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bum attacks

SwamiLeoni said:
I was in Vegas for a buddy's bachelor party on a spur of the moment type of trip. I ended up getting really really drunk and kicked out of a casino. I tried to go back in to find my friends, and the guard warned me not to come back in. Being drunk and stubborn I went back in and they tossed me to the ground. Granted I tried to do a stand up but it didn't work out as im 5'6 140 pounds.

So I get out of the drunk tank and my friends are gone, its just me. I'm walking around still drunk and I spot a group of homeless people. I said fuck it, and went over to them and started chatting with them. They handed me a bottle of wine, and I started drinking with them and walking around with them.

Eventually another cluster of homeless people showed up. At this time we were on Tropicana at a few buss terminals on a busy street. Well this homeless man yells at me for "not being productive, and being a loser". He told me that I needed to get my life together, and then he slapped me so hard in the face it stunned me. Now I was thinking to myself I could kick this guys ass, or I could just leave it be. So I forgave him, and forgot the incident ever happened.

About 5-10 minutes had passed and out of nowhere "WHACK"! The fuckin scallywag slaps me again. This time I'm really fucking pissed, and I said some shit to him and eventually left the cluster. I still didn't feel like kicking a homeless mans ass.

So I walked over to the bus terminal and sat down, tying to figure out a way to meet back up with my friends. Not even a few minutes later, this guy starts running straight at me with an open hand. Finally I say "fuck it" and as he runs in, I duck him, and hit him with a smooth double leg (I've been wrestling since 5). I pick this guy up, swing his legs in the air and crack his head open right in the middle of Tropicana. I mean this was a nasty full leg blast double right off the curb.

Thing was I cracked the front of my face open at the same time, and needed to get stitches. I left the scene ASAP, I wasn't gonna wait around for anyone to show up. I ended up passing out on some rocks, at a motel 6, with blood all over me. A police officer on a bike came up to me and started her routine, but eventually let me use her phone to call a friend. I met back up with them, through a butterfly band-aid on the wound, and took a picture with a live lion.

And that was my bum fight, and I still have the picture.
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Was this by the In N' Out on Tropicana? That whole area down Trop from Maryland to Cameron/Decatur is a cesspool.
 
I've never been attacked by a homo, but i'm generally nice to them.

I usually do give the homeless a dollar or so, but i'm going to start bringing them food
 
I don't drive, so during my walks around town I encounter like 2-3 homeless people per day. I live pretty close to the park where they sleep, which is near the shelters where they get food during the day. For the most part, they just sit around with their signs asking for change.

Only once really had a bad experience. One bum who was really screwed up in the head kept bugging the people in my office for money every time they went to their car or went to get lunch, so every day I told him to piss off, and he came back later that day or the next day. Eventually, he decided to sit in front of the door, so nobody could enter or exit the office. This was costing us a lot of business and pissing everyone off.

I walked out, told him to fuck off or I am calling the police. He slowly starts to move, and proceeds to go piss on several vehicles. He didn't come back after that though. Was fucking disgusting though.

For the guy who wondered how most of them do it:
Mental Illness. Most of them aren't in the same reality as you and me.

One guy in our town lost his whole family (wife and kids) in a fire, and was just never the same again. Been on the streets the last 10 or 15 years. Doesn't talk to anyone. People just bring him food/money and the police check up on him every now and then, but he is fucked. Rumor has it he has like $200,000 in the bank, but I can't confirm that. Would make sense though, insurance from the fire and/or life insurance on family.
 
SwamiLeoni said:
I was in Vegas for a buddy's bachelor party on a spur of the moment type of trip. I ended up getting really really drunk and kicked out of a casino. I tried to go back in to find my friends, and the guard warned me not to come back in. Being drunk and stubborn I went back in and they tossed me to the ground. Granted I tried to do a stand up but it didn't work out as im 5'6 140 pounds.

So I get out of the drunk tank and my friends are gone, its just me. I'm walking around still drunk and I spot a group of homeless people. I said fuck it, and went over to them and started chatting with them. They handed me a bottle of wine, and I started drinking with them and walking around with them.

Eventually another cluster of homeless people showed up. At this time we were on Tropicana at a few buss terminals on a busy street. Well this homeless man yells at me for "not being productive, and being a loser". He told me that I needed to get my life together, and then he slapped me so hard in the face it stunned me. Now I was thinking to myself I could kick this guys ass, or I could just leave it be. So I forgave him, and forgot the incident ever happened.

About 5-10 minutes had passed and out of nowhere "WHACK"! The fuckin scallywag slaps me again. This time I'm really fucking pissed, and I said some shit to him and eventually left the cluster. I still didn't feel like kicking a homeless mans ass.

So I walked over to the bus terminal and sat down, tying to figure out a way to meet back up with my friends. Not even a few minutes later, this guy starts running straight at me with an open hand. Finally I say "fuck it" and as he runs in, I duck him, and hit him with a smooth double leg (I've been wrestling since 5). I pick this guy up, swing his legs in the air and crack his head open right in the middle of Tropicana. I mean this was a nasty full leg blast double right off the curb.

Thing was I cracked the front of my face open at the same time, and needed to get stitches. I left the scene ASAP, I wasn't gonna wait around for anyone to show up. I ended up passing out on some rocks, at a motel 6, with blood all over me. A police officer on a bike came up to me and started her routine, but eventually let me use her phone to call a friend. I met back up with them, through a butterfly band-aid on the wound, and took a picture with a live lion.

And that was my bum fight, and I still have the picture.
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hahaha...holy shit man.

your story blows mine way out of the water!
 
a couple of years ago i went to a store and bought me something to eat. i dont know why but it was some kind of special day and i got a croissant for free.
outside a bum approached me and wanted money to buy some food. i wanted to give him the croissant but he refused. he insisted on money. i didnt give him anything ^^

not a very special story but hey
 
TeTe said:
Just hope you don't run into this guy

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Must be no carry where this took place as the person could have shot his ass dead and be completely legal.

I've never had to put hands on one because they came after me personalty.

However when I was a security supervisor we told the guys to be careful around the dumpster when making the bum's get out in the winter.

They wanted to sleep in the paper and cardboard dumpsters at one of the large office buildings we had charge of.

One of the office personal went to put something in it at night and a bum threatened her. One of the security officers went to make him get out and didn't remember my warring about them. The bum was pissed at being kicked out and cut the officers face with a box cutter.

We called the cops and before the cops got there we found the guy in a corner of a door way and had him when the cops got there. The guy had a long record and got a good bit off time by the time a deal was reached. The office had a hell of a scar and a hell of a lesson.
 
I've never been attacked by a bum, but one did try to shake my hand once. I backed away as he had what seemed like a pretty big scab on the palm of his hand, of course I wasn't going to shake his hand regardless.
 
Aunty Dana said:
I've never been attacked by a bum, but one did try to shake my hand once. I backed away as he had what seemed like a pretty big scab on the palm of his hand, of course I wasn't going to shake his hand regardless.
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Nasty
 
You should have let him continue. He was trying to warn you of the things to come.

he is you
 
One time in San Antonio back in High School my friends and I wanted to get drunk and we saw a bum sleeping in an alley. Nobody wanted to touch him so we tossed pebbles at him until he woke up, then we asked him to buy us beer and in exchange he could keep the change (which would a been about 5 bucks) and he agreed. We followed him to the liquor store where he bought a bottle of whiskey and told us to scram because he was keeping the booze and the money. All four of threatened to beat his ass if he didn't give up the booze and money back, and this crazy asshole started going nuts screaming he was gonna fuck us, yes fuck us, needless to say we ran off. Learned a valuable lesson that day, never trust a bum. Bum-1 Shithead High school kids - 0.
 
Two years ago I was standing at a crosswalk waiting for the light to change when some drunk homeless guy stumble-walked in my direction. From five feet out he threw a wild haymaker at me, lost his balance and fell to my feet.

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This is how I choose to remember myself in the incident

This happened sometime around noon and there were children waiting at the light too. When the light changed, which happened shortly after, I had to step over his body to cross.
 
oldshadow said:
Must be no carry where this took place as the person could have shot his ass dead and be completely legal.

I've never had to put hands on one because they came after me personalty.

However when I was a security supervisor we told the guys to be careful around the dumpster when making the bum's get out in the winter.

They wanted to sleep in the paper and cardboard dumpsters at one of the large office buildings we had charge of.

One of the office personal went to put something in it at night and a bum threatened her. One of the security officers went to make him get out and didn't remember my warring about them. The bum was pissed at being kicked out and cut the officers face with a box cutter.

We called the cops and before the cops got there we found the guy in a corner of a door way and had him when the cops got there. The guy had a long record and got a good bit off time by the time a deal was reached. The office had a hell of a scar and a hell of a lesson.
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That video was shot in that cess pool people call Las Vegas or Reno. Ive always thought about killing that guy everytime ive seen that video. Most normal people dont carry guns especially schmucks who drive PT Losers.
 
Be thankful that it wasn't

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Because he would have fucked you up son
 
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