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A girl who worked for me got pretty drunk at a party and

took a dump on some guy's chest at his request in the middle of the room in front of everyone.
[omg1]

LMAO. Did she still have a job the next day?
 
So be gentle on @Thunderhead. His virginity is yours for the taking. :rolleyes:

:eek:But, but...he like's booties and burritos though!

The most I could do is a oil check at the next wrestling meet.<31>

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:eek:But, but...he like's booties and burritos though!

The most I could do is a oil check at the next wrestling meet.<31>

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<{danayeah}>

My grappling days are over...for now.

Can we have a female volunteer peg me in the booty instead? I really want to be an upstanding member of the Analberry.
 
We have an initiation for membership into the newly formed Analberry sub-forum. @Exi-Meta-Tran-Man has volunteered to welcome @Thunderhead to an evening of backdoor pleasures. Are you interested?

Wait, wait, wait. This is just gay. I can't believe I agreed to this. Analberry shouldn't be a place for homosexual activities. We were talking about licking women's buttholes and some other naughty shit.

As a lover of booties and a starter of this thread, I should be inducted as a member by merit alone.
 
Wait, wait, wait. This is just gay. I can't believe I agreed to this. Analberry shouldn't be a place for homosexual activities. We were talking about licking women's buttholes and some other naughty shit.

As a lover of booties and a starter of this thread, I should be inducted as a member by merit alone.

Actually I believe you're the only one who agreed to have your anus penetrated by the Mayberry at this point.

<209Bitch>
 
Actually I believe you're the only one who agreed to have your anus penetrated by the Mayberry at this point.

<209Bitch>

I was stoned and drunk. Sometimes I have to step away from the computer when my mind's not straight.
 
I was stoned and drunk. Sometimes I have to step away from the computer when my mind's not straight.

This reminds me of that thread about the line cook in the restaurant @mb23100 works in who got ass raped by the gay coworker when he was wasted. Have you blacked out recently? Hmmmm?
 
This reminds me of that thread about the line cook in the restaurant @mb23100 works in who got ass raped by the gay coworker when he was wasted. Have you blacked out recently? Hmmmm?

Nope. I know how to handle my liquor. The only time I got close to blacking out was when I got into choke holds during BJJ rolls or weightlifting.
 
We have an initiation for membership into the newly formed Analberry sub-forum. @Exi-Meta-Tran-Man has volunteered to welcome @Thunderhead to an evening of backdoor pleasures. Are you interested?

Wait, are you suggesting some guy named @Thunderhead is giving out ass reamings?

Also, does anyone know if @Exi-Meta-Tran-Man is transgendered, because I have seen that referenced a couple of times now. Not that I have a problem with that, but it would go a long ways to explain things.
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just joking brotherman, but really though...
You're gay<NoneOfMy>
 
I need to be kissing a woman to be able to cum during sex. I don't know male pornstars can bang these gorgeous girls without kissing them.
 
Women in their 50's - 60's is all I can think of really....Mind you oldest I bagged was a 48 year old but I like older....she could suck a load out of you quicker than Barney Gumble sucking coins from the Love Tester machine to buy a beer from Moe

Older cougars just drive me crazy. Cumming in them with no worries, how most of them do their hair I don't know I love them ....Weird as I get I guess.
dude. I know the feel
 
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Fapped hard to this.

Yep.

I disgust myself. Hot, pregnant bitches. Just something about em.

Anyone else....................
 
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