Bodybuilding Kangaroo vs Python

[faustian]

Jacked roo*

Jacked bull roo**

I love how the few pro-snake shills still alive itt refuse to address this FACT. All they can do is reel off instances of pythons defeating baby roos of various roo species (some of which probably aren't even marsupial and therefore susceptible to python poison)

 

[Chaos Spawn]

... believing a kangaroo is going to beat a python does make you a bad person.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Nope, in fact that's hilarious. But believing a kangaroo is going to beat a python does make you a bad person.

Gabe you need to settle this. Who wins this? Jacked Roo or prime Python? How about Anaconda vs Jacked Roo?

 

[Shael]

Gabe you need to settle this. Who wins this? Jacked Rroo or prime Python? How about Anaconda vs Jack Roo?

Gabe already exposed his pro-python agenda and lack of knowledge on the subject of jacked roos.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Gabe already exposed his pro-python agenda and lack of knowledge on the subject of jacked roos.

Agenda? The dude works in the field with animals. What do you do?

 

[faustian]

Well said Shael

 

[faustian]

Agenda? The dude works in the field with animals. What do you do?

Just look at his av man he's probably an astronaut or at least a scientist. What the hell do you do?

 

[Shael]

Agenda? The dude works in the field with animals. What do you do?

They don't have jacked roos with nice traps in captivity, bro. The best field work for this topic is gym time and nat geo documentaries.

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

Just look at his av man he's probably an astronaut or at least a scientist. What the hell do you do?

I don't know why this made me literally laugh but it did.


As stated before, python takes this battle no matter what any of you ninnies think.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

I don't know why this made me literally laugh but it did.


As stated before, python takes this battle no matter what any of you ninnies think.

 

[Gus Fring]

I don't know why this made me literally laugh but it did.


As stated before, python takes this battle no matter what any of you ninnies think.

Lol, and to think that I ACTUALLY learned from your threads. Smh.. Everything is a lie.

 

[The One True]

i'm sorry but this thread's premise is simply flawed. why did ts feel the need to preface the kangaroo as being of the bodybuilder genome? that's like saying who would win, a martian artist or an average joe? sure they're both humans, but one is a martian artist which gives them the distinct advantage

this is a tacit admission on faustian's end if i ever saw one. he is pretty much on record at this point saying average roo gets boliterated by average python, i think we can ALL agree on that. this is what the argument appears to boil down to:

average python > average kangaroo

bodybuilding kangaroo > average python

therefore using TRANSITIVE PROPERTIES (mathemagics)

swole python > bodybuilding kangaroo

on equal footing the python wins 100% of the time, every time and you can run and tell THAT LMAO!!!

 

[Gus Fring]

How can there be a swole Python? They haven't evolved enough to use weights. LMAO


Here's some mathemagics for you, back stabber.

Kangaroo + lifting = jacked bull roo

Snake cannot lift

Python + lifting(0) = absence of any swole Python.

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

Python builds muscles by murdering marsupials.

 

[Gus Fring]

You mean baby marsupials?



That's like trying to get swole off of lifting those pink Dumbbells from a Pilates class LOL

 

[Frank23]

I voted for the Bodybuilding Kangaroo.

 

[The One True]

How can there be a swole Python? They haven't evolved enough to use weights. LMAO


Here's some mathemagics for you, back stabber.

Kangaroo + lifting = jacked bull roo

Snake cannot lift

Python + lifting(0) = absence of any swole Python.

do me a favor, try and climb the nearest tree without using your arms and legs. hell, try and make it up the stairs. that's what the python has to deal with every waking moment of its life, the incredible neck and core strength gained from this lifestyle simply can't be replicated in a gym. the kangaroo is all aesthetics no function, last time i checked this thread was about fighting not a bodybuilding contest LMAO!!!

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

How can there be a swole Python? They haven't evolved enough to use weights. LMAO


Here's some mathemagics for you, back stabber.

Kangaroo + lifting = jacked bull roo

Snake cannot lift

Python + lifting(0) = absence of any swole Python.

A Python has more than 4000 muscles in it's body LOL!! A human has 600. Roos are similar build to humans so I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that a Python is much more swole and strengff than even a Jacked Roo.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

do me a favor, try and climb the nearest tree without using your arms and legs. hell, try and make it up the stairs. that's what the python has to deal with every waking moment of its life, the incredible neck and core strength gained from this lifestyle simply can't be replicated in a gym. the kangaroo is all aesthetics no function, last time i checked this thread was about fighting not a bodybuilding contest LMAO!!!

Lol by this logic you probably think Kyle Maynard is the GOAT Marain Artist.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Hey I got a question for all you Kangaroo fetishists out there. How many documented stories or pictures are there of Roos eating Pythons?? How about swallowing them hole just to be a dick? Hold on I'll wait for them, LMAO!!

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How about a Kangaroo killing a crocodile? Hold on, I'll wait here for the pix/stories ROFL!!!

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