Do I invite my FWB of 2 years to my birthday party?

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  1. Fight To Win

    Fight To Win Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    I laughed and then realized I've never gotten laid at a single one of my birthday parties and, well...

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  2. syct23

    syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    I gave you THREE evils Fuck Face!!!

    Not two..
     
  3. Kirra

    Kirra Orange Belt

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    Look everybody, we've got ourselves a mathematician.
     
  4. syct23

    syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    Actually I'm a History Major,

    That is why it is easy for me to see you fuck up and repeat (yourself/itself) over and over again..

    But go on...
     
  5. Kirra

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    So you're a reader too then...
     
  6. HunterSdVa29

    HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho Platinum Member

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    is she down?

    b/c what's better than one naked woman?

    that's right, two naked women
     
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  7. pookiyama

    pookiyama Purple Belt

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    On my 21st birthday I invited everyone I ever had sex with, and the result was hilarious chaos. I would still recommend it. I'll never forget some of the shit those girls pulled for attention/to spite other girls there.
     
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  8. syct23

    syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    Reader...?

    I have audio books...

    What is this reading?
     
  9. Simian Raticus

    Simian Raticus GOAT in the North

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    I think if you've been having a casual bang for 2 years then that's your girlfriend and you just haven't accepted it.
     
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  10. Kirra

    Kirra Orange Belt

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  11. TankAbbott4Eva

    TankAbbott4Eva Silver Belt

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    If it's one thing Sherdoggers can't give advice on it's how to balance multiple pieces of pussy.

    OP, go and do whatever you feel, have that fun us manlets can't have.
     
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  12. 2DUM2TAP

    2DUM2TAP Silver Belt

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    Birthdays are for blowies and anal...not for regular sex.
     
  13. horc00

    horc00 Purple Belt

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    Tell her you wanted to invite her for a private 1-to-1 party instead.
     
  14. eighterumg5

    eighterumg5 Purple Belt

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    @Zer?
     
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  15. Katsumi Yamada

    Katsumi Yamada Gold Belt

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    She sounds like a keeper. Marry her and reproduce ASAP.
     
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    This is one of the funniest threads I've seen on Sherdog for a long time...

    This community is why I come to this site.

    <{outtahere}>
     
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  17. 90 50

    90 50 Silver Belt

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    Invite her and others you’ve banged before.

    Chances are two of the group will get drunk enough to threesome you for your birthday
     
  18. Jeff Goldblum69

    Jeff Goldblum69 Brown Belt

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    Say it was a surprise birthday ... and u didn’t organise it , or do the invites ;)
     
  19. I am your real dad

    I am your real dad I am surrounded by NERDs !!!

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    Invite

    Everyone YOU know should be invited to attend a party YOU are having.
     
  20. nostradumbass

    nostradumbass Gold Belt

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    A 2 year "FWB" is your swinger GF, bruh. Either that or she's so disgusting nobody else has wanted to date her for over 2 years.

    Either way, just tell the Clintons she has incriminating information on them and the situation will pretty much take care of itself.
     

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