Confess your odd fetishes here

[SherdogGoat]

I like white american girls ohhh. Everytime they speak english i am really turned on. Its sad but i think im a . I am attracted to 13 yr old white girls.i think they are really cute! god i only see them on tv.i wish i was in america!

I am a 13 year old Australian white girl and I love Filipino men. Please come to Australia and message me, I'll come get you at the airport.

Spoiler

 

[fungi]

Men who are demonstrably smarter than I am...


So fucking hot.

I like retarded girls

Youse two should talk. just saying...

 

[Tavares1988]

I am a 13 year old Australian white girl and I love Filipino men. Please come to Australia and message me, I'll come get you at the airport.

Spoiler

Why do australians say the word mate alot haha

 

[Organic Damage]

I buy gatorades and put them in the freezer until they are slushies. Is that odd?!!!

Depends where you stick them after they come out of the freezer, I guess...

 

[SherdogGoat]

Why do australians say the word mate alot haha

Because they mate with your mom

 

[weed]

I buy gatorades and put them in the freezer until they are slushies. Is that odd?!!!

I do that with all my drinks during the Summer. quit Gatorade though, too much sodium.

 

[Rozko]

Damn. I like your style.


Personally, I like getting bitten in the shoulders.

My wife isn't into pain/humiliation/domination play. Trying to get her to bite/claw at me has been a struggle.

 

[Brodels]

I've been trying to convince my friend to do this. He matched a girl on Tinder with prosthetic legs but he's scared. Plus she lives an hour away. I told him that made it even better. She'd never catch him if he bolted.

So I need to check in with him, but I believe he fucked the robot on Friday.

 

[Desdinova]

I buy gatorades and put them in the freezer until they are slushies. Is that odd?!!!

Only if you get sexually aroused by it.

 

[Brodels]

I think I'm starting to enjoy eating my gf's back end more than her front. Thanks to all you creeps for convincing me to try.

 

[LiLoMMA]

I want to throat fuck a girl. Have yet to meet one who is good at it though and i could never do it to my girlfriend. Has to be some slut. Maybe one day

That's my fetish!! So excited that my lady friend is into it

 

[Snake_Plissken]

So I must be victorian level prude when it comes to sex in 2016.

wtf with all the creep s and those who know where to go not to get caught. The sherpedo menace is more real than the sherfront one. sheech

 

[Sir Galahad]

buttholes

Ever since hanging out in the Mayberry I've come to love the anal.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

I think I'm starting to enjoy eating my gf's back end more than her front. Thanks to all you creeps for convincing me to try.

Yay, we did it, Mayberry!

 

[weed]

Ever since hanging out in the Mayberry I've come to love the anal.

Yay, we did it, Mayberry!

we should petition to have the mayberry renamed to Analberry.

 

[koolinkunming]

we should petition to have the mayberry renamed to Analberry.

Where anal dreams begin....

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

we should petition to have the mayberry renamed to Analberry.

Where anal dreams begin....

What can I say, I love booty. Booty!

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

I want a girl to talk dirty to me in a sexy accent like French or Spanish while she strokes my face and nibbles on my ear.

Yeeeeeeeaaaahh...

Just one of my daily thoughts for the day.

 

[Pugilistic]

I want a girl to talk dirty to me in a sexy accent like French or Spanish while she strokes my face and nibbles on my ear.

Yeeeeeeeaaaahh...

Just one of my daily thoughts for the day.

I love French and Spanish accents on good looking women.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

I love French and Spanish accents on good looking women.

Sup, foo? Did ya talk to that girl already or what?