Boldest thing the opposite sex did to get your attention.

I was managing a store and that particular night all the employees behind the counter were young females. Anyway, after helping this young women we go to the counter for her to pay and when she pays she doesn't leave. She just stands there staring at me. I knew she wanted to hook up so I just waited her out. She walks away and then comes back smiling and just asks for my number outright.

When she leaves all 3 female employees basically say, "Dang she must really like you to ask you in front of other women!"

I ended up dating one of those ex employees after she quit.
 
i am dating myself a little here, but in high school a girl sent me a blank tape that she had recorded "every breath you take" on it. girl was sweet but hideous. it sucked though because i really liked her best friend, but her best friend wouldnt mess with me because this girl was obsessed with me
 
locked herself in her car with a knife... a lot of very fucked up shit happened in that relationship, and Im not 100% sure on this because Ive erased some of that shit from my memory but I think it did happen
 
I just remembered there's been several times at parties where s girl had thrown herself at me and just started making out and grinding. Sometimes I knew the girl as a casual friend and some completely random. Each time the girl was totally drunk and each time I declined. Two really stand out to me.

The first was a girl I was friends with who starts getting touchy and making out. When she tries to get me in a bedroom I decline. She tries a couple times and I decline because she is drunk. She ends up telling everyone in my circle of friends i am gay for the next few weeks. I really didn't care if anyone thought I was gay but it bothered me she got so vindictive for me not sleeping with her when she was hammered drunk. Anyway I ended up proving to her I wasn't gay several times, we ended up having several casual hookups. My thing was that I needed the first one to be sober.

Second girl is another casual friend that several of my other friends had a crush on and were trying to hook up or date her. To my suprise one night at a party she jumps on my lap and starts grinding me in front of me yelling stuff like "I wanna $@$! you right now!" I was shocked and we started making out but same as above when she wanted it to be serious I declined as she was drunk (also I'm pretty sure she wanted to do it in front of everyone). I told her another time when ur sober and she got bad and started slapping me in the face lol. I had to hold/pin her arms down which just turned her on more as she was screaming yes F me. Keep in mind this is in front of everyone including several people that had been trying to date or hook up with her for years and she was friend zoning. I ask her friends if they could grab her and take her into a room to talk some sense into her. I go home and the next day I realize I have her cell phone in my pants (not sure how happened I was drunk too but I assume it fell out during grinding and I picked it up). When she comes over the next day to pick it up before work she says calls me a piece of $€it for not hooking up. I explain she was drink blahblahblah doesn't matter. About 9 months later give or take a month she has a baby
 
Lots of weird stories. The weirdest was with this British chick I worked with. I flirted with her a bunch knowing she lived with her long term Australian boyfriend but when I met him he was so cool I actually liked him more as a friend then I liked her. I stopped all flirting.

At the end of year party we are all together at a fancy Italian restaurant and her foot accidentally bumps into mine.

I move my foot and she finds it again. Weird. Then we are basically playing thumb war with our toes while she gives me the seductive eye. Her boyfriend is siting right next to her engaged in conversation. This goes on for an hour and I can't reposition myself.

We later go to karaoke where she plops herself on her left and her boyfriend is on her right. She continues to play footsie with me but this time there is no table hiding it. She's doing it out in the open and her boyfriend is steady looking at the both of us smirking.

I'm getting weirded out and trying to look other places but she grabs my foot with both of hers and pulls it towards her and she continues to stroke my shoe with the sole of her foot. Now she's doing that thing where she licks her teeth with her tongue. Her boyfriend is still looking at us. He is still smirking. I am still uncomfortable. I turn. She clamps my foot with both of hers and she starts making blow job motions with the karaoke microphone and I'm getting really weirded out. Her boyfriend sees all of this

I turn to focus on everyone else and she stops and kicks her pointy shoe into my shin HARD. I mean it really really hurt. I get up and walk out to use the restroom and when I come back in I reposition myself far away from her. She smirks at me for the rest of the night while her boyfriend carries on chatting with everyone else.

On Monday all was normal at work. Nothing was ever brought up. Nothing was awkward. She never flirted with me again. I am still friends with both her and her boyfriend (now ex) 9years later even though they both moved back to their respective countries.

TL/DR: big titied posh British coworker plays footsie with me for hours in front of her boyfriend and kicks me in the shin when I don't make a move in front of said boyfriend.
 
ProBoxingInsidr said:
i am dating myself a little here, but in high school a girl sent me a blank tape that she had recorded "every breath you take" on it. girl was sweet but hideous. it sucked though because i really liked her best friend, but her best friend wouldnt mess with me because this girl was obsessed with me
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I hate when girls try to claim you.

I had one that I just talked to a night before. If I liked her I would of made that move.

A group of friends go out the next night. She comes and brings the hottest girl.
I'm giving the girl the coldest shoulder. Not really on purpose, just wasn't interested.

So I ask the hot girl to dance. She does. I start making convo and ask her for her number she's like idk do you like my friend? What?

No...if I liked your friend I'd be dancing with her instead of you. She was like I guess that makes sense. It's only my friend has talked about you tonight, asking me if I thought you would be a good boyfriend.

Wtf. I said tell her no I wouldn't and I just asked you for your number.

Took a long while but I hit the hot girl a couple months later.
 
Strange King said:
Gave me the blow job motion with her mouth when her bf wasnt looking. Very surprised. As you could guess I busted in her mouth.

This girl was hot but on another level slutty. It was a year later I needed some and hit her up on face book. She was extremely down to fuck.

Tell me why this bitch shows up like 6 months prego. I was like you really want to do stuff? She was like yep.

No joke i pounded it from the back. Afterwards this girl was like I feel bad my babys all shaken up lol

I can't make this shit up

Living in Chico cali I got so many slutty stories it's not even funny. Things that have happen to me and my boys
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Lol was one of these young ladies named Jaima?
 
lakersfan45 said:
I just remembered there's been several times at parties where s girl had thrown herself at me and just started making out and grinding. Sometimes I knew the girl as a casual friend and some completely random. Each time the girl was totally drunk and each time I declined. Two really stand out to me.

The first was a girl I was friends with who starts getting touchy and making out. When she tries to get me in a bedroom I decline. She tries a couple times and I decline because she is drunk. She ends up telling everyone in my circle of friends i am gay for the next few weeks. I really didn't care if anyone thought I was gay but it bothered me she got so vindictive for me not sleeping with her when she was hammered drunk. Anyway I ended up proving to her I wasn't gay several times, we ended up having several casual hookups. My thing was that I needed the first one to be sober.

Second girl is another casual friend that several of my other friends had a crush on and were trying to hook up or date her. To my suprise one night at a party she jumps on my lap and starts grinding me in front of me yelling stuff like "I wanna $@$! you right now!" I was shocked and we started making out but same as above when she wanted it to be serious I declined as she was drunk (also I'm pretty sure she wanted to do it in front of everyone). I told her another time when ur sober and she got bad and started slapping me in the face lol. I had to hold/pin her arms down which just turned her on more as she was screaming yes F me. Keep in mind this is in front of everyone including several people that had been trying to date or hook up with her for years and she was friend zoning. I ask her friends if they could grab her and take her into a room to talk some sense into her. I go home and the next day I realize I have her cell phone in my pants (not sure how happened I was drunk too but I assume it fell out during grinding and I picked it up). When she comes over the next day to pick it up before work she says calls me a piece of $€it for not hooking up. I explain she was drink blahblahblah doesn't matter. About 9 months later give or take a month she has a baby
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Oh the second girl was definitely doing that to throw it in the face of the guys she friendzoned. Women are straight, undiluted evil.
 
V-Money said:
My husband and I met as colleagues in different departments at the same small company. I had a little crush on him at first but soon found out that he was in a relationship with his high school sweetheart for ten years. I continued dating and meeting different people and went on with my life. After about 1.5 years, we got to know each other better at work and I felt something between us. I immediately pulled away because he was engaged by then and I was terrified of getting involved in some romantic triangle.

I started ignoring him completely because he kept dropping hints about wanting to be with me and it made me extremely uncomfortable. Two months after he started developing feelings for me, he broke off his engagement, canceled the wedding and asked his girlfriend of ten plus years to move out of their apartment. He did it because he realized they were wrong for each other and because he knew I would never even consider dating him unless he was completely single. Needless to say, that got my attention. He pretty much flipped his personal life on its head so we could merely try dating each other with no guarantees.

We became official a month after we started dating. We've been together for 3.5 years now and are about to celebrate our first wedding anniversary.
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Nice story. I'm sure the first butt secks was awesome
 
Soda Popinsky said:
Oh the second girl was definitely doing that to throw it in the face of the guys she friendzoned. Women are straight, undiluted evil.
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You are absolutely right. Basically all the guys in my group of friends had tried to hook up with her at one time or another except me. Which I am sure is the only reason why she did that to me and I realized it while it was happening and never pursued her after that night even though too everyone else's eyes I was an idiot/she was way out of my league and I'm a fool for not hooking up. I'm not a fan of that kind of false intimacy and as she is in and around my circle of friends I don't need that extra baggage. It's like that line In say anything....
Lloyd, listen to me, everything has changed. You had sex. No matter what you might think, nothing will ever be the same between you two. You might be 60, you might be walking down the street, and you’ll talk to her about something, whatever. But what you’ll be really thinking is: we had sex.
 
about four months ago, i was getting onto a metro train, and about a minute into the ride, i notice this blonde chick staring at me. i'd turn to the right to look at her, and she'd look away. this happened a few times, and after the third time, she starts walking towards me, and literally stands a foot in front of me looking at the metro map. like literally a foot away from my face haha. i ask her if she needs helping finding something, and her face brightens and goes, "yeah!" and asks the most obvious question ever. she asked where to get off to go to the ferry building here in san francisco. now mind you, the ferry building sticks out like a sore thumb, so i'm like yeah, it's the first stop when you enter the city.

long story-short, i get her number and we go out a few times, and yes, we did get down and dirty. i'm still in contact with her from time to time, but she's fucking twenty lol. i'm thirty-six, so it's more like a booty-call from time to time, and i'm looking for something serious with a chick closer to my age.
 
Shockingly tame accounts here.I was ready for some truly trashy, hedonistic behavior.

I've had numerous girls just grab my dick while out at nightclubs, including one absurdly hot Persian girl who was stroking me there while her boyfriend was standing behind her just oblivious to it all. That's while I was working security. I also had an experience with a fairly undesirable short troll of a lady asking me - while I was literally working the front door of a huge club - to take it out and let her grab it. When I politely declined she cursed at me and went inside.

The most amusing was years ago, my then-girlfriend was behind me hugging my back while this notably permiscuous chick was feeling up on my junk and licking her lips (girlfriend was unaware). I never hooked up with her as I were in a fairly committed relationship, but my buddy told me she blew like a champ.
 
A girl bit me in the cheek, hard as fuck. Was a crazy night though, good sex 2.
 
Soda Popinsky said:
You know if you quote me, you don't also have to mention me for me to get a notification. And I don't blame you. Our first date was basically a scene out of a porno.
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Would've loved to have seen the hot action. ;)
 
ithinktheymad said:
Grab my penis. Open their legs wide while wearing nothing underneath a skirt/dress in a public place knowing I was looking. Ask if I wanted to have sex. Ask if I had a big penis then asked if they could see my penis.
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Can we trade lives?
 
I used to work with some married black lady about 15 years older then me when I was 21.

She was extremely sexually agressive. She would always comment about how she could see the outline of my dick through my pants and how black girls like big dicks like mine. She would always say how she would have been all over me if she was younger.

One time I got a stain on the crotch of my pants and she took me to the back and asked to lick it off my pants. Eventually she started groping my dick and ass as I would walk by her. I never did anything with her because she was not very attractive facially and was almost double my age with a husband and kid. But I still laugh when feminists talk about men "sexually harassing" them by catcalling.
 
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