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Like I said the night of the fight, the byproduct of that knockout was Bryce finding out that gravity was real.
Need the Xyience to wash down the cornnutsi still wear my affliction shirts, sprawl shorts, and always drink the xyience
I like how he did his post fight press conference talking about how bad he felt and all that now tried to capitalize. I don't have anything wrong with the shirt but don't talk out of both sides of your mouth.I'm not for censoring anything obviously, but I think this is excessive.
Except it's obviously not true. Emmett sent Johnson and Lamas to the shadow realm as well.Emmet’s clearly not familiar with the expression “act like you’ve been there before.”
Need the Xyience to wash down the cornnuts
But do you still bust a nut with CornNuts and get your prophylactics at Condom Depot?i still wear my affliction shirts, sprawl shorts, and always drink the xyience
Omg this is pretty fucking funny. Definitely trueAt least it isn't made by Hoelzer Reich
Its still less cringy than rolling around in this:I know that feeling. At least in the Affliction Tshirt Era there was a sort of irony about the bones and skulls, but now every single piece of MMA merch just feels so fucking cringy. I would be ashamed of myself showing up in puplic wearing shit like that. I also train BJJ, both Gi an No Gi, and if you write on Amazon "bjj tshirt" the search results will give you chills, "the ground it's my ocean and I'm a schark" kind of cringe
All while blowing fat Muscle Pharm protein farts, having it my way at BK cause it feels good, and keepin' my fauxhawk trim with my Headblade.But do you still bust a nut with CornNuts and get your prophylactics at Condom Depot?
Not just having it your way but rocked out to some CockRock for an order of chicken fries too I bet.All while blowing fat Muscle Pharm protein farts, having it my way at BK cause it feels good, and keepin' my fauxhawk trim with my Headblade.
Could you imagine actually seeing someone wearing this shit? This atrocity is swirly worthy
I'd argue as long as your 1st or last name is Emmett, this is significantly less cringey.