Catfish the TV show

gay fat albert with gap in his teeth. lulz.

last night's ep: dat eye and dat teeth
 
Three Gun Fish said:
White knuckle crazy pants!!
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The entire situation was pretty crazy.

My closest friends knew what was going on, and when I decided to see the daughter there was almost an intervention. Years later I don't regret that part, despite the INSANE way we met, the relationship was pretty normal and a lot of fun. It never would have gone anywhere serious though, no chance I was marrying into that family.
 
Loiosh said:
I'm going to do this Cliff's style.

  • Was on political forums on MySpace.
  • Met a girl there who lived 350 miles away (NY State).
  • Got to know here very well, developed a relationship.
  • Fell for her.
  • Set up a meet six months after we met online, she was coming to Montreal.
  • Took the week off from work.
  • She never shows and breaks off all contact.
  • I freak out.
  • I manage to contact her by phone.
  • Turns out she was actually her own mother who was using her abandoned profile.
  • Actual person I thought I had been talking to finds out what her mother did.
  • Actual person contacts me to make sure I'm OK.
  • Actual person and I hit it off and end up dating for several months (traveling back and forth) before we decide the distance is too big a deal.
  • I never actually met twisted mother face to face; every time I went to pick up actual person, twisted mother stayed in room.

I'm leaving out a lot of details, things I never even told "actual person" because she probably would have murdered her mother.

The level of work Twisted Mother put into pretending she was her own daughter was insane. I was working in internet security at the time, and when things got serious between us I briefly considered the possibility she wasn't real but dismissed it. The identity was clearly real and there was nothing to suggest she wasn't legit.
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That's flippin mental !
Are you able to nutshell what details you didn't share with the daughter about her mother?
 
I hope we're back to fat uglies next week.
 
I havent watched this in a while

I need to do some catching up
 
Flem said:
i flipped this on tonight for a bit. what was up with the WMDs?
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In whatever state he was in a modified shotgun is considered a WMD. He had a sawed off in his car when he flipped and went all PTSD at a gas station.
 
Flem said:
what was the kill count?
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He heard a loud noise at the gas station and started having flashbacks. He jumped in his car and threw on his flack jacket. Evidently it scared the shit out of the people around him and they called the cops. The cops found a disassembled sawed off in his trunk and had him arrested for possession of a WMD. He called his superior officer and they had him bailed out and taken to base for treatment for PTSD.
 
Glad I stumbled across this thread. Coworker of mine keeps telling me I look like the host of catfish. I never knew what the hell he was talking about since I don't watch TV at all.

I googled this guy and I'm looking forward to kicking my coworker's ass tomorrow.
 
norcal313 said:
Glad I stumbled across this thread. Coworker of mine keeps telling me I look like the host of catfish. I never knew what the hell he was talking about since I don't watch TV at all.

I googled this guy and I'm looking forward to kicking my coworker's ass tomorrow.
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Are you Brunswick Blake? Because he looks quite a bit like him too. I think Nev's hot.
 
Skyler said:
Are you Brunswick Blake? Because he looks quite a bit like him too. I think Nev's hot.
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He is not hot. Cute maybe. And doesn't seem too athletic either (way to enforce the stereotype). Max > Nev.

But what do I know. I'm not a female. Or on the pill.*



*they say it influences shit like this.
 
It's a possibility I find Nev hot BECAUSE he reminds me a bit of Brunswick Blake. It was a bit of a eureka moment when I finally worked out why I kept rubbing myself up against the telly when the programme came on.
 
Skyler said:
That's flippin mental !
Are you able to nutshell what details you didn't share with the daughter about her mother?
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The mother asked me to Photoshop pictures of her daughter and I together. Nude pictures.
 
Just catching up on Jesse and Brian. She's punching above her weight there a bit, I have to say.
 
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