Boldest thing the opposite sex did to get your attention.

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About a year ago I was in Atlanta and it was New Years so I was was wasted apparently i sucked on some woman in didn't know tities on public transportation.
 
I assume she got your attention somehow before you started sucking?
 
A girl went to my room wearing only a shirt.

I carried her out & threw her on the bed in a room besides mine.
 
Threatened suicide.

It was an ex gf, I said I was leaving her, she turns up at my flat, goes to my bedroom sits in corner and puts a load of pills in her mouth.

I assumed she wasn't going through with it, it was just for attention.

I forcibly removed pills myself just in case.

Dont worry, folks, she had last laugh; by end of our relationship it was me begging her to stay.

(she didn't; karma)
 
DM1982 said:
Threatened suicide.

It was an ex gf, I said I was leaving her, she turns up at my flat, goes to my bedroom sits in corner and puts a load of pills in her mouth.

I assumed she wasn't going through with it, it was just for attention.

I forcibly removed pills myself just in case.

Dont worry, folks, she had last laugh; by end of our relationship it was me begging her to stay.

(she didn't; karma)
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Sucks bruh fuck her tho she sounds pretty crazy...the crazy ones are awesome in the bedroom tho.
 
Had a girl grind on me on a dance floor and practically pour her beer down my throat. Heavy making out right on the dance floor. I'd never had a girl be that aggressive with me before and was trying to decide how to handle it (go to her place, mine, bounce to another club, etc.). I took too long and she left and started making out with some other guy. I remember the exact date, because it was 7-7-7.

Back in 2004 I was working at a grocery store and there was this Paris Hilton look-alike cashier who I was crushing on hard. One day while stocking the candy up front, I noticed her and a guy cashier throwing a paper airplane back and forth. Didn't really think much of it at the time. Later that day, I went out to my car to go home and found a paper airplane under my windshield wiper. I was awestruck, but skeptical that Paris was the one that left it there. Turns out she had, and apparently had been wanting to talk to me for some time but she was too shy. She was too nervous about talking to me, haha. Go figure.
 
DIABOLUS said:
Had a girl grind on me on a dance floor and practically pour her beer down my throat. Heavy making out right on the dance floor. I'd never had a girl be that aggressive with me before and was trying to decide how to handle it (go to her place, mine, bounce to another club, etc.). I took too long and she left and started making out with some other guy. I remember the exact date, because it was 7-7-7.

Back in 2004 I was working at a grocery store and there was this Paris Hilton look-alike cashier who I was crushing on hard. One day while stocking the candy up front, I noticed her and a guy cashier throwing a paper airplane back and forth. Didn't really think much of it at the time. Later that day, I went out to my car to go home and found a paper airplane under my windshield wiper. I was awestruck, but skeptical that Paris was the one that left it there. Turns out she had, and apparently had been wanting to talk to me for some time but she was too shy. She was too nervous about talking to me, haha. Go figure.
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What did the note say?

Me ✅ you

You the same?

Tick box. yes. no.

.
 
DM1982 said:
What did the note say?

Me ✅ you

You the same?

Tick box. yes

. no
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I really should try that with a girl sometime. I think they'd like the childish, innocent nature of it. But as for my story, there was no note, it was just a paper plane. Later on when we actually got to talking I found out about her being shy about talking to me, etc.
 
DIABOLUS said:
I really should try that with a girl sometime. I think they'd like the childish, innocent nature of it. But as for my story, there was no note, it was just a paper plane. Later on when we actually got to talking I found out about her being shy about talking to me, etc.
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Oh, excuse me, I misread your story; I assumed the plane had a note too.

Just sounds to me like she was littering your car.

Stupid bitch
 
DIABOLUS said:
Had a girl grind on me on a dance floor and practically pour her beer down my throat. Heavy making out right on the dance floor. I'd never had a girl be that aggressive with me before and was trying to decide how to handle it (go to her place, mine, bounce to another club, etc.). I took too long and she left and started making out with some other guy. I remember the exact date, because it was 7-7-7.
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The 9/11 for your balls.
 
Grab my penis. Open their legs wide while wearing nothing underneath a skirt/dress in a public place knowing I was looking. Ask if I wanted to have sex. Ask if I had a big penis then asked if they could see my penis.
 
ithinktheymad said:
Grab my penis. Open their legs wide while wearing nothing underneath a skirt/dress in a public place knowing I was looking. Ask if I wanted to have sex. Ask if I had a big penis then asked if they could see my penis.
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how much they charged you?
 
I was grooving on my own in a rooftop club (Vegas), chilling in my little corner and a mom sends her daughter over to wind that thang around in front of me. I'm taken aback at that, make small talk and then the mom says she'll fuck the shit out of me. Lol



I told her "sorry ma'am I post on Sherdog and as such have standards that exceed your capacity"
 
Also on that same night, same club some fine ass black chick walks by and stops next to me, bends down to pretend to fix her shoe strap or something and grabs my torso as if for support and basically sexually assaulted me lol
 
i have had quite a few girls come up to me and hit on me. SOme of the more forward instances:

at a bar, i look over at this girl standing there with one of her friends and she is staring at me hard and she motions with her finger for me to come over. As soon as i walk up she says hi andimmediately puts her hand up my shirt and starts tweaking my nipples. I took her home in like 10 minutes

Another time i was sitting at a bar and i was actually talking to one girl who had come up to me. And as soon as she gets up to go use the restroom i get a tap on my shoulder and this girl is standing there with her friend behind her and she says "this is my friend. Its her birthday. DO you want to get her drunk and take her home?" I looked at her friend said sure so she sat down and i proceeded to get her drunk. I actually dated that girl for like 7 months.

I one time was driving with a couple buddies. We had a couple cars with girls/guys following us home to have some drinks. I pulled up to a red light to take a left and there were these two hot girls who were gonna take a right. I yelled out at them, "do you girls like margaritas?" If so follow us". They threw it in reverse and got behind us and just followed us home and much fun was had that night.

one time i was making out with this girl at a house party laying on top of her on a couch between her legs. Shes not giving it up though. This even hotter girl walks up to us and she tells the girl im making out with that if shes not gonna give it up then get out of the way and let her in. The girl i was with said piss off and i didnt say anything while the hotter chick walked away but in my mind i wanted so badly to hop up and chase the sluttier girl but my conscience wouldnt let me be so rude.

I got plenty more, those just came right off the top of my head.
 
llperez22 said:
i have had quite a few girls come up to me and hit on me. SOme of the more forward instances:

at a bar, i look over at this girl standing there with one of her friends and she is staring at me hard and she motions with her finger for me to come over. As soon as i walk up she says hi andimmediately puts her hand up my shirt and starts tweaking my nipples. I took her home in like 10 minutes

Another time i was sitting at a bar and i was actually talking to one girl who had come up to me. And as soon as she gets up to go use the restroom i get a tap on my shoulder and this girl is standing there with her friend behind her and she says "this is my friend. Its her birthday. DO you want to get her drunk and take her home?" I looked at her friend said sure so she sat down and i proceeded to get her drunk. I actually dated that girl for like 7 months.

I one time was driving with a couple buddies. We had a couple cars with girls/guys following us home to have some drinks. I pulled up to a red light to take a left and there were these two hot girls who were gonna take a right. I yelled out at them, "do you girls like margaritas?" If so follow us". They threw it in reverse and got behind us and just followed us home and much fun was had that night.

one time i was making out with this girl at a house party laying on top of her on a couch between her legs. Shes not giving it up though. This even hotter girl walks up to us and she tells the girl im making out with that if shes not gonna give it up then get out of the way and let her in. The girl i was with said piss off and i didnt say anything while the hotter chick walked away but in my mind i wanted so badly to hop up and chase the sluttier girl but my conscience wouldnt let me be so rude.

I got plenty more, those just came right off the top of my head.
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Literally none of this happened
 
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