Did you even watch the video you posted? I don't think you did. I think you just posted it and thought it would help your little argument but it only made you look even dumber.
You see the guy standing to the left at the start of the video? Do you know who that is? That's Manny Puig. He's a professional animal handler. He deals with wild alligators, sharks, black bears and highly venomous snakes. Do you think they let Johnny, Ryan Dunn and Wee Man in that ball pit without telling them how to handle the snake correctly to insure their safety?
The Jackass stars do some crazy stuff, but when they're dealing with wild animals, they have a professional animal handler tell them how to handle the animal correctly first. Did you ever notice how the cameraman is always filming the animal handler before the Jackass stars start dealing with the animals? That guy first tells them how to handle the animal, and is there to insure their safety if anything goes wrong.
Johnny was bitten by the snake multiple times because he actually grabbed the snake at the wrong part of its body. He was supposed to actually grab closer to its head, so the snake wouldn't be able to turn its head and attack him.
Also, you see the snake wrapping around Ryan Dunn and Manny had to help him get the snake off of him. It took both Johnny and Ryan Dunn (Wee Man didn't do anything) to handle that snake and they didn't do a very good job. If Johnny & Ryan tried to handle that snake without Manny telling them how to, or even being there, they could've gotten seriously, seriously hurt. These are very dangerous animals and the fact you and some other idiots on here can't see that blows my fucking mind.
Now, if you put a random person who has never been taught how to correctly handle a full grown anaconda - which averages at 20ft, 30 cm in girth and 550 lbs, it will not turn out very good for that person, especially if that anaconda is hungry and is looking to bite and latch on instead of bite and let go just to defend itself.
Johnny and Ryan needed professional help beforehand to handle that snake. If they hadn't been taught and if Manny wasn't there, if they were in the wild and tried to randomly handle a snake like that, it most likely would've turned out very badly unless they had a weapon, especially if that snake is hungry, as I already said.
You should go watch the movie again, or go find out who Manny Puig is before you post those videos and think it helps your argument. The only thing you did by posting that video shows that you're more retarded than I previously thought.
Good job, genius!!
This is going to be another long one, man. It's cool if you don't want to read it, I can understand why. I feel the need to explain it in great detail, it's the only way I can really get my point across, dawg.
Anyway, I know that you weren't saying Palhares was going to try to roll with the snake like it's a Jiu-Jitsu match - but to think he'd pick it up and literally rip it's head off, to even think he could do that.. it's just.. no, man, it's impossible. It's literally impossible.
And here's the reason why:
Picking up an average full grown Burmese Python which is, again, up to 16ft (maximum is 23ft), 200+ lbs (some say 260-300+)
and a girth as big as a telephone pole, Palhares would not be able to pick it up and LITERALLY rip it's head off of it's body, it's literally impossible for a human to do that to a snake of that length, weight and girth. He wouldn't be able to wrap his hand around the snake head, it's too large, and wouldn't be able to get a real grip on it because of how it's head it shaped.
The snake is simply too large, it's too thick for Palhares to literally tear it's head from it's body. It's impossible. This is like saying if the python bites you, you could stick your hands in its mouth, pull it open and break it's jaw. It just doesn't work.
The thing about the kangaroo ripping the snake up with those kicks - it wouldn't be that easy, man. The snake is too low to the ground. It's not like a King Cobra that will sit up and actually be a real target for those kicks, the python is too low, laying flat to the ground.
I know the kangaroos have very large and sharp claws on their feet, but snake scales are extremely hard. Their scales are made out of keratin, the same thing a rhino's horn is made of. Their scales is a form of armor which covers their actual skin underneath.
They also have scutes on their stomachs to help with traction for slithering around. Scutes are very hard, turtle shells are scutes made of keratin, we both know how hard their shells are.
Snake scales/scutes/skin, whatever you want to call it, is very hard and wouldn't be easy for the kangaroo's claws to puncture. You'd think their skin or whatever can't be THAT hard, but it actually is. It's not easy to get through and I bet the kangaroo would have a hell of a time getting through it, honestly.
Anyway - I know you, and most people here disagree with me on this stuff. It's really just my opinion, but I really just can't stand some of the ridiculous things people have been saying. The Python is being counted out so badly here, it's insane. There is evidence of pythons killing and eating, or regurgitating kangaroos. There's videos of it, stories from witnesses, etc, but not a single video, story/witnesses seeing a kangaroo killing a python.
It's just my opinion. I can respect yours. If you believe Lesnaroo would beat the Python, then that's your opinion. I'm fine with it. But, the guy who said the kangaroo would just pick up the python, swing it around like a lasso and smash it's head off the ground was just ridiculous, lol. That shit was just crazy. So unrealistic. That would never happen.
Kangaroos don't use their arms like that and whether the kangaroo is jacked or not, it would be able to pick up a 16+ft, 200-300+lbs, girth like a telephone pole, swing it around like a lasso and smash it off the ground. I'm pretty sure the kangaroos can't even move their arms like that and I'm pretty sure if they tried to swing a snake like that in the air, they'd just end up hitting themselves in the head with it.
I believe the Python wins. Stylistically, it's just a bad match to me and there's already proof/evidence of the Python winning. The kangaroo's muscular arms wouldn't make a difference at all, it may be a very strong animal but it doesn't know how to handle having something as large and powerful as a full grown python coil around it's body. It just doesn't, man.
/rant
