Catfish the TV show

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  1. PolishHeadlock Putin Belt Banned

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    Has anyone seen that show Catfish?

    It is a bunch of ugly people that have online relationships with people they never meet. When they finally meet up with them they are surprised to find that they had up fake pictures and that they are ugly too.

    It's pretty funny.

    And ugly people are surprisingly superficial.

    There was a black stripper who had a tight body so I felt bad for her. The rest should have known something was up.

    This morbidly obese chick thought she was talking to a stud football player for 10 years. Turns out she was talking to a morbidly obese man. You would have thought they would be in Kentucky Fried Heaven but apparently the fattest girl to ever be on an MTV show doesn't like fatties

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    This fat single welfare mom thought she was having a relationship with a male model lulz..

    Turns out a good looking ghetto girl was just fucking with her because they fucked the same guy.

    +1 for good looking people.

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    This poor hot stripper thought she was dating a male stripper.

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    Nope

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    Never seen it but LMAO at the fat chick. Probably talked all her fat friends ears off about her hot boyfriend she never met. I wonder if she bought her jeans pre ripped or if they just can't contain her cellulite?
     
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    Lol

    It was hilarious. They talked for 10 fucking years.

    But hilariously enough she didn't really have any friends.

    I still don't get how she gets off being picky.
     
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    Well, he did lie to her so I can understand her not wanting to be with him because he was dishonest from the start. But she's also a whale who'll never do better so she should just give him a shot!
     
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    that was the only episode i saw, and i only saw a fraction of it.

    the fat girl had a boyfriend anyway, so it was all gravy. her boyfriend didnt give a shit if she pursued her internet suitor for some reason
     
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    And now the two ugliest lesbians just kissed and permanently killed my dick.

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    My gf watches that show. I saw the episode with the chubby black girl and the transgender. IDK..you talk for 10 years with someone and never meet before then. People don't realize other people are never who they say they are. Let them get what they deserve.
     
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    You gotta see the movie it's crazy
     
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    That girl wasn't hilariously ugly right?

    She was just regularly unattractive I believe.
     
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    No, she was highly ugly and had two severely retarded children and a husband.
     
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    +1 to how superficial these people are. It's so obvious that they're not disappointed about being lied to but that their hot internet boy/girlfriend is ugly.
     
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    its a good show but its uncomfortable to watch lol
     
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    Haha

    I never saw the movie just the clip they show before each episode.

    Did the ugly woman get dumped?
     
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    Neve was real cool about it. I think they remained friends.
     
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    Oh shit google image was not kind.

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    Some people shouldn't be shot in HD
     
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    One of those kids died I believe.
     
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    Probably drowned in a tub while mommy played on Chat Roulette.
     
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    You're horrible. lol
     
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    The setup










    The punchline

    Nice work all around
     

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