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[SurferH2O]

Has it though?

It has never been funny, because it is not remotely believable.

That's the key, which you weirdos have completely missed.

The couch story was plausible. Teenage boys are horny freaks who invent all kinds of ways to jerk off. Without fact checking, it is entirely believable that a teenage JD Vance jerked off into a couch. Admitting it in a memoir is kinda weird, but so is JD Vance.

The horse jizz story immediately rings false. No person with a functioning brain believed it even for a second. So instead of being an actual joke, it's just a weird gross fanfiction.

TLDR

- The couchfucker story is funny because it is mildly gross and somehow quite plausible
- The horse jizz story is not funny because it is very gross and very obviously made up

Jimmies rustled.

 

[SKYNET]

- The horse jizz story is not funny

It's funny now looking back seeing the bully get gut punched. I wasn't laughing before but like you said, all civility is out the door.

If you guys want Idiocracy, I get to stand back and watch you guys shit all over yourselves

 

[SurferH2O]

According to what? The photoshop?

Because the issue I have with it is purely that it feels like a cringey, desperate cope from the right, but if you can provide a source that suggests this has been rumored from before the couch stuff, I'd be open to changing my mind.

According to post #1719

Elections - DNC today in Chicago

It's funnier that JD Vance couch fucking. Imagine trying to go tit for tat over something so fucking stupid you have the intellectual age of a grade schooler.

forums.sherdog.com

The butt hurt from the Left Cult is never ending. Don't have your candidate forwarding couch fucking jokes if he doesn't want return fire. If you dish it out and can't take it... you're a bitch.

 

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No wonder she swiftly deleted the post, what a thunderseeyounexttuesday.

 

[Ares Black]

I've been waiting and watching as the DNC just fucks up left and right. They just brought up a vegetable to debate the most evil and ratched threat to democracy.

Now we have the lowest rated VP in modern history to try and beat him.

My vote is still undecided until Kamala can at the very least admit the DNC covered up Bidens decrepitude. Otherwise I'll be voting for @Ares Black in November

The prospect of Trump-Biden 2 was just so patently absurd. I was surprised they were going with what is left of Joe Biden, but now I'm wondering about what happened behind the scenes, and when.

 

[Substance Abuse]

According to post #1719

Elections - DNC today in Chicago

It's funnier that JD Vance couch fucking. Imagine trying to go tit for tat over something so fucking stupid you have the intellectual age of a grade schooler.

forums.sherdog.com

The butt hurt from the Left Cult is never ending. Don't have your candidate forwarding couch fucking jokes if he doesn't want return fire. If you dish it out and can't take it... you're a bitch.

Bro, just laugh a bit, lol.



It's funny.

 

[SKYNET]

The prospect of Trump-Biden 2 was just so patently absurd. I was surprised they were going with what is left of Joe Biden, but now I'm wondering about what happened behind the scenes, and when.

I'm not happy or joyous or whatever about this mess. I guess I'm just weird like everyone here says

 

[Soggust]

According to post #1719

Elections - DNC today in Chicago

It's funnier that JD Vance couch fucking. Imagine trying to go tit for tat over something so fucking stupid you have the intellectual age of a grade schooler.

forums.sherdog.com

A tweet from 5 days ago?

Or, again, are you citing the photoshop as a source?

 

[Islam Imamate]

It's funny now looking back seeing the bully get gut punched. I wasn't laughing before but like you said, all civility is out the door.

If you guys want Idiocracy, I get to stand back and watch you guys shit all over yourselves

To see you clutch your pearls so hard over the couch thing after 8 years of Trump's bullying is just rich.

 

[Ares Black]

It's funny now looking back seeing the bully get gut punched. I wasn't laughing before but like you said, all civility is out the door.

If you guys want Idiocracy, I get to stand back and watch you guys shit all over yourselves

But the response is not proportional.

Walz made an off-the-cuff remark referring to a silly story that went viral. Walz didn't make up the story, and he didn't explicitly repeat the story. He made a joke.

In response, a bunch of weirdos are working overtime trying to convince gullible people that Tim Walz committed some of the most repulsive things imaginable. They have spent a suspicious amount of time thinking about horse semen.

 

[SKYNET]

Oh I’m sure he knew what he was doing. Vance in turn has falsely accused Walz of stolen valor, something which is not only dishonorable but illegal. I think Walz’s joke was pretty tame by comparison.
As for what Trump would do, he likes to race-bait and attack people’s heritage, smear POWs for being captured, call people low-IQ…not really the same league.
Oh I see. If someone is bullied for years and finally hits back, they’re a POS hypocrite? I guess we’re never supposed to fight back, and just perpetually be the right wing’s punching bag? What a convenient POV! We should just get shit on, and if we do anything at all but stand there and take it, we’re cowards and pussies. Fucking lol.
I’ll be sure to nominate you for WR Meltdown of the Year for this shit. There’s still a few months left in the year and someone could surpass you, but this was a good one.

Awesome. I never win shit here, and I couldn't care less how much I get ridiculed. I don't have thin skin like the rest of you.

I have my eyes on the Plat Picks for once, but if you want to nominate me, go right ahead. I know what is correct about my position, none of you have the conviction to move me off of it.

Mock me all you want my friend. I cherish and honor your attention.

 

[Ares Black]

For people that are not butt hurt Leftists.



It's been funny for a very long time... until used against a Democrat VP Candidate that decided couch fucking jokes were on the table.

A very long time? That tweet is from 5 days ago.

 

[SKYNET]

He made a joke.

He propagated a lie in a campaign speech. Vance did not prompt this. I have asked a multitude of poster here for proof that Vance prompted this but still nothing.

Not even you had proof. Walz is a POS and should apologize. If not then shots fired, let the Idiocracy begin.

 

[Ares Black]

Awesome. I never win shit here, and I couldn't care less how much I get ridiculed. I don't have thin skin like the rest of you.

I have my eyes on the Plat Picks for once, but if you want to nominate me, go right ahead. I know what is correct about my position, none of you have the conviction to move me off of it.

Mock me all you want my friend. I cherish and honor your attention.

I won Meltdown of the Year a few years ago for the so-called "Freedom Convoy" thread. It is the greatest honour one can earn in the War Room. Pretty much the same thing as the Congressional Medal of Honor. Even better actually, because a lot of those guys are in really bad shape.

 

[Ares Black]

He propagated a lie in a campaign speech. Vance did not prompt this. I have asked a multitude of poster here for proof that Vance prompted this but still nothing.

Prompt what? A harmless joke?

Not even you had proof. Walz is a POS and should apologize. If not then shots fired, let the Idiocracy begin.

Ok, you are wildly overreacting

 

[SKYNET]

I won Meltdown of the Year a few years ago for the so-called "Freedom Convoy" thread. It is the greatest honour one can earn in the War Room. Pretty much the same thing as the Congressional Medal of Honor. Even better actually, because a lot of those guys are in really bad shape.

I remember, I always respect you for standing at the top of the hill, taking shots, probably from me as well.

 

[Ares Black]

No wonder she swiftly deleted the post, what a thunderseeyounexttuesday.

Ugh, she is the absolute worst

 

[BFoe]

Awesome. I never win shit here, and I couldn't care less how much I get ridiculed. I don't have thin skin like the rest of you.

I have my eyes on the Plat Picks for once, but if you want to nominate me, go right ahead. I know what is correct about my position, none of you have the conviction to move me off of it.

Mock me all you want my friend. I cherish and honor your attention.

You…don’t think you have thin skin?
After throwing a fit that began 9 pages ago?

 

[SKYNET]

Prompt what? A harmless joke?

Yeah, you said Vance being Vance is enough to be labeled however mildly as a couch fucker

Ok, you are wildly overreacting

You are the expert. If you got nothing else lets move on

 

[Ares Black]

I'm not happy or joyous or whatever about this mess. I guess I'm just weird like everyone here says

Nothing wrong with being weird. Lots of people are weird. I'm weird. The problem is when weird people try to pretend that they're normal.

Left-wing people generally know they're weird, and they embrace it. But for some reason weirdos like Trump and Vance get triggered as fuck.