to be played.

ROCK!

 

[Bruce Lovely]

Fuck you JKD and your stupid fucking false start. I take back my rock and wish to have another object in play.

 

[RightintheFace]

POINTED STICK!

 

[RightintheFace]

That's fucking right. I win.

 

[Bruce Lovely]

FRUIT BY THE FOOT!

 

[RightintheFace]

PROSTHETIC LEG!