Confess your odd fetishes here

[Pugilistic]

Sup, foo? Did ya talk to that girl already or what?

Lol I have a small chat with her every time I visit the place.

But to add a relevant story to both Spanish accents and my lack of initiative, I once went out with this sexy Madrilèna who I know was into me but I was terrified to make a move. After a few failures to do so I finally kissed her. She went back to Spain a couple days later and I never saw her again. Good times

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

Lol I have a small chat with her every time I visit the place.

But to add a relevant story to both Spanish accents and my lack of initiative, I once went out with this sexy Madrilèna who I know was into me but I was terrified to make a move. After a few failures to do so I finally kissed her. She went back to Spain a couple days later and I never saw her again. Good times

Just a kiss? Just the first base and nothing more?

Please don't say yes.

 

[Pugilistic]

Just a kiss? Just the first base and nothing more?

Please don't say yes.

Yes. And it was more like a “you didn’t make a move for so long despite me throwing all these signals so I thought you were gay but you were just a chode so I feel sorry for you” type of kiss. I was so bummed out about her leaving that the day after, one of my friends tried to hook me up with this banging chick with giant tits and I didn’t even care lol.

The funny thing is that this isn’t even the most embarrassing story of me being hesitant.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

Yes. And it was more like a “you didn’t make a move for so long despite me throwing all these signals so I thought you were gay but you were just a chode so I feel sorry for you” type of kiss. I was so bummed out about her leaving that the day after, one of my friends tried to hook me up with this banging chick with giant tits and I didn’t even care lol.

The funny thing is that this isn’t even the most embarrassing story of me being hesitant.

No. I refuse to believe this. You must be trolling.

But I'll bite. Why in the world were you hesitant that long with her in the first place? And why didn't you bang that chick with the big tits? And how does pigeon meat taste? Do you have any more embarrassing stories to share for some lulz?

 

[Deleted member 196663]

I'm attracted to girls with a bit of hair on their arms. Not full blown caveman-like hirsutism, but just a bit. Two of my ex girlfriends had a bit of hair on their arms and on their lower back; everything else was shaved. At first, I was weirded out, but I grew accustomed to it very quickly and turned me on everytime I saw them.

For example:



I'm also heavily attracted to armpits. I like to kiss them, caress them, lick them, sniff them, whatever.

Oh, and hairy pussies and buttholes turn me on sometimes.

Meh, I don't care. I have my reasons. #YOLO.

You should move to Portland.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

You should move to Portland.

Uhh...why?

 

[Deleted member 196663]

Uhh...why?

Moar hair.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

Moar hair.

You talking about the hipsters that don't shave?

 

[Deleted member 196663]

You talking about the hipsters that don't shave?

The feminists that don't shave, actually.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

The feminists that don't shave, actually.

Fuck, that's gross. I'll draw the line there. No thanks.

 

[Pugilistic]

No. I refuse to believe this. You must be trolling.

But I'll bite. Why in the world were you hesitant that long with her in the first place? And why didn't you bang that chick with the big tits? And how does pigeon meat taste? Do you have any more embarrassing stories to share for some lulz?

It's a long story, perhaps one that requires a thread of its own. Epic thread looms perhaps?

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

It's a long story, perhaps one that requires a thread of its own. Epic thread looms perhaps?

Do it for the lulz. You have my blessing.

 

[Pugilistic]

Do it for the lulz. You have my blessing.

Shit now Im afriad Im overselling it and it wont live up to the hype. Ill do it tomorrow at work since now that Im off work, i have actual stuff to do

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

Shit now Im afriad Im overselling it and it wont live up to the hype. Ill do it tomorrow at work since now that Im off work, i have actual stuff to do

You have my promise that I will not think less of you or ridicule you, no matter how embarrassing the story is. I just broke up with my girl and I need some lulz in my life right now.

 

[ssBaldy]

I love eatin' ladies' asses out and i love ladies to lick my butt. I love anal if a girl likes it - no pleasure if a girl cries or asks is it gonna be over soon.
I love fucking married women, especially ending with a creampie.
I like women's feet - softcore footfetish you may call it.
I like facesitting a lot.
And the weirdest thing that became my nemesis and costed me a lot of trouble... eh, how to start?
Well, I crave that what I dont get right now. For example when I was dating a redhead with big tits, she was fantastic and sex was stellar, I had a one night stand with a brunette with 30 A cup size because I so goddamn wanted to cum on small tits that I couldn't be at peace with myself.
I'm a fucked up person, I think

 

[Project 2501]

I love eatin' ladies' asses out and i love ladies to lick my butt. I love anal if a girl likes it - no pleasure if a girl cries or asks is it gonna be over soon.
I love fucking married women, especially ending with a creampie.
I like women's feet - softcore footfetish you may call it.
I like facesitting a lot.

I agree with everything here.

 

[Project 2501]

I love the risk of possibly getting someone pregnant. I purposely pullout late or cum inside them. I get some morbid sexual thrills from it. If the woman I had sex with called me up telling me she's pregnant I'd freak out but also fap like there's no tomorrow.

 

[Project 2501]

@ssBaldy
Zdrastvuyte moy droog, I notice you're from Russia. Could you fill me on some details about Russian girls wearing soviet era school uniforms during their graduation ceremonies?

Edit* Are they as slutty as their attire?

 

[fungi]

Thighs. If an girl has amazing thick (not fat) thighs I get pulled in by an unknown gravitational force. So much so that the rest of her gets overlooked without caring.

I'm the same bro

Lately dat Alexa Bliss has been doing it for me

Enjoy, fellers:

 

[fungi]

..a very strict librarian complete with glasses etc. My girl knows this and it gets me every time

Thats not that odd though I think