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I have orgasm after repeatedly running backwards full speed into doorknobs.
So you like to ram yourself in the ass with a doorknob?
What the hell is wrong with you?
I have orgasm after repeatedly running backwards full speed into doorknobs.
i like it when i'm talking to my girl on the phone and she's making all these slurping sounds and tells me she's eating a peanut butter sandwich but I've seen her eat before and she never makes that much smacking sounds so i know what she's really doing but she won't tell me but we both know that each other knows and she keeps talking with her mouth full for like 30 mins
Wait. I'm open for a position. Can I be the treasurer?
So you like to ram yourself in the ass with a doorknob?
What the hell is wrong with you?
Are you willing to take one for the team?![]()
Devils' don't count. You don't get the threesome patch from a devil's threesome.
Braces. A chick could be even ugly and have braces and I fucking love it. And no - not GIRLS with braces. Woman. Don't be a twat and think it's a young thing, it's not, at least not for me. Example :
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Y u no break gwadtch?
Garter belt + stockings + high heels in bed:
That ain't a fetish! What cunt doesn't like that?!
Shit. I walked right into that one. Poor choice of words there.
he didn't say on women.