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Change one aspect of a movie to make it better

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  1. Fedorgasm Silver Belt

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    You are now the proud owner of a magic typewriter.

    With this device, you can rewrite any script for any movie, and the movie will magically change according to your rewrite.

    Obviously the first thing you do is add graphic sex scenes for all the hot characters. But after you come, you start to focus on the actual quality of the movies.

    At that point, what movies do you change and how?
     
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    ending of last jedi: it was all a dream
     
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    I'd take the last Jedi and erase all the words.

    I'd do the same to Prometheus
     
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    At the end of the original Total Recall, after he saves Mars, Arnold wakes up in the chair at Recall. It had all been implanted memories. He thanks them and raves about how great it was. He leaves and as he's walking home you see Michael Ironside and the agents following him. Ironside calls Sharon Stone ... roll credits.
     
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    Apocalypto
    Have the fat guy break free at the top of the temple and go apeshit throwing people off to their deaths. Then he gets stabbed in the throat and falls, but takes 1 more guy with him.
    Instead he had to die like a bitch.

    (This basic idea is stolen from a fellow sherdogger, I read the post a few years ago. Not sure who, lol but it's brilliant.)
     
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    In Man of Steel, when Clark let's his dad die: that scene should've been shot using the kid actor. I think it would've made more sense to have the kid hesitate or freeze up instead of 40yr old Henry Cavill dressed down to look like he's supposed to be 19.

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    Titanic.

    Except instead of Old Rose throwing the expensive ass diamond into the ocean like an idiot, she donates the money to a poor village in Africa.
     
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    Liar Liar.

    I'd make Jerry a nonce. Max falls in love with him and his use of THE CLAW and tells Jim Carey's anti-vaxing, scientologist ass to fuck right off at the airport at the end of the movie.
     
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    fixed
     
  14. Tycho Brah You drink water, I drink anarchy Platinum Member

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    Final shot of Shutter Island goes back to the boat they came in on, zooms in on the pack of cigarettes Leo was missing the whole time.
     
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    I would remove the women in Ghostbusters and replace them with men so the movie may be good for a few sincere laughs.
     
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    Se7en

    Brad Pitt yells "What's inda boooooxxxxx!!!?" Morgan Freeman looks into box, gasps and drops box. Brad Pitt walks over and looks in box. It's Brad Pitt's head. He looks up confusedly at Kevin Spacey and Morgan Freeman but they are gone. He is alone in the desert. No one else, no helicopters, only silence. He slowly realizes that he was the killer the whole time and he's completely insane.
     
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    Bloodsport without the woman.
     
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    Not a script change, but a casting one.

    Replace Jesse Eisenberg in Zombieland with Michael Cera or Jay Baruchel.
     

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