Do I invite my FWB of 2 years to my birthday party?

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  1. Hearse Lightning

    Hearse Lightning Not an Uber

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  2. Kirra

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    I support competition and the free market.
     
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  3. Poser Caust

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    Why not include her in your banging of other chicks ? Everyone wins.
     
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  4. Drain Bamage

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    What implication?
     
  5. Kirra

    Kirra Orange Belt

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    Quite possibly. I was pretty close to making that happen with her this Valentine's day, but the logistics didn't quite work out.

    My bed is too small for that though.
     
  6. DespicablePeep

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    Who cares, your story is not interesting enough to pitch in.

     
  7. Kirra

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    Sorry bro, but I didn't make the rules.

    Please respect the "No Incels" tag and exit this thread. Thank you.
     
  8. TKing

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    Have one of your friends say they set the party up and you had no control over the invite list, then bang her after said party.
     
  9. superking

    superking Poet — Traveler — Soldier of Fortune

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    Yes, invite her.

    But keep her at arms length, otherwise she might take this as an invitation to start feeling something towards you.
     
  10. Krixes

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    Never invite fuck buddies out bro. I learned this lesson the hard way when I was single. I was banging this gas station attendant who lived like 1 mile from my house. She'd come over at night, we'd have sex and then she'd leave. After awhile I started inviting her to go out with my buddies clubbing (she made friends with all my guy friends, oh how convenient). Every-time I'd be dancing with some chick she'd run up on us acting like we're a couple. She eventually told me she was in love me, I didn't know what to do so I tried pawning her off on one of my buddies who had a huge crush on her. She didn't take this well and tried claiming my buddy raped her one night. I have no clue if she was lying but she seemed pretty unstable at this point. Moral of the story is don't bang chicks who work at gas stations/don't invite out fuck buddies.
     
  11. punky brewster

    punky brewster Red Belt

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    That's definitely the point of FWB arrangements but......

    Anybody that's ever been in a FWB situation knows that 99% of the time, somebody develops stronger feelings, gets jealous, wants more, or gets hurt. It's a tale as old as time.
     
  12. Kirra

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    Can't believe I missed this reply. Yes, this is certainly me picking the lesser of two evils, but I'm not entirely certain on what the lesser evil is in this case.
     
  13. punky brewster

    punky brewster Red Belt

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    Chicks that are willing to be fuck buddies are generally much more likely to be bat-shit crazy.
     
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  14. DespicablePeep

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    Give me your account so I can log you out then.
     
  15. Kirra

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    Duhh, why do you think I'm banging her in the first place. Do you eat steak with no salt and pepper? I need some crazy to spice things up a bit.
     
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  16. method115

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    Which is why I said it's time to cut her off. Sounds like you have plenty of other FWB's no need to waste time with her anymore.
     
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  17. SalvadorAllende

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    Ask her if she is going to be cool with the situation. What's the big deal?

    For a guy that supposedly bangs all these girls you are full of doubt. I'm starting to believe you exagerated a lot in the OP.


    BTW.. You banged half of the girls and want to bang the rest? If that's true you have a problem with sex. Maybe some mommy issues.
     
  18. Ken Fresno

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    How far does she live?

    Cuz if it's within drunk driving distance of the party, there's no reason she has to be there during the new water exploring. You feel me Columbus?
     
  19. method115

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    If that was true nearly every man in the world would have mommy issues. Who the fuck doesn't want to bang other hot chicks just cause he banged some other hot chick?

    Bro 1: "Hey Bro you want to fuck that bitch over there?"
    Bro 2: "Nah bro I already fucked half her friends so I don't want to fuck the other half."
     
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  20. Kirra

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    Yep. That's why I'm surprised that this has lasted as long as it has.
     

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