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alexandra daddario is completely nude the entire movie
Law Abiding Citizen was on its way to being my favorite movie of 09 but that ending was straight shit. If Leonidas was allowed to blow up that whole court and Jamie Foxx along with it followed by a nice fade to black.......what a great movie. Instead no we are lead to believe that some lawyer hack outsmarted a genius/vengful trained killer
Agreed. An alternative would be Foxx finds the bomb but it turns out to be a decoy or something and the courthouse explodes. Foxx is enraged and just shoots Geralds character dead and ends up in prison himself.
Are you the other Alien 3 liker around here?
Indeed, that movie took balls. Ripley wakes up from her good dream with a rude awakening, right back to her Alien nightmare. I always liked the movie, even moreso since the assembled cut came out (or whatever they call it). It's just very atmospheric with good characters.
But as far as changes go, Ripley's "crud" line always felt cringey to me. Huh? So yeah, change that.
I thought they were going to transition the franchise with Morse, the prisoner who looks like the prisoner who got the chestbuster who looked a bit like John Hurt (and his name was Leland Orser). Morse was the only survivor from Fury, and I envisioned him hooking up with a bounty/scrapper gang not unlike the BETTY's crew in RESURRECTION, whom I didn't mind although they were all pretty cute because, naturally, it was a Whedon script. There would be a female member or captain of the gang to serve as Nu-Ripley or veer toward a Hicks-esque dude.Put me in that camp. The first version had some pretty serious editing issues, but once they fixed that it's a really good finish to the trilogy.
I guess that brings us to the 4th one. What can be done to fix that?
The plot should have been as follows. Weyland Yutani recreate the alien by scraping DNA out of the furnace from the last film. They have human test subjects on a spacestation - these are the good guys. Everyone else on the ship is a Weyland Yutani asshole. Aliens escape, all hell breaks loose, everyone dies except for one or two of the good guys.
I guess that brings us to the 4th one. What can be done to fix that? Firstly it shouldn't have had ripley in it because she fucking died in the 3rd one.
Rocky: Apollo Creed gives the title shot to Spider Rico and knocks him out in the first round.
First Blood: David Caruso defeats Rambo in hand to hand combat in the forest and brings him back in cuffs.
The Terminator: Arnold's fist bounces off Brian Thompson's stomach and into his own face, Josh Neer style, and he short circuits.
Terminator 2: Xander Berkley parries the T-1000's knife arm with his carton of milk. Knife arm goes into a power outlet in the wall and he short circuits.
Commando: Bill Paxton switches to another terminal and picks up Arnold's plane on the radar. Arnold and Rae Dawn Chong are shot down and the wreckage is never found.
Predator: Sven Thorsen dives out of the way as Arnold shoots, throws a knife and catches Arnold in the throat.
Red Heat: Sven Thorsen defeats Arnold in the naked fight in the snow and Arnold dies of hypothermia.
Conan the Barbarian: Sven Thorsen catches Arnold trying to kill the snake he raised from a tiny snakeling and bops Arnold on the head with his wooden mallet.
The Running Man: Sven Thorsen invites Arnold to score some steroids with him. Ben Richards is named 1980 Mr. Olympia champion.
You are now the proud owner of a magic typewriter.
With this device, you can rewrite any script for any movie, and the movie will magically change according to your rewrite.
Obviously the first thing you do is add graphic sex scenes for all the hot characters. But after you come, you start to focus on the actual quality of the movies.
At that point, what movies do you change and how?
ending of last jedi: it was all a dream