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Dogs are smarter than cats, study finds - BS

That doesnt make dogs smarter, we just breed them to be our bitches, pretty beta.

A Chimp is way smarter than any dog and he will try to bite his caretaker face off.

That's because chimps are not a domesticated animal and have not been selectively bred for human companionship. Both the domestic dog and house cat have been bred for that purpose. Except one works and one doesn't.
 
Yeah, you're the only guy here who gets any pussy because you like dogs.

Wait... That makes no fucking sense whatsoever. Well, would you look at that?

Not just me, all dog people. Dog people are social and popular. Cat people are weirdo anime loving losers, and women. Sorry but that's just reality.
 
Show me a cat that can respond to a plethora of commands intelligently and I'll buy that they are smarter. I think their animalistic nature and independence can lead you to believe they may be.
 
A cat can kill mice and bugs.

A dog can fight off a bull to save your life from being gored to death:



A dog can save your child from being killed by a cougar in your yard:



A dog can save some dumb bitches poor baby from drowning a half mile away.



A dog can parachute in from a fucking plane and find bombs to protect troops in a combat zone.

How is this even a debate?
 
Last videos fucked up and can't edit but here's the badass paratrooper dog.

 
Dogs do it better.

I'm on serious dubs here and I don't know if it would violate some rule on posting violence/gore but go to YouTube and search for Ratting With Terriers.
Cats are natural born killers , when was the last a dog you know kiiled a rat or a mouse ?
 
Show me a cat that can respond to a plethora of commands intelligently and I'll buy that they are smarter. I think their animalistic nature and independence can lead you to believe they may be.

They absolutely can. Google is your friend.
 
Cats are natural born killers , when was the last a dog you know kiiled a rat or a mouse ?

I used to live with a german shepherd who pretty regularly killed squirrels, mice, and snakes; it was pretty gross tbh. Her and the neighbors bulldog killed a possum once; the poor fucker jumped the fence to get away from her and the bulldog just happened to be out in the yard.
 
Cats are natural born killers , when was the last a dog you know kiiled a rat or a mouse ?
The dogs out on the farm kill rats all the time. Like several a week all summer. They pull them out of the berm.
 
Even though it's half jokes from most of the posters here I find it almost frightening the tendency for people to group up and identity with one trivial thing or another.










Team dog btw. Buncha cat loving outcasts
 
Lol your dog doesn't take out the trash or get you a beer. Now you're just making things up.

I never said my dog can do those things, I said that they can be taught to by a good trainer.

There's videos online of them taking out trash, opening the fridge and bringing a beer to their owner and tons of other things.

Then you have dogs that are used in real jobs like law enforcement, search and rescue, herding, sled dogs, hunting and flushing animals out for the human to shoot 'cause they never steal your kill, and so much more.

They're even used for various important tasks in the military. There's dogs saving lives every day, possibly even hundreds or more. And yes, there's a lot of annoying dogs out there but it's not like there any aren't annoying cats.


Your cats cuddle with people? wow, that's amazing. It's not like every dog does that, huh? I know cats sleep for most of the day and that's one of the reasons they're boring.

Why would you want a pet that's just going to lay around for 12-16 hours?

All it does is lay around 90% of the time, spend 5% of eating and the other 5% is hunting mice, birds and other small creatures, and then they bring the carcass inside the house and make the place smell like piss, blood and feces ffs.

Cats are dirty, stinky, arrogant little fuckers that go around like they run the place.

FOOK cats!

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a trained attack leopard can do better

and it doesnt fucking bark

checkmate<{cum@me}>

Don't worry. As long as there is a trusty dog around they will save your cat from a wild animal attack. Their intelligence is not limited to protecting humans:

 
Don't worry. As long as there is a trusty dog around they will save your cat from a wild animal attack. Their intelligence is not limited to protecting humans:






Get back to me when it takes on something in a much larger weight class

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A dog can parachute in from a fucking plane and find bombs to protect troops in a combat zone.

Differences exist between being trained for a specific task to that of intelligence. Dogs have been primarily breed throughout the centuries for these training functions. While cats have for the most part been allowed to be feral or domesticated; where they can transition between the two with ease unlike dogs.

Its speculated that dogs formed an alliance with man to aid in their hunts. While cats, domesticated man.
 


Get back to me when it takes on something in a much larger weight class

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Lol at "Cat protects family from wild bear"

Basically, a cat attacks a bear snooping around posing no threat for the family who are safely inside a house. A bear who obviously has no intention of attacking anything even as small as a cat. What a hero.

Meanwhile here is a dog fighting a bull who is actually in the process of killing a man, who actually fights back against the dog.



Once again dogs>cats.
 
pitbull just pulled guard<DisgustingHHH>

cats slap bears and gators


and still dont fucking bark
 
pitbull just pulled guard<DisgustingHHH>

cats slap bears and gators


and still dont fucking bark

Not pulling guard, sprawl and brawl obviously.

No cats don't bark, they stay up all night meowing or fighting other cats at 2 AM outside, or crawling all over your face in the middle of the night when you are trying to sleep. Much less annoying than something that lets you know when people are trespassing obviously.
 
You can train dogs to do almost anything.



They also evolved from wolves, who have larger brains (especially relative to body mass) than any cat species. Cats rely on their physical weapons and incredible speed and reflexes. Canines rely on intelligence and ability to work in groups, similar to humans.
 
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