Homeless people seem to ignore everyone I know except me. They always come right after me, asking for money or cigarettes if I'm smoking.
Was in my old college town last month for a bday party. One bum walked right up to me and specifically asked for $5. I told him no. Ten seconds later another bum asked me if I had crack or knew of a dealer. A minute later the first bum came back and was complaining about how the second bum was asking him for crack.
About a week after that I was in a generous mood and agreed to give a bum a smoke. He reached for the full pack of cigarettes and I jerked back and told him he would get nothing now. He looked like he was going to cry.
Was waiting for someone at a train station once and a homeless woman snuck up behind me and just started running her hands through my hair.
Was walking to a bar and someone in the group decides to run in a convenience store to use the atm. A bum walks out with a pint of vodka. He then picks up an empty water bottle off the ground and pours the vodka in the water bottle then throws the empty vodka bottle down an alley. He then drank like half of it in one shot then walked right up to me, ignoring all of my friends, and tried to dance with me whilst yelling. I turned my back and he walked away like nothing happened.