Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Kirra, Aug 14, 2019 at 7:51 AM.
The fuck was our invite?
you could go Zach Morris style and invite her, mack others and her t/o the party, and just exit strategy later!
Should go swimmingly
Just tell her that she’s a no good lay and that you are keeping your options open
She will respect you and adore you
You're misunderstanding me bro, cos if the girl said "no" then the answer obviously is "no". But the thing is that she's not gonna say "no". She would never say "no", because of the implication.
How you gonna feel when she hooks up with one of your bros?
I can't give any advice until I see her pic.
The whole point of an FWB is you don't have to worry about this nonsense. Sounds like it's time to cut her off.
You'll be fine if you invite her. If you're both fucking other people, she has no place getting upset if you leave with someone else. She's a great back-up if nothing else comes through too.
Would she be up for a threesome?...
Can't believe a grown man is asking for advice on who to invite to his birthday. These are the things 12 year old girls worry about.
Hell no. Tell her you might want to do something later so she keeps her schedule clear, and if you find someone else you just say you ate some bad guacamole.
Literally none of this ever happened.
Grow up man
Unless you’re actually 22.
In which case good job
Bang her earlier in the day then send her off. Then bang whoever later on..
The town I live in is too small to get away with lying about this shit though. She knows a couple of the people I've invited and she's bound to see on Snapchat that it's not just "me and the boys".
Only after the girls have left.
Just trying to be less douchy than usual. I've been in a similar situation before and that girl never spoke to me again lol.
Finally a sensible reply. Come to think of it, this is exactly what I did 2 years ago when I just met her. I think the best option here is to just invite her last minute and if I'm lucky she's gonna be working.
Sorry, no post 2013 join dates allowed.
This. I have a friend who has an annual surf trip bbq and camping weekend and I can't bring myself to go anymore. He's 40.
Celebrating birthdays is for kids and women.
I guess, you are inviting this girl along..
1. You can't hit on any other ladies the entire night if you want to keep getting laid (even if she's just a fuck buddy she has unwritten rules, especially when she is present).
2. If she comes to your bday, the next day she's your new gf
3. If you don't invite her, say goodbye to your normal lay..
Love and learn, fuck buddies only last so long before you have accept they are your new girl or until they are the one to find someone new and start to ghost you.
Ud think seeing you with other women would be a turnoff. But it's the opposite
It's pre selection, if you're already chosen by a bunch of women then your value goes up dramatically and so does her attraction
Only way I see an issue with inviting her is if she was your gf/ or you had some deeper feelings for her. Id say just invite her and don't stress about it. She won't care. If she does, it probably just makes her want you more when the time comes
But idk, variables make it tricky. Best just go with ur gut
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