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bum attacks

it's practically impossible to not interact with bums every now and then in this city, and usually things are ok.

i guess i made this thread because it's not often that this kind of stuff happens to me.

You could try training them to fight and do manual labor for you. Before you know it you could organize a legion comprised of society's outcasts to be used at your disposal kinda like a fabulous San Francisco version of Bane.
 
haha, no...and i didn't want to.

i had just gotten off work, and i wanted to enjoy my buzz with a ciggie. the last thing i wanted to do was get in a fight with a dirty-ass bum.

Well if you punched like a real man and had dat ko power, you would not have to fight him, he'd be out after that. :icon_neut
 
Well if you punched like a real man and had dat ko power, you would not have to fight him, he'd be out after that. :icon_neut

hahaha...well i guess it's something to work on.
 
One time I was trying to cross a very busy street on the strip in Las Vegas. There was unusual few people acrossing the street at the time, so this scruffy looking man stand out. Just as my eyes move toward him, he saw me and suddenly try to ask for something while we were good distance apart.
Not wanting to put up wit him, I just shakes my head and look away. Suddenly I felt a hard punch on my shoulder. Wanting to know wtf his problem was, I turn to try look at him, but he just rushed across the street.
Not wanting to try run across a very busy street where people are driving like a idiot and eventually into a busy crowded area, I just pretty much let it go.

However I always keep eyes out for him every time I go anywhere near there in hope to catch him with a surprise jaw breaking cross.
Guess that would never happen since I hate Las Vegas with passion and moved out some years ago. Oh well he can live in that shithole.
 
Gene Hackman slapped down a bum. The bums/homesless hippies at the Santa Fe plaza almost outnumber the tourists.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/11/01/santa-fe-police-gene-hackman-knew-homeless-man-slapped-after-became-aggressive/

"SANTA FE, N.M. – Actor Gene Hackman had given clothes, money and rides to a homeless man whom he slapped this week after the man became aggressive toward the Oscar-winning actor and his wife, according to a police report detailing the incident in Santa Fe, N.M.
Police say Hackman acted in self-defense and no charges have been filed.
Hackman told officers he had helped Bruce Becker, 63, for several years, and Becker told a similar story. But their versions of the actual physical confrontation diverge, with Hackman saying his slapped the man once and Becker saying he was hit 10 to 12 times by the tough-guy actor.
The report released by Santa Fe police said both agreed the incident began when Becker approached Hackman and his wife, Betsy, on a street early Tuesday afternoon and asked for money.
Becker told police Hackman called him a worthless bum and told him to get a job. Hackman said he told Becker to get a job and tried to walk away but Becker kept following him and his wife asking for money and calling them by a derogatory name.
Becker said he told Hackman, "Gene, you are just another Clint Eastwood, you are nothing but an empty chair," an apparent reference to Eastwood's Republican National Convention appearance this summer. He said that's when Hackman went "ballistic" and began "pummeling" him, he told officers.
Hackman, 82, told police Becker became angry when he refused to give him money, called him a name and moved in close in a threatening manner. The actor told officers that's when he slapped Becker once to fend him off and both fell to the ground.
Hackman and his wife have a home in Santa Fe. He has won two Academy Awards and been nominated for three others over a career that has spanned five decades."
 
I never seen a bum until I was after 18. I moved to Texas and the first week I was down there, never knew anything about bums so I'd engage them in conversation and give them things, talked to the wrong one and got my wallet jacked. Pulled it out to take cash and the fucker grabbed my wallet and took off.
 
bums piss me off. they get all offended if you don't shower them in gifts like they're entitled to some change just because they don't have any and you do. i never have money on me. but one time two bums offered me a hit of their joint and so i accepted. it tasted like shit and im pretty sure i have aids and the bubonic plague now but oh well
 
One of the things I don't miss about smoking is having bums walk up and ask me for one.
 
Just hope you don't run into this guy

 
I meant that too. I've had some experiences trying to play nice with those motherfuckers. It ain't worth it. 99% of them are fucking scum. I've shook two bums hands in my life. One tried to pull me close to headbutt me(he hit my shoulder, and I threw him to the ground) The other guy just grabbed on tight, and started licking my hand. Although, I think the second dude was a little retarded.

You can't wash your hands enough, once a bum has defiled them.

Never again. Whenever they ask me if I have spare change now, I just say "yep, it's great", and just keep walking.

must have been in the kfc parking lot.
 
I was in Vegas for a buddy's bachelor party on a spur of the moment type of trip. I ended up getting really really drunk and kicked out of a casino. I tried to go back in to find my friends, and the guard warned me not to come back in. Being drunk and stubborn I went back in and they tossed me to the ground. Granted I tried to do a stand up but it didn't work out as im 5'6 140 pounds.

So I get out of the drunk tank and my friends are gone, its just me. I'm walking around still drunk and I spot a group of homeless people. I said fuck it, and went over to them and started chatting with them. They handed me a bottle of wine, and I started drinking with them and walking around with them.

Eventually another cluster of homeless people showed up. At this time we were on Tropicana at a few buss terminals on a busy street. Well this homeless man yells at me for "not being productive, and being a loser". He told me that I needed to get my life together, and then he slapped me so hard in the face it stunned me. Now I was thinking to myself I could kick this guys ass, or I could just leave it be. So I forgave him, and forgot the incident ever happened.

About 5-10 minutes had passed and out of nowhere "WHACK"! The fuckin scallywag slaps me again. This time I'm really fucking pissed, and I said some shit to him and eventually left the cluster. I still didn't feel like kicking a homeless mans ass.

So I walked over to the bus terminal and sat down, tying to figure out a way to meet back up with my friends. Not even a few minutes later, this guy starts running straight at me with an open hand. Finally I say "fuck it" and as he runs in, I duck him, and hit him with a smooth double leg (I've been wrestling since 5). I pick this guy up, swing his legs in the air and crack his head open right in the middle of Tropicana. I mean this was a nasty full leg blast double right off the curb.

Thing was I cracked the front of my face open at the same time, and needed to get stitches. I left the scene ASAP, I wasn't gonna wait around for anyone to show up. I ended up passing out on some rocks, at a motel 6, with blood all over me. A police officer on a bike came up to me and started her routine, but eventually let me use her phone to call a friend. I met back up with them, through a butterfly band-aid on the wound, and took a picture with a live lion.

And that was my bum fight, and I still have the picture.
 
Sounds like some of you need to carry a rape kit at all times.

But I know the feeling, I live near the West Side of Chicago.
 
i like the part in the story where the bum gets pushed.
 
Bums are scary. They can either be the guy who offered me "weed he found on the groun" for a couple of dollars. (I gave him a dollar to leave mealone)

Or they can be like the homeless guy who stabbed one of cousins friends in the shoulder (from behind) at a carnival.
 
bums piss me off. they get all offended if you don't shower them in gifts like they're entitled to some change just because they don't have any and you do. i never have money on me. but one time two bums offered me a hit of their joint and so i accepted. it tasted like shit and im pretty sure i have aids and the bubonic plague now but oh well

dirtbag!
 
My friends dad got stabbed by a bum years ago.
 
when u said bum attack i thought u meant

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