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When I happen to get a view of the inside of a woman's lower teeth. I don't have any explanation at all for this, but when a woman is bent over and happens to have her mouth open, I fucking lose it. On the same token, I love short teeth. Not small teeth with all types of gaps between em and the wind whistlin through em, but normal straight teeth that are a little short.

Obviously these only apply to good teeth. If some skirt is trying to show up with some yellow, no floss, crooked-assed chompers, my anaconda don't want none.
 
What the hell is going on in here!?

:eek:Mayberry is the new Sodom and Gomorrah.

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ROFL. Is it hard to find girls who are willing? Or dudes? Whatever your into.
girls Lol. nah not really. surprisingly they've told me that its common amongst men. Actually an old boxing coach of mine told me that he would have girls do it to him and I thought it was weird as fuck at the time. but then I eventually had a chick try it on me.



Story Time:

This one SMOKING hot 27 year old I met while doing a project for PG&E told me some wild stories of hers. I asked her what the wildest thing she's ever done in bed was (I was expecting the usual "oh I like being tied up, hair pulled, choked, etc...")
She said 2 things

1) She's fucked a couple guys in the ass with a strap on and said it was "empowering"
2) Some guy at the PG&E corporate office PAID her to SHIT in his MOUTH.


immediately got turned off and stopped responding
 
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Hahaha good Lord.

There's a Joe Rogan Experience podcast where he talks to a girl who guys pay to mail her body fluids to them for large amounts of money. Sounds like quite the lucrative business. Bottom line, I remember when starfish licking was taboo, now it's mild compared to some things.
 
Women in their 50's - 60's is all I can think of really....Mind you oldest I bagged was a 48 year old but I like older....she could suck a load out of you quicker than Barney Gumble sucking coins from the Love Tester machine to buy a beer from Moe

Older cougars just drive me crazy. Cumming in them with no worries, how most of them do their hair I don't know I love them ....Weird as I get I guess.
 
girls Lol. nah not really. surprisingly they've told me that its common amongst men. Actually an old boxing coach of mine told me that he would have girls do it to him and I thought it was weird as fuck at the time. but then I eventually had a chick try it on me.



Story Time:

This one SMOKING hot 27 year old I met while doing a project for PG&E told me some wild stories of hers. I asked her what the wildest thing she's ever done in bed was (I was expecting the usual "oh I like being tied up, hair pulled, spanked, etc...")
She said 2 things

1) She's fucked a couple guys in the ass with a strap on and said it was "empowering"
2) Some guy at the PG&E corporate office PAID her to SHIT in his MOUTH.


immediately got turned off and stopped responding

A girl who worked for me got pretty drunk at a party and

took a dump on some guy's chest at his request in the middle of the room in front of everyone.
 
I like girls with outdated hairstyles.........kinda big hair, I guess.
 
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