Yeah bruh she whipped it out and asked and my drunk ass said yeahI assume she got your attention somehow before you started sucking?
Sucks bruh fuck her tho she sounds pretty crazy...the crazy ones are awesome in the bedroom tho.Threatened suicide.
It was an ex gf, I said I was leaving her, she turns up at my flat, goes to my bedroom sits in corner and puts a load of pills in her mouth.
I assumed she wasn't going through with it, it was just for attention.
I forcibly removed pills myself just in case.
Dont worry, folks, she had last laugh; by end of our relationship it was me begging her to stay.
(she didn't; karma)
Sucks bruh fuck her tho she sounds pretty crazy...the crazy ones are awesome in the bedroom tho.
Had a girl grind on me on a dance floor and practically pour her beer down my throat. Heavy making out right on the dance floor. I'd never had a girl be that aggressive with me before and was trying to decide how to handle it (go to her place, mine, bounce to another club, etc.). I took too long and she left and started making out with some other guy. I remember the exact date, because it was 7-7-7.
Back in 2004 I was working at a grocery store and there was this Paris Hilton look-alike cashier who I was crushing on hard. One day while stocking the candy up front, I noticed her and a guy cashier throwing a paper airplane back and forth. Didn't really think much of it at the time. Later that day, I went out to my car to go home and found a paper airplane under my windshield wiper. I was awestruck, but skeptical that Paris was the one that left it there. Turns out she had, and apparently had been wanting to talk to me for some time but she was too shy. She was too nervous about talking to me, haha. Go figure.
What did the note say?
Me you
You the same?
Tick box. yes
. no
I really should try that with a girl sometime. I think they'd like the childish, innocent nature of it. But as for my story, there was no note, it was just a paper plane. Later on when we actually got to talking I found out about her being shy about talking to me, etc.
Had a girl grind on me on a dance floor and practically pour her beer down my throat. Heavy making out right on the dance floor. I'd never had a girl be that aggressive with me before and was trying to decide how to handle it (go to her place, mine, bounce to another club, etc.). I took too long and she left and started making out with some other guy. I remember the exact date, because it was 7-7-7.
Grab my penis. Open their legs wide while wearing nothing underneath a skirt/dress in a public place knowing I was looking. Ask if I wanted to have sex. Ask if I had a big penis then asked if they could see my penis.
Literally none of this happenedi have had quite a few girls come up to me and hit on me. SOme of the more forward instances:
at a bar, i look over at this girl standing there with one of her friends and she is staring at me hard and she motions with her finger for me to come over. As soon as i walk up she says hi andimmediately puts her hand up my shirt and starts tweaking my nipples. I took her home in like 10 minutes
Another time i was sitting at a bar and i was actually talking to one girl who had come up to me. And as soon as she gets up to go use the restroom i get a tap on my shoulder and this girl is standing there with her friend behind her and she says "this is my friend. Its her birthday. DO you want to get her drunk and take her home?" I looked at her friend said sure so she sat down and i proceeded to get her drunk. I actually dated that girl for like 7 months.
I one time was driving with a couple buddies. We had a couple cars with girls/guys following us home to have some drinks. I pulled up to a red light to take a left and there were these two hot girls who were gonna take a right. I yelled out at them, "do you girls like margaritas?" If so follow us". They threw it in reverse and got behind us and just followed us home and much fun was had that night.
one time i was making out with this girl at a house party laying on top of her on a couch between her legs. Shes not giving it up though. This even hotter girl walks up to us and she tells the girl im making out with that if shes not gonna give it up then get out of the way and let her in. The girl i was with said piss off and i didnt say anything while the hotter chick walked away but in my mind i wanted so badly to hop up and chase the sluttier girl but my conscience wouldnt let me be so rude.
I got plenty more, those just came right off the top of my head.