Bodybuilding Kangaroo vs Python

[PUO3]

Paul Harris would literally rip the snakes head off.

 

[shunyata]

Paul Harris would literally rip the snakes head off.

160 lb snake has a lot of crushing strength though. If the snake can get wrist control and acheive ball mount without getting it's skull crushed it has the fight.

160 lbs is ~ 15 feet long according to recent big game feral python kills.

 

[PUO3]

160 lb snake has a lot of crushing strength though. If the snake can get wrist control and acheive ball mount without getting it's skull crushed it has the fight.

Paul Harris grip strength on snakes throat. Dead snake.

Plus no ref to pull him off? Pshhhhh. No contest.

 

[That209]

Paul Harris grip strength on snakes throat. Dead snake.

Plus no ref to pull him off? Pshhhhh. No contest.

Lol. No. Unrealistic once again. If you don't know how to handle a snake that size professionally, that snake is going to fuck you up and it doesn't matter who the fuck you are. If that things head isn't held correctly, it's going to bite quick and crush you with ease. Palhares would be another victim if he didn't know how to handle a snake that size correctly.

Idiots on here, I swear. Using physical strength against that kind of animal is the dumbest thing you could possibly ever do. Do you know how strong a 15 ft python is? P4P they're stronger than we are.


And that vid of the guy beating that Kangaroo - it doesn't matter if a kangaroo is jacked or not. They aren't used to having punches thrown at them the way a human can do it. They don't fight like that. They don't know what it's like to take punches like that. If a human with any power lands a punch like the guy did on that roo in the video, that jacked roo will probably get scared and back off. They don't know how to deal with that kind of fighting.

Jacked roo or not, a human that actually knows how to fight will knock it's fucking face in with ease if he lands a good punch. Roo's can't handle that kind of fighting. They don't get hit in the face. They aren't used to it. Hit that jacked roo in the head like that guy did in the vid, that jacked roo will back right off.


I feel bad for that roo, though. I don't like seeing animals get hurt like that. If a kangaroo came up to fight with me or something, I wouldn't hit it like that. I would just try to avoid it, it's different if an animal is trying to kill you, but a kangaroo is just being defensive. I wouldn't try to KO the thing or hurt it. I would just protect myself from any sort of severe damage, that's it. Makes me feel really bad seeing an animal get hurt like that from a human.

 

[That209]

Roos drown game dingos for sport. Look it up.





Realistically this thread comes down to weight class.

If that python is not an 18 foot + reticulated python it will not be able to survive a round with Roosimar Palhares.

Lol, kangaroo's usually run away from a dingo, especially a pack. Dingo's are their #1 predator. Dingo's kill them on a regular basis, not the other way around. Not that a kangaroo has never killed a dingo before, but dingo's usually turn the roo into dinner. You can look anywhere and read about it or even look at videos of it. Just like you can look at videos of Python's easily destroying kangaroos and that's why this whole thing is hilarious. Just a bunch of uneducated people thinking the roo wins because he has big muscular arms and thinking roos use their arms the same ways humans do, swinging 15ft, 260-300+ pythons around like lasso's n shit. That stuff doesn't happen, will never happen, and the python wins.

 

[PUO3]

Lol. No. Unrealistic once again. If you don't know how to handle a snake that size professionally, that snake is going to fuck you up and it doesn't matter who the fuck you are. If that things head isn't held correctly, it's going to bite quick and crush you with ease. Palhares would be another victim if he didn't know how to handle a snake that size correctly.

Idiots on here, I swear. Using physical strength against that kind of animal is the dumbest thing you could possibly ever do. Do you know how strong a 15 ft python is? P4P they're stronger than we are.


And that vid of the guy beating that Kangaroo - it doesn't matter if a kangaroo is jacked or not. They aren't used to having punches thrown at them the way a human can do it. They don't fight like that. They don't know what it's like to take punches like that. If a human with any power lands a punch like the guy did on that roo in the video, that jacked roo will probably get scared and back off. They don't know how to deal with that kind of fighting.

Jacked roo or not, a human that actually knows how to fight will knock it's fucking face in with ease if he lands a good punch. Roo's can't handle that kind of fighting. They don't get hit in the face. They aren't used to it. Hit that jacked roo in the head like that guy did in the vid, that jacked roo will back right off.


I feel bad for that roo, though. I don't like seeing animals get hurt like that. If a kangaroo came up to fight with me or something, I wouldn't hit it like that. I would just try to avoid it, it's different if an animal is trying to kill you, but a kangaroo is just being defensive. I wouldn't try to KO the thing or hurt it. I would just protect myself from any sort of severe damage, that's it. Makes me feel really bad seeing an animal get hurt like that from a human.

Lol at you thinking Paul Harris is just using strength. He'd rip that fucking snakes head in half if he wanted to.

Roos kickbox all the time so not sure wtf you are even talking about "they never get hit". Guess your silly website search didnt show you that. But, you think some sick jackass attacking a baby roo is relevant to this discussion so I really dont even know what else to say.

Jacked roo would eviscerate any human that stepped to it. Hell, most grown Roos would/do even not being jacked . Id suggest watching more videos of what a roo is capable of my dude. There has been plenty of stone cold factual video evidence posted itt of their abilities.

 

[That209]

Lol at you thinking Paul Harris is just using strength. He'd rip that fucking snakes head in half if he wanted to.

Roos kickbox all the time so not sure wtf you are even talking about "they never get hit". Guess your silly website search didnt show you that. But, you think some sick jackass attacking a baby roo is relevant to this discussion so I really dont even know what else to say.

Jacked roo would eviscerate any human that stepped to it. Hell, most grown Roos would/do even not being jacked . Id suggest watching more videos of what a roo is capable of my dude. There has been plenty of stone cold factual video evidence posted itt of their abilities.

This is going to be pretty long and I don't expect you to read this, but whatever.


You're being very unrealistic.

Palhares wouldn't be able to grab a full grown, 15ft (or more, they can grow up to 23 ft) 260-300+lbs python and literally rip it's head off. Palhares would have to be the strongest man in the world and even still, he'd literally need gorilla grip or something to be able to rip a python's head off of that size.

Trying to grab a python that size and try to do what you're saying wouldn't work. They're too big, too strong and their body doesn't come apart that easily. Their skin is very tough armor and it's not easy to pierce their skin. Trying to pull their head right off is not going to work. Do you have any idea how fucking powerful you'd have to be in order to do that? No human is strong enough to do that to a full grown python.

If Palhares actually tried to overpower a Python of that size, he'd get destroyed. P4P, they're far more powerful than we are. Trying to grab a python of that size by it's head and literally do what you're saying.. that would not work and it would also be a very stupid thing to even try. So unrealistic.



And about the kangaroos - you know how kangaroos fight, right? Those big arm muscles don't mean very much at all unless they can grab you. Kangaroos fight by grabbing you behind the head, basically like a MT plum and then kicking you. Whenever you see a kangaroo moving his head straight back, basically putting the back of his head against his own back or whatever, it's to avoid being grabbed. It's not to dodge punches or some shit. The way kangaroos punch is pathetic. They basically just lean forward and push, but it's a very bad way of punching. I can't really explain it through words. This video will show it:

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Now, compared to a human who is ACTUALLY trying to fight the kangaroo and not just fuck around, that's nothing. Kangaroos have pathetic punching ability, lol, they're basically just slaps, they aren't really punching you, jacked roo or not, their punches aren't that much.. at all, their clinch and kicks are what you have to worry about. Their form of fighting is basically just grabbing your and kicking you or throwing these kind of punches at you. If a human hauled off and actually tried to knock the kangaroo out and landed, he would hurt it.

A kangaroo fights purely by grabbing and kicking and that's literally it. If the kangaroo can't grab you, they really can't do much at all. You're taking away their entire game. If a kangaroo is trying to grab you and you move away before it does, the kangaroo can't do much at all and you will be able to do what ever the fuck you want.

The kangaroo will not be able to deal with punches being thrown at it's head. Their defense is by putting their head back, not to avoid punches, but to avoid being grabbed. It would be very easy to hit a kangaroo in the face. Kangaroos are not used to being hit in the face.

In the videos you're talking about, the humans are never actually fighting. They aren't ever trying to hurt the kangaroo like they would to another person. They're always throwing weak punches. If the human was actually trying to hurt the kangaroo, he would get in A LOT of trouble with the law. It's animal cruelty.


Those big muscles on the roo in the OP would not make a difference. Those muscles aren't for fighting, they're to attract mates. Those big muscles aren't going to make a difference in a fight against a human if the roo can't grab them. They don't throw punches at you, lmfao. All they do is grab and kick. If they can't grab, they can't do anything but get clipped by the human's punches, lmao.

You should go watch those videos closer. The humans aren't actually trying to fight to kangaroo, they're just having fun. It's purely for entertainment.


Watch the vid of the guy KO'ing the roo, the roo tried to grab him but the guy moved away and then flattened it. And again, those big muscles don't make a difference. Do you think that muscular roo would be able to take that punch any better than the one that got KO'd? Big muscular arms doesn't mean you can take a punch better, everybody knows this. A human, as well as a fucking kangaroo, can only take so much to it's head to KO it. Muscular arms don't make a difference in taking punches to the head and if it did, then the greatest fighters of all time would've been the most muscular. Big muscles doesn't = great fighter.

The muscular kangaroo would get treated just like the one that got KO'd. The guy that KO'd that roo would KO the muscular one just as easy.

Jesus Christ, people on here don't even know how kangaroos fight, either. Thinking they throw punches n shit.. lmfao. Any human who was actually trying to fight/hurt the kangaroo is going to win the fight. If YOU were actually fighting a kangaroo and trying to hurt it, if you didn't get clinched, you would fuck that kangaroo up with ease. These aren't apes we're talking about here.

Can a kangaroo beat up a human? fucking right they can. But, if they're against someone who is actually fighting them, actually TRYING and not just messing around and they actually know to avoid being grabbed.. the human is going to win, dude. Every video you see of the roo beating up a human in the ring, the human is just messing around. He isn't looking to hurt the kangaroo because he's not even allowed, it's animal cruelty and I'm surprised that a kangaroo was ever allowed in the ring in the first place. If a human actually tried to hurt the kangaroo and actually fight it, he would hurt it.. and he'd be called a monster by the general public and probably charged for it or something like that, or worse.





All that being said - in any video, or any possible kangaroo vs. human, I would be cheering for the kangaroo. I like kangaroos. I think they're unintentionally hilarious and think they're cute. And I hate to see animals get hurt by humans. I would hope to see the kangaroo kick the shit out of the human.

Oh, and full grown, hungry python > jacked roo. P4P the python is stronger and the more efficient killer. He's a bad match up for the roo. Once that python bites and coils, it's game over. The roo wouldn't even be able to kick the python because it's too low to the damn ground.

 

[MortalWombat]

Jacked roos working in packs have brought down drop bears.

 

[Iroh]

Paul Harris grip strength on snakes throat. Dead snake.

Plus no ref to pull him off? Pshhhhh. No contest.

Paul will still be choking when that worm starts to rot.

 

[El Chimpo]

Thank you

We have essentially an overgrown here... that about says enough of the 'python'

 

[Make-U-Tap]

Lol at you thinking Paul Harris is just using strength. He'd rip that fucking snakes head in half if he wanted to.

Roos kickbox all the time so not sure wtf you are even talking about "they never get hit". Guess your silly website search didnt show you that. But, you think some sick jackass attacking a baby roo is relevant to this discussion so I really dont even know what else to say.

Jacked roo would eviscerate any human that stepped to it. Hell, most grown Roos would/do even not being jacked . Id suggest watching more videos of what a roo is capable of my dude. There has been plenty of stone cold factual video evidence posted itt of their abilities.

I see what you are doing...and I approve.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

Lol. No. Unrealistic once again. If you don't know how to handle a snake that size professionally, that snake is going to fuck you up and it doesn't matter who the fuck you are. If that things head isn't held correctly, it's going to bite quick and crush you with ease. Palhares would be another victim if he didn't know how to handle a snake that size correctly.

Idiots on here, I swear. Using physical strength against that kind of animal is the dumbest thing you could possibly ever do. Do you know how strong a 15 ft python is? P4P they're stronger than we are.


And that vid of the guy beating that Kangaroo - it doesn't matter if a kangaroo is jacked or not. They aren't used to having punches thrown at them the way a human can do it. They don't fight like that. They don't know what it's like to take punches like that. If a human with any power lands a punch like the guy did on that roo in the video, that jacked roo will probably get scared and back off. They don't know how to deal with that kind of fighting.

Jacked roo or not, a human that actually knows how to fight will knock it's fucking face in with ease if he lands a good punch. Roo's can't handle that kind of fighting. They don't get hit in the face. They aren't used to it. Hit that jacked roo in the head like that guy did in the vid, that jacked roo will back right off.


I feel bad for that roo, though. I don't like seeing animals get hurt like that. If a kangaroo came up to fight with me or something, I wouldn't hit it like that. I would just try to avoid it, it's different if an animal is trying to kill you, but a kangaroo is just being defensive. I wouldn't try to KO the thing or hurt it. I would just protect myself from any sort of severe damage, that's it. Makes me feel really bad seeing an animal get hurt like that from a human.

HAHAHAHA

In this very thread I posted a video of a heroin addict and a midget fucing up an anaconda but you're claiming only serpent experts can handle a python.

 

[El Chimpo]

Brittney spears used a snake as a prop performing


Try that with a jacked roo and its a massacre lol!!!

 

[Insmoke]

Classic striker vs grappler match-up. I always root for the striker, Roo all the way.

 

[PUO3]

This is going to be pretty long and I don't expect you to read this, but whatever.


You're being very unrealistic.

Palhares wouldn't be able to grab a full grown, 15ft (or more, they can grow up to 23 ft) 260-300+lbs python and literally rip it's head off. Palhares would have to be the strongest man in the world and even still, he'd literally need gorilla grip or something to be able to rip a python's head off of that size.

Trying to grab a python that size and try to do what you're saying wouldn't work. They're too big, too strong and their body doesn't come apart that easily. Their skin is very tough armor and it's not easy to pierce their skin. Trying to pull their head right off is not going to work. Do you have any idea how fucking powerful you'd have to be in order to do that? No human is strong enough to do that to a full grown python.

If Palhares actually tried to overpower a Python of that size, he'd get destroyed. P4P, they're far more powerful than we are. Trying to grab a python of that size by it's head and literally do what you're saying.. that would not work and it would also be a very stupid thing to even try. So unrealistic.



And about the kangaroos - you know how kangaroos fight, right? Those big arm muscles don't mean very much at all unless they can grab you. Kangaroos fight by grabbing you behind the head, basically like a MT plum and then kicking you. Whenever you see a kangaroo moving his head straight back, basically putting the back of his head against his own back or whatever, it's to avoid being grabbed. It's not to dodge punches or some shit. The way kangaroos punch is pathetic. They basically just lean forward and push, but it's a very bad way of punching. I can't really explain it through words. This video will show it:

[YT]dPqvqPIGFts[/YT]

Now, compared to a human who is ACTUALLY trying to fight the kangaroo and not just fuck around, that's nothing. Kangaroos have pathetic punching ability, lol, they're basically just slaps, they aren't really punching you, jacked roo or not, their punches aren't that much.. at all, their clinch and kicks are what you have to worry about. Their form of fighting is basically just grabbing your and kicking you or throwing these kind of punches at you. If a human hauled off and actually tried to knock the kangaroo out and landed, he would hurt it.

A kangaroo fights purely by grabbing and kicking and that's literally it. If the kangaroo can't grab you, they really can't do much at all. You're taking away their entire game. If a kangaroo is trying to grab you and you move away before it does, the kangaroo can't do much at all and you will be able to do what ever the fuck you want.

The kangaroo will not be able to deal with punches being thrown at it's head. Their defense is by putting their head back, not to avoid punches, but to avoid being grabbed. It would be very easy to hit a kangaroo in the face. Kangaroos are not used to being hit in the face.

In the videos you're talking about, the humans are never actually fighting. They aren't ever trying to hurt the kangaroo like they would to another person. They're always throwing weak punches. If the human was actually trying to hurt the kangaroo, he would get in A LOT of trouble with the law. It's animal cruelty.


Those big muscles on the roo in the OP would not make a difference. Those muscles aren't for fighting, they're to attract mates. Those big muscles aren't going to make a difference in a fight against a human if the roo can't grab them. They don't throw punches at you, lmfao. All they do is grab and kick. If they can't grab, they can't do anything but get clipped by the human's punches, lmao.

You should go watch those videos closer. The humans aren't actually trying to fight to kangaroo, they're just having fun. It's purely for entertainment.


Watch the vid of the guy KO'ing the roo, the roo tried to grab him but the guy moved away and then flattened it. And again, those big muscles don't make a difference. Do you think that muscular roo would be able to take that punch any better than the one that got KO'd? Big muscular arms doesn't mean you can take a punch better, everybody knows this. A human, as well as a fucking kangaroo, can only take so much to it's head to KO it. Muscular arms don't make a difference in taking punches to the head and if it did, then the greatest fighters of all time would've been the most muscular. Big muscles doesn't = great fighter.

The muscular kangaroo would get treated just like the one that got KO'd. The guy that KO'd that roo would KO the muscular one just as easy.

Jesus Christ, people on here don't even know how kangaroos fight, either. Thinking they throw punches n shit.. lmfao. Any human who was actually trying to fight/hurt the kangaroo is going to win the fight. If YOU were actually fighting a kangaroo and trying to hurt it, if you didn't get clinched, you would fuck that kangaroo up with ease. These aren't apes we're talking about here.

Can a kangaroo beat up a human? fucking right they can. But, if they're against someone who is actually fighting them, actually TRYING and not just messing around and they actually know to avoid being grabbed.. the human is going to win, dude. Every video you see of the roo beating up a human in the ring, the human is just messing around. He isn't looking to hurt the kangaroo because he's not even allowed, it's animal cruelty and I'm surprised that a kangaroo was ever allowed in the ring in the first place. If a human actually tried to hurt the kangaroo and actually fight it, he would hurt it.. and he'd be called a monster by the general public and probably charged for it or something like that, or worse.





All that being said - in any video, or any possible kangaroo vs. human, I would be cheering for the kangaroo. I like kangaroos. I think they're unintentionally hilarious and think they're cute. And I hate to see animals get hurt by humans. I would hope to see the kangaroo kick the shit out of the human.

Oh, and full grown, hungry python > jacked roo. P4P the python is stronger and the more efficient killer. He's a bad match up for the roo. Once that python bites and coils, it's game over. The roo wouldn't even be able to kick the python because it's too low to the damn ground.

I wont write a screen play in response but Ill address this:

I didnt say Paul Harris was going to roll around on the ground with the snake. I said hed grab his head and destroy it. Big difference. Plus, imagine if he kicked that snake in the head with his tree trunk legs. That peanut snake brain would be splattered about.
Risky move though given the snakes grappling skills, but Paul Harris may be able to escape.

Now on to Roos standup, their punches are jabs. They use them to set up the kicks. They are capable of going fisticuffs but their bread and butter is obviously to throw them legs. You bring up a good point though, the Roo's grip and kick method. Snake gets ripped to shreds with one of those landing.

 

[PUO3]

Classic striker vs grappler match-up. I always root for the striker, Roo all the way.

Watch the video of the Roo drowning a dog and choking out another A-level athlete Roo. The Roo has evolved whereas the snake is still a one dimensional can.

New Breed jacked Roo>>>

 

[Gus Fring]

Lol @ 209 for writing an essay without citing any credible sources(because he can't find any). All I see is oversized balderdash.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

this cat spent time actually giving a Freddie Roach breakdown of Kangaroo striking abilities......

wow

 

[Insmoke]

Watch the video of the Roo drowning a dog and choking out another A-level athlete Roo. The Roo has evolved whereas the snake is still a one dimensional can.

New Breed jacked Roo>>>

Lol, that Gif is pretty hardcore. Sssssh, only dreams now.... Haha.
Dat Rookwondo.

 

[faustian]

Brittney spears used a snake as a prop performing


Try that with a jacked roo and its a massacre lol!!!

Expect this post to be ignored by the deviant pro-snake crowd, just like your FACTUAL post correctly pointing out that the snake's entire body is essentially one long neck and therefore gives the bull roo 16 feet of neck with which to work for a choke.