Tales from Paris

[AngryWeasel]

Good story, you must have some more ?

I think you could have taken out the blacks though, I have faith in your abilities.

Where do i get the best KWO-SSoint in Paris?

I have some more but no, the two guys were bigger and I was clearly not in a fighting state. Plus if I got fucked up lords know what happened next to my lady.

Kwo-ss ? Fighting org ?

 

[Ballsaque]

I have some more but no, the two guys were bigger and I was clearly not in a fighting state. Plus if I got fucked up lords know what happened next to my lady.

Kwo-ss ? Fighting org ?

No it's a pastry, quite famous around your parts

 

[Cole train]

This reminds how i miss princeofpain and his south africa stories

 

[Bacco]

Marseilles is probably #1,with London and Bruxelles as neir contonders ...

Now strictly talking africa, Italy isn't also exactly safe

I would never have done the joke using Marseilles, did'nt want any actual african to get offended

Italy is on very same retarded train called western europe, maybe last wagon of it and some years/decades to reach same point where shit reach windows, but still same train going same smart direction
It's not even politics as people voted exactly to avoid that train, but apparently family have to travel together in a way or another

 

[FrappeDuRocma]

Rapport à ton Pseudo Einstein ; mon petit doigt me dit que le teuch du maroc arrive plus facilement à Paname qu'au Québec. Plus une vieille prise de tête où tu fesais le malin sur la France ... Bref l'eau a coulée sous les ponts, rien ne sert de la réveiller.

Je t'ai tellement brisé, que tu ne m'as pas oublié ? Personnellement, je ne me souviens pas de toi. Rien dans mon pseudo n'indique que je suis français, mais les génies dans ton genre confondent francophone et français. Visiblement, l'eau n'a pas bien coulé, vide ton cœur.

PS: Mon pseudo ce n'est pas par rapport à la drogue, puisque je ne fume pas. Je n'ai rien contre la France, si je t'ai heurté, je m'en excuse.

 

[HHJ]

Nearly hitting 40 here, a good 30-35 years in Paris so I have my share of stories - or stories that happened to buddies.

One random :


We were hitting the clubs (Rex, Pigalle) on a hardtek show (Radium) full on on molly. My girl being beautiful - like no emaciated models but curves where you want them with an angel face - and acting like a social butterfly while I was just tripping on the front row got me a bit paranoid and I harrassed the poor guy next to me like "that's my girl fucker dont even try" . Poor guy just wanted to envoy his molly and the sound, probably ruined his evening. Anyways comes time to go and I'm all Jesus Christ in the streets heading to the subway (not the better ones for those that know) handing high fives and asking basically everybody if their night was going good. Mind you it's at this hour a street full of dealers and tweakers. My girl told me that I would just get my ass beat, continued anyway.

Then when things got calm (out of the "strip" and just going home heading to subway, wich is an another sandwich altogother) two big blacks arrived abruptly to the sound of "do you have a cigarette".
Wich I know was a test of the will, so I said no, my gf said yes.

While I'm talking to "my guy" (who was friendly) I do notice that the other one is in a rapy conversation with my gal ; she was giving it a cigarette but the guy insisted "do it better" .
I snapped out of it quickly and and said "we gottto go"
I had neither my knife nor my gazeuse (going to a pary fully searched) on me.

We moved right away (thanks to girls that listen), I checked they werne't followed.

Then metro, dancing and fucking.

But I still have this inche that things could have turned ugly. I couldn't take those two guys at once - and what happens in the middle of the night and nowhere then ?

Love stories like this. A kindred spirit

 

[AngryWeasel]

Je t'ai tellement brisé, que tu ne m'as pas oublié ? Personnellement, je ne me souviens pas de toi. Rien dans mon pseudo n'indique que je suis français, mais les génies dans ton genre confondent francophone et français. Visiblement, l'eau n'a pas bien coulé, vide ton cœur.

PS: Mon pseudo ce n'est pas par rapport à la drogue, puisque je ne fume pas. Je n'ai rien contre la France, si je t'ai heurté, je m'en excuse.

Ouais ça s'appelle la mémoire. Tu faisais le malin rapport aux banlieues parisiennes et as rapidement fermé ta gueule.

Usé le trope émoussé " si vous n'aimez pas les banlieux c'est que vous ne les connaissez pas". C'était pas le cas.

T'as rien heurté du tout, t'es juste passé pour un con.

 

[AngryWeasel]

This reminds how i miss princeofpain and his south africa stories

And who was this serb guy having done at least one of the war as a sniper and going to do shrooms in the wood every year to cleans his mind ?

This forum is getting reddited ...

 

[AngryWeasel]

No it's a pastry, quite famous around your parts

No idea who that is

 

[Cole train]

And who was this serb guy having done at least one of the war as a sniper and going to do shrooms in the wood every year to cleans his mind ?

This forum is getting reddited ...

Bad mojo used to say he was a yugo vet, not a sniper though, was planting mines and building decoys for air strikes

 

[Satur9]

One of the most overhyped places ever. Didn't find it a particularly beautiful city, friendly, or romantic. Guess that is for the ladies to believe.

I was there when that concert attack happened. The city, not the event. The place was a mess even without that event happening.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

Went to Paris many times in my life. Love the city it‘s the most unique city on earth to me. Can‘t think of anything really too crazy that happened to me there though.

 

[AngryWeasel]

One of the most overhyped places ever. Didn't find it a particularly beautiful city, friendly, or romantic. Guess that is for the ladies to believe.

I was there when that concert attack happened. The city, not the event. The place was a mess even without that event happening.

Wep it's a shithole. Like Rome after the barbarians not only got in, but get necessary.

Nevermind all the nights getting home high or drunk alone looking at Notre-Dames (before it got burned) or all the small medieval streets and churches was worth its salt

We got our spot facing the tourists and the seine, gave the finger to the "bateau-mouche" lightning us up like in a zoo with tourists onboard waving us good

Plus the occasionnal suburbs invasions, sometimes trading, sometimes hostiles; like retarded vikings

Cool to witness nethertheless

 

[LEWIS540]

10% tourist trap.
10% gorgeous.
80% shit hole.

 

[AngryWeasel]

Went to Paris many times in my life. Love the city it‘s the most unique city on earth to me. Can‘t think of anything really too crazy that happened to me there though.

You misssed some places / hours budy

 

[LEWIS540]

Went to Paris many times in my life. Love the city it‘s the most unique city on earth to me. Can‘t think of anything really too crazy that happened to me there though.

Excusing the literary error of “most unique” in what way did you think that?

Great history and that, but as a modern city it’s not great imo. Nice to visit for a weekend, but must be a horrible place to live.

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

You misssed some hoods / hours budy

Why the fuck would i go in these shitholes? Normal Parisians don‘t. I almost got stabbed at Montparnasse in broad daylight though lol

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

Excusing the literary error of “most unique” in what way did you think that?

Great history and that, but as a modern city it’s not great imo. Nice to visit for a weekend, but must be a horrible place to live.

The atmosphere/beauty/availability of nice spots to chill on terrasses/art de vivre/sophistication/everything. Nothing comes close on earth in my view.

 

[AngryWeasel]

Why the fuck would i go in these shitholes? Normal Parisians don‘t. I almost got stabbed at Montparnasse in broad daylight though lol

Well these shitholes are in the city now. Montparnasse station and the whole surroundings are beautiful, it's the shitty newcomers that makes it shity.

Try Chateau Rouge or Barbesse if you want a big dystopian experience.

Or for the hardcore, Saint-Denis Cathedral. Tombs of the French Kings. Worth a visit. Too bad it got erased from most of tourist books and local guides. Wonder why.

 

[AngryWeasel]

Why the fuck would i go in these shitholes? Normal Parisians don‘t. I almost got stabbed at Montparnasse in broad daylight though lol

"Normal parisians" don't exist anymore. All the middle class have been moved to the suburbs. They are now moving to countryside to avoid the suburbs. The lower classes ? Erased or moved to the worst suburbs - god help them to move out here. Guess who they are cohabiting with, what they are dealing with. What "normal parisians" you see are mostly old rich parisians or transplants ; country side people that have moved here to make grades and or career. The most domestic and sheepish people you can find in the country. These shitholes were ok 30 years ago. My grandpa lived in it and things were ok. Guess what happened in between ? Guess how "parisians" are now the worst of the worst ?

I'll let you do the maths