Confess your odd fetishes here

[trolololol]

A girl who worked for me got pretty drunk at a party and

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took a dump on some guy's chest at his request in the middle of the room in front of everyone.

LMAO. Did she still have a job the next day?

 

[Loiosh]

LMAO. Did she still have a job the next day?

Yep.

It had nothing to do with work, it was her own private life. Also, she was an incredibly good employee.

 

[Exi]

So be gentle on @Thunderhead. His virginity is yours for the taking.

But, but...he like's booties and burritos though!

The most I could do is a oil check at the next wrestling meet.

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[Chad R. Thundercock]

But, but...he like's booties and burritos though!

The most I could do is a oil check at the next wrestling meet.

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My grappling days are over...for now.

Can we have a female volunteer peg me in the booty instead? I really want to be an upstanding member of the Analberry.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

anal fissure licking

Rosebud...

 

[Sir Galahad]

What the hell is going on in here!?

Mayberry is the new Sodom and Gomorrah.

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We have an initiation for membership into the newly formed Analberry sub-forum. @Exi-Meta-Tran-Man has volunteered to welcome @Thunderhead to an evening of backdoor pleasures. Are you interested?

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

We have an initiation for membership into the newly formed Analberry sub-forum. @Exi-Meta-Tran-Man has volunteered to welcome @Thunderhead to an evening of backdoor pleasures. Are you interested?

Wait, wait, wait. This is just gay. I can't believe I agreed to this. Analberry shouldn't be a place for homosexual activities. We were talking about licking women's buttholes and some other naughty shit.

As a lover of booties and a starter of this thread, I should be inducted as a member by merit alone.

 

[koolinkunming]

Wait, wait, wait. This is just gay. I can't believe I agreed to this. Analberry shouldn't be a place for homosexual activities. We were talking about licking women's buttholes and some other naughty shit.

As a lover of booties and a starter of this thread, I should be inducted as a member by merit alone.

Actually I believe you're the only one who agreed to have your anus penetrated by the Mayberry at this point.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

Actually I believe you're the only one who agreed to have your anus penetrated by the Mayberry at this point.

I was stoned and drunk. Sometimes I have to step away from the computer when my mind's not straight.

 

[koolinkunming]

I was stoned and drunk. Sometimes I have to step away from the computer when my mind's not straight.

This reminds me of that thread about the line cook in the restaurant @mb23100 works in who got ass raped by the gay coworker when he was wasted. Have you blacked out recently? Hmmmm?

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

This reminds me of that thread about the line cook in the restaurant @mb23100 works in who got ass raped by the gay coworker when he was wasted. Have you blacked out recently? Hmmmm?

Nope. I know how to handle my liquor. The only time I got close to blacking out was when I got into choke holds during BJJ rolls or weightlifting.

 

[Clippys Mom]

We have an initiation for membership into the newly formed Analberry sub-forum. @Exi-Meta-Tran-Man has volunteered to welcome @Thunderhead to an evening of backdoor pleasures. Are you interested?

Wait, are you suggesting some guy named @Thunderhead is giving out ass reamings?

Also, does anyone know if @Exi-Meta-Tran-Man is transgendered, because I have seen that referenced a couple of times now. Not that I have a problem with that, but it would go a long ways to explain things.

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just joking brotherman, but really though...

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You're gay

 

[RememberYammaPit]

I need to be kissing a woman to be able to cum during sex. I don't know male pornstars can bang these gorgeous girls without kissing them.

 

[guard_passer]

Women in their 50's - 60's is all I can think of really....Mind you oldest I bagged was a 48 year old but I like older....she could suck a load out of you quicker than Barney Gumble sucking coins from the Love Tester machine to buy a beer from Moe

Older cougars just drive me crazy. Cumming in them with no worries, how most of them do their hair I don't know I love them ....Weird as I get I guess.

dude. I know the feel

 

[Falconkick]

dude. I know the feel

They drive me crazy them older broads.. hope you get pounced on by a cougar soon bro lol

 

[Sir Galahad]

But, but...he like's booties and burritos though!

The most I could do is a oil check at the next wrestling meet.

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@Thunderhead is getting ready for you.

 

[Exi]

@Thunderhead is getting ready for you.

In!<{yas!}>

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

@Thunderhead is getting ready for you.

In!<{yas!}>

Gross. Never has my Johnson felt so flaccid and useless up until now.














Anyone got Cialis?

 

[DM1982]

Fapped hard to this.

Yep.

I disgust myself. Hot, pregnant bitches. Just something about em.

Anyone else....................

 

[frenz]

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Fapped hard to this.

Yep.

I disgust myself. Hot, pregnant bitches. Just something about em.

Anyone else....................