Confess your odd fetishes here

[Chad R. Thundercock]

I have orgasm after repeatedly running backwards full speed into doorknobs.

So you like to ram yourself in the ass with a doorknob?











What the hell is wrong with you?

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

i like it when i'm talking to my girl on the phone and she's making all these slurping sounds and tells me she's eating a peanut butter sandwich but I've seen her eat before and she never makes that much smacking sounds so i know what she's really doing but she won't tell me but we both know that each other knows and she keeps talking with her mouth full for like 30 mins

 

[TheTimeIsNotNow]

i like it when i'm talking to my girl on the phone and she's making all these slurping sounds and tells me she's eating a peanut butter sandwich but I've seen her eat before and she never makes that much smacking sounds so i know what she's really doing but she won't tell me but we both know that each other knows and she keeps talking with her mouth full for like 30 mins

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

i'm not proud

 

[Sir Galahad]

Wait. I'm open for a position. Can I be the treasurer?

Are you willing to take one for the team?

 

[Leonard Haid]

So you like to ram yourself in the ass with a doorknob?











What the hell is wrong with you?

Responding to your first question - I've already said too much.
Responding to your second question - That's a thick book, and off-topic.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

Are you willing to take one for the team?

Shit. I walked right into that one. Poor choice of words there.

 

[MrFeeny]

anal fissure licking

 

[Locooo]

i like girls with small feet

 

[dildos]

Devils' don't count. You don't get the threesome patch from a devil's threesome.

 

[Locooo]

Braces. A chick could be even ugly and have braces and I fucking love it. And no - not GIRLS with braces. Woman. Don't be a twat and think it's a young thing, it's not, at least not for me. Example :

poor choice my friend, both aesthetically and hygienically (they have bad breath)
but who am i to tell
enjoy ya grilled girls

 

[Locooo]

Y u no break gwadtch?

lol

 

[JOE QUEEF]

 

[KrazyKanadian]

I mean...I've done a lot of things that most people would consider weird...but I don't...

So I don't know how to answer this question

 

[Orgasmo]

Garter belt + stockings + high heels in bed:

 

[KrazyKanadian]

Garter belt + stockings + high heels in bed:

That ain't a fetish! What cunt doesn't like that?!

 

[weed]

That ain't a fetish! What cunt doesn't like that?!

he didn't say on women.

 

[Sir Galahad]

Shit. I walked right into that one. Poor choice of words there.

You sure did so what's it gonna be?

 

[Satur9]

Only fetish is black hair with bangs, and protruding collar bones. I've been known to take shots out of the little space that the collar bones make near their necks.

 

[Orgasmo]

he didn't say on women.