Confess your odd fetishes here

[M3t4tr0n]

I like playing silly games. My favorite is to tie a cold hotdog to a string and drag it slowly across the floor and a naked bbw crawls after it and tries to pick it up with her mouth while I verbally berate her. If she uses her hands she gets the stick but if she catches it I get the paddle.

 

[ssBaldy]

@ssBaldy
Zdrastvuyte moy droog, I notice you're from Russia. Could you fill me on some details about Russian girls wearing soviet era school uniforms during their graduation ceremonies?

Edit* Are they as slutty as their attire?

Sure, my friend. First, it's not a graduation ceremony. In Russian school tradition there are 2 special days for graduating students: "The last school-bell" and actually graduation. Soviet uniform is common for the former, while for the latter most girl doll up and put on cocktail or evening dresses.

So, "the last schoolbell". The attire you see on those photos/vids is a sluttier version of old Soviet school uniform. Everyday variant consisted of a brown long-sleeved dress, about knee-length, with black apron, for special days apron was changed for white. it used to look like this (pic from 1970-s).

Today - well, the sluttier the dress, the sluttier the wearer, right? Not many girls are really slutty, but some are, which, combined with students consuming massive amounts of alcohol, leads to Russian segment of the interwebz to be filled yearly with pics of half-naked drunk schoolgirls, gangbang sextapes and stuff like that.

Nowadays on a good day the last schoolbell looks like this

 

[evansusmc2]

Enjoy, fellers:

fungi you are certainly doing the lord's work. Thank you good sir.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

I love eatin' ladies' asses out and i love ladies to lick my butt. I love anal if a girl likes it - no pleasure if a girl cries or asks is it gonna be over soon.
I love fucking married women, especially ending with a creampie.
I like women's feet - softcore footfetish you may call it.
I like facesitting a lot.
And the weirdest thing that became my nemesis and costed me a lot of trouble... eh, how to start?
Well, I crave that what I dont get right now. For example when I was dating a redhead with big tits, she was fantastic and sex was stellar, I had a one night stand with a brunette with 30 A cup size because I so goddamn wanted to cum on small tits that I couldn't be at peace with myself.
I'm a fucked up person, I think

Good man.

 

[fungi]

doing the lord's work.

http://i.imgur.com/NOECI0s.jpg
or is it?

 

[neverwas]

Ever since hanging out in the Mayberry I've come to love the anal.

 

[Thurisaz]

I love eatin' ladies' asses out and i love ladies to lick my butt. I love anal if a girl likes it - no pleasure if a girl cries or asks is it gonna be over soon.
I love fucking married women, especially ending with a creampie.
I like women's feet - softcore footfetish you may call it.
I like facesitting a lot.
And the weirdest thing that became my nemesis and costed me a lot of trouble... eh, how to start?
Well, I crave that what I dont get right now. For example when I was dating a redhead with big tits, she was fantastic and sex was stellar, I had a one night stand with a brunette with 30 A cup size because I so goddamn wanted to cum on small tits that I couldn't be at peace with myself.
I'm a fucked up person, I think

No problem bro, I think your fucked upness will be short lived. Few Russkies take getting cucked lightly and fucking their women is a great way to get shot.

 

[Sir Galahad]

Not gay if it's a girls butthole.

 

[RichardHarrow]

<{ByeHomer}>

 

[Mike]

Not gay if it's a girls butthole.

 

[FUTUI7E]

 

[RichardHarrow]

What happened to liking just a pair of decent sized juggs and round ass?

 

[Rozko]

What happened to liking just a pair of decent sized juggs and round ass?

Stileproject

 

[Sanshou Kid]

What happened to liking just a pair of decent sized juggs and round ass?

The internet happened.

 

[Sir Galahad]

we should petition to have the mayberry renamed to Analberry.

Since you came up with the name I anoint you @22k as the Mayor of Analberry.

 

[weed]

Since you came up with the name I anoint you @22k as the Mayor of Analberry.

 

[Sir Galahad]

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

What happened to liking just a pair of decent sized juggs and round ass?

It's not just about liking them. It's about what you like TO DO with them.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

Since you came up with the name I anoint you @22k as the Mayor of Analberry.

Wait. I'm open for a position. Can I be the treasurer?

 

[Leonard Haid]

I'm attracted to girls with a bit of hair on their arms. Not full blown caveman-like hirsutism, but just a bit. Two of my ex girlfriends had a bit of hair on their arms and on their lower back; everything else was shaved. At first, I was weirded out, but I grew accustomed to it very quickly and turned me on everytime I saw them.

For example:



I'm also heavily attracted to armpits. I like to kiss them, caress them, lick them, sniff them, whatever.

Oh, and hairy pussies and buttholes turn me on sometimes.

Meh, I don't care. I have my reasons. #YOLO.

I have orgasm after repeatedly running backwards full speed into doorknobs.