Eggs Of Satan banned?

I used to lift at a university gym. One of the tard spots was only reserved for tards mon-fri. There was a small sign below the handicap sign that gave the hours for the restriction. I would always park in it on saturdays. An old dude in a volvo got pissy with me one saturday about parking in a handicap spot. I told him to learn how to fucking read and not to bother me. Good times.

I tried that logic down at school. My friend and I parked in a spot one weekend that said "Motorcycle Permits required M-F, 8AM-5PM." He was driving a car. MFing meter maids wrote him a ticket. I would have thrown a shit fit, but he paid the ticket.
 
Chase also has Trogdor as his avatar. That helps a lot.

Now he just needs to deghey his bench and he's golden.
 
I tried that logic down at school. My friend and I parked in a spot one weekend that said "Motorcycle Permits required M-F, 8AM-5PM." He was driving a car. MFing meter maids wrote him a ticket. I would have thrown a shit fit, but he paid the ticket.


I parked in a handicapped spot when the sign said " handicapped parking during school hours only" It was a Saturday night. I got a ticket for $350

I won in court. The judge told the officer to keep ticketing people though.
 
I parked in a handicapped spot when the sign said " handicapped parking during school hours only" It was a Saturday night. I got a ticket for $350

I won in court. The judge told the officer to keep ticketing people though.

I used to work at an electronics store and people without handicapped tags used to park in the handicapped spaces all the time. The police don't give a fuck until they need to raise money for the annual policeman's ball. Then they give out tickets like candy.
 
I think society makes it too easy for handicapped people to got out in public. If there were no special parking spots then our public spaces would not be filled with the morbidly obese and crippled. America would be a better place.
 
I used to work at an electronics store and people without handicapped tags used to park in the handicapped spaces all the time. The police don't give a fuck until they need to raise money for the annual policeman's ball. Then they give out tickets like candy.

There should be an open season on meter maids.
 
I think society makes it too easy for handicapped people to got out in public. If there were no special parking spots then our public spaces would not be filled with the morbidly obese and crippled. America would be a better place.

When I feel the need to see morbidly obese people, with front butts, riding around on scooters, I go to Walmart.
 
Our paternal guvment fattens deadbeats up on cheese and then pays for their gastric bypass surgery. When I have my own city-state apart from the United Socialist States of Amurica, fat people will have no citizenship rights. B0rtopia will be a great place.
 
Finnegan will be our spiritual leader.
 
B0rtopia will be a great place.
Great concept, named after a great person, (ya, I'm sucking up) but I think it could use a more appealing name.
 
kvolcom BTW I'm pretty sure he got banned for trying to start a new meme.
 
He'll come back as a platinum member like all the failed OTers do.
 

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