Dragonlord's Fantasy Battle Vol. 1: AVENGERS VS. GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY

Who would win if they fought?


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LOL! Thanos Willis

Or Thanos Harrison - "I don't know too much about infinity stones, but let me call in a buddy that knows everything about infinity stones"

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What about Infinity Stone Cold Thanos? He may start drinking beer and giving everyone Infinity Stone Cold Stunners!
 
Lost. Hard.

Quality stuff.
Thanks. I'm glad the Hawkeye-Mantis comedic battle came across well.

Damn, son! What did poor Mantis ever do to you? You treated her worse than Drax did!:eek:
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@Dragonlordxxxxx you couldn't manage a single wardrobe malfunction for Widow vs Gamora?

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Perv.

Guardians could've had another couple of winz if they matched up right.

Mantis vs. Hulk - Hulk grabs her violently but when he touches her, she tames the big beast with mental images of love & he turns into Banner... while still re-gaining his senses Mantis takes his back & chokes him out.

Groot vs. Hawkeye. Groot just stands there secretly running roots underground toward Hawkeye. Bewildered Hawkeye makes Groot look like a pin cushion with all the arrows sticking out of him. Groot roots burst out of the ground all around Hawkeye & wrap him in a cocoon of branches squeezing in on him like an anaconda. Hawkeye loses conciousness as the victor proclaims... "I am Groot."

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Mantis vs. Hulk. Eh, Mantis will probably win 1 out of 50 scenarios.

Groot vs. Hawkeye. Groot will probably win 6 out of 10.[/QUOTE]
 
Starlord also survived out in space longer than he should have. He has powers he is unaware of. Captain America is overrated these days. I had him in old comics back in the day, he wasn't the deal he is now. I never had GOTG comics, to be honest. Cap was a guy (like wolverine) who would always Get his ads kicked by the new character that was being introduced.
Surviving in space is far easier than once thought. You actually wont explosively decompress or freeze to death. You'll die from suffocation way before the cold gets you. Remember that heat transfer only happens when you touch something. that's why you get cold in water way before in cold air, in space there's nothing to touch to transfer your heat to.
 
It's the lack of powers in key hero and villans that leads to more interesting writing. I see marvel in contrast as mostly wish fulfilment and power fantasy.
Funny. I see the DC characters as being comically over powered.
 
Perv.


Mantis vs. Hulk. Eh, Mantis will probably win 1 out of 50 scenarios.

Groot vs. Hawkeye. Groot will probably win 6 out of 10.
I don't know bro... Hulk gotta touch mantis... & unless he gets the kill shot immediately, he's fooked. I suppose he could throw something at her... but if mantis plays it all sweet... I think Hulk would take the bait & touch her more than 1/5... much less 1/50. You gotta get real with this. Hulk can be talked down with words & a friend & transform. We're talking about a sweet girl putting telepathic love straight into the big guyz heart. What do you say?

How does Hawkeye finish Groot? An arrow with an explosive on the end aught to do it.

How about an arrow with some "Weed killer" on the tip? <Lmaoo><45><45><Lmaoo>
 
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Avengers 1 lineup vs Guardians could last longer than ten seconds, anything post Age of Ultron you can forget about it. Vision, Wanda, Ant-man, Spidey...yeah guardians have zero chance.
 
Avengers 1 lineup vs Guardians could last longer than ten seconds, anything post Age of Ultron you can forget about it. Vision, Wanda, Ant-man, Spidey...yeah guardians have zero chance.

That’s going to change after Infinity War when Gamora and Drax have infinity stones instead of Vision.
 
Thor or Hulk solo


Yeah maybe. Spoiler alert: Superman, Wonder Woman and the Flash wins in their individual match-ups.

I haven't seen the movie, but TV Flash loses. He always loses at first.
 
Curb-stomp victory for Justice League. Superman is as powerful in the movies as he is in the Comics, while most of the Avengers are Nerfed.

Hawkeye takes him out with a Kryptonite arrow

 
Nice!

I think Star-Lord is still a celestial... it's in his blood. His dad just created that big energy system that helped fuel his powers... It took pops what a million years to develop... but I'm hoping that since star Lord got a taste of it... that's some kind of shortcut that will trigger his inner abilities & at some point he is on the short track to developing them.

But yeah, if Star Lord has no special abilities yet, Steve winz. Star Lord would've totally won the dance off though :D
Yup. At a minimum he should be a very powerful mutant with half human, half Celestial parentage.

While the Ego Planet was the initial source of all his and Dad's power we should assume that Ego tying Starlords birth and power into Earth should still give him so power he can draw from the Earth.
 
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