Bodybuilding Kangaroo vs Python

[Prime Ang]

Lol. No. Unrealistic once again. If you don't know how to handle a snake that size professionally, that snake is going to fuck you up and it doesn't matter who the fuck you are. If that things head isn't held correctly, it's going to bite quick and crush you with ease. Palhares would be another victim if he didn't know how to handle a snake that size correctly.

Idiots on here, I swear. Using physical strength against that kind of animal is the dumbest thing you could possibly ever do. Do you know how strong a 15 ft python is? P4P they're stronger than we are.


And that vid of the guy beating that Kangaroo - it doesn't matter if a kangaroo is jacked or not. They aren't used to having punches thrown at them the way a human can do it. They don't fight like that. They don't know what it's like to take punches like that. If a human with any power lands a punch like the guy did on that roo in the video, that jacked roo will probably get scared and back off. They don't know how to deal with that kind of fighting.

Jacked roo or not, a human that actually knows how to fight will knock it's fucking face in with ease if he lands a good punch. Roo's can't handle that kind of fighting. They don't get hit in the face. They aren't used to it. Hit that jacked roo in the head like that guy did in the vid, that jacked roo will back right off.


I feel bad for that roo, though. I don't like seeing animals get hurt like that. If a kangaroo came up to fight with me or something, I wouldn't hit it like that. I would just try to avoid it, it's different if an animal is trying to kill you, but a kangaroo is just being defensive. I wouldn't try to KO the thing or hurt it. I would just protect myself from any sort of severe damage, that's it. Makes me feel really bad seeing an animal get hurt like that from a human.

Lol, kangaroo's usually run away from a dingo, especially a pack. Dingo's are their #1 predator. Dingo's kill them on a regular basis, not the other way around. Not that a kangaroo has never killed a dingo before, but dingo's usually turn the roo into dinner. You can look anywhere and read about it or even look at videos of it. Just like you can look at videos of Python's easily destroying kangaroos and that's why this whole thing is hilarious. Just a bunch of uneducated people thinking the roo wins because he has big muscular arms and thinking roos use their arms the same ways humans do, swinging 15ft, 260-300+ pythons around like lasso's n shit. That stuff doesn't happen, will never happen, and the python wins.

This is going to be pretty long and I don't expect you to read this, but whatever.


You're being very unrealistic.

Palhares wouldn't be able to grab a full grown, 15ft (or more, they can grow up to 23 ft) 260-300+lbs python and literally rip it's head off. Palhares would have to be the strongest man in the world and even still, he'd literally need gorilla grip or something to be able to rip a python's head off of that size.

Trying to grab a python that size and try to do what you're saying wouldn't work. They're too big, too strong and their body doesn't come apart that easily. Their skin is very tough armor and it's not easy to pierce their skin. Trying to pull their head right off is not going to work. Do you have any idea how fucking powerful you'd have to be in order to do that? No human is strong enough to do that to a full grown python.

If Palhares actually tried to overpower a Python of that size, he'd get destroyed. P4P, they're far more powerful than we are. Trying to grab a python of that size by it's head and literally do what you're saying.. that would not work and it would also be a very stupid thing to even try. So unrealistic.



And about the kangaroos - you know how kangaroos fight, right? Those big arm muscles don't mean very much at all unless they can grab you. Kangaroos fight by grabbing you behind the head, basically like a MT plum and then kicking you. Whenever you see a kangaroo moving his head straight back, basically putting the back of his head against his own back or whatever, it's to avoid being grabbed. It's not to dodge punches or some shit. The way kangaroos punch is pathetic. They basically just lean forward and push, but it's a very bad way of punching. I can't really explain it through words. This video will show it:

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Now, compared to a human who is ACTUALLY trying to fight the kangaroo and not just fuck around, that's nothing. Kangaroos have pathetic punching ability, lol, they're basically just slaps, they aren't really punching you, jacked roo or not, their punches aren't that much.. at all, their clinch and kicks are what you have to worry about. Their form of fighting is basically just grabbing your and kicking you or throwing these kind of punches at you. If a human hauled off and actually tried to knock the kangaroo out and landed, he would hurt it.

A kangaroo fights purely by grabbing and kicking and that's literally it. If the kangaroo can't grab you, they really can't do much at all. You're taking away their entire game. If a kangaroo is trying to grab you and you move away before it does, the kangaroo can't do much at all and you will be able to do what ever the fuck you want.

The kangaroo will not be able to deal with punches being thrown at it's head. Their defense is by putting their head back, not to avoid punches, but to avoid being grabbed. It would be very easy to hit a kangaroo in the face. Kangaroos are not used to being hit in the face.

In the videos you're talking about, the humans are never actually fighting. They aren't ever trying to hurt the kangaroo like they would to another person. They're always throwing weak punches. If the human was actually trying to hurt the kangaroo, he would get in A LOT of trouble with the law. It's animal cruelty.


Those big muscles on the roo in the OP would not make a difference. Those muscles aren't for fighting, they're to attract mates. Those big muscles aren't going to make a difference in a fight against a human if the roo can't grab them. They don't throw punches at you, lmfao. All they do is grab and kick. If they can't grab, they can't do anything but get clipped by the human's punches, lmao.

You should go watch those videos closer. The humans aren't actually trying to fight to kangaroo, they're just having fun. It's purely for entertainment.


Watch the vid of the guy KO'ing the roo, the roo tried to grab him but the guy moved away and then flattened it. And again, those big muscles don't make a difference. Do you think that muscular roo would be able to take that punch any better than the one that got KO'd? Big muscular arms doesn't mean you can take a punch better, everybody knows this. A human, as well as a fucking kangaroo, can only take so much to it's head to KO it. Muscular arms don't make a difference in taking punches to the head and if it did, then the greatest fighters of all time would've been the most muscular. Big muscles doesn't = great fighter.

The muscular kangaroo would get treated just like the one that got KO'd. The guy that KO'd that roo would KO the muscular one just as easy.

Jesus Christ, people on here don't even know how kangaroos fight, either. Thinking they throw punches n shit.. lmfao. Any human who was actually trying to fight/hurt the kangaroo is going to win the fight. If YOU were actually fighting a kangaroo and trying to hurt it, if you didn't get clinched, you would fuck that kangaroo up with ease. These aren't apes we're talking about here.

Can a kangaroo beat up a human? fucking right they can. But, if they're against someone who is actually fighting them, actually TRYING and not just messing around and they actually know to avoid being grabbed.. the human is going to win, dude. Every video you see of the roo beating up a human in the ring, the human is just messing around. He isn't looking to hurt the kangaroo because he's not even allowed, it's animal cruelty and I'm surprised that a kangaroo was ever allowed in the ring in the first place. If a human actually tried to hurt the kangaroo and actually fight it, he would hurt it.. and he'd be called a monster by the general public and probably charged for it or something like that, or worse.





All that being said - in any video, or any possible kangaroo vs. human, I would be cheering for the kangaroo. I like kangaroos. I think they're unintentionally hilarious and think they're cute. And I hate to see animals get hurt by humans. I would hope to see the kangaroo kick the shit out of the human.

Oh, and full grown, hungry python > jacked roo. P4P the python is stronger and the more efficient killer. He's a bad match up for the roo. Once that python bites and coils, it's game over. The roo wouldn't even be able to kick the python because it's too low to the damn ground.

Lmao

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[kashmir]

The roo will box its moult off.

 

[El Chimpo]

Expect this post to be ignored by the deviant pro-snake crowd, just like your FACTUAL post correctly pointing out that the snake's entire body is essentially one long neck and therefore gives the bull roo 16 feet of neck with which to work for a choke.

A fellow scientist knows the truth.

 

[Shael]

This is like an A-level George Foreman

vs a guy who trains gracie combatives in his garage.

 

[That209]

HAHAHAHA

In this very thread I posted a video of a heroin addict and a midget fucing up an anaconda but you're claiming only serpent experts can handle a python.

Did you even watch the video you posted? I don't think you did. I think you just posted it and thought it would help your little argument but it only made you look even dumber.

You see the guy standing to the left at the start of the video? Do you know who that is? That's Manny Puig. He's a professional animal handler. He deals with wild alligators, sharks, black bears and highly venomous snakes. Do you think they let Johnny, Ryan Dunn and Wee Man in that ball pit without telling them how to handle the snake correctly to insure their safety?

The Jackass stars do some crazy stuff, but when they're dealing with wild animals, they have a professional animal handler tell them how to handle the animal correctly first. Did you ever notice how the cameraman is always filming the animal handler before the Jackass stars start dealing with the animals? That guy first tells them how to handle the animal, and is there to insure their safety if anything goes wrong.


Johnny was bitten by the snake multiple times because he actually grabbed the snake at the wrong part of its body. He was supposed to actually grab closer to its head, so the snake wouldn't be able to turn its head and attack him.

Also, you see the snake wrapping around Ryan Dunn and Manny had to help him get the snake off of him. It took both Johnny and Ryan Dunn (Wee Man didn't do anything) to handle that snake and they didn't do a very good job. If Johnny & Ryan tried to handle that snake without Manny telling them how to, or even being there, they could've gotten seriously, seriously hurt. These are very dangerous animals and the fact you and some other idiots on here can't see that blows my fucking mind.



Now, if you put a random person who has never been taught how to correctly handle a full grown anaconda - which averages at 20ft, 30 cm in girth and 550 lbs, it will not turn out very good for that person, especially if that anaconda is hungry and is looking to bite and latch on instead of bite and let go just to defend itself.

Johnny and Ryan needed professional help beforehand to handle that snake. If they hadn't been taught and if Manny wasn't there, if they were in the wild and tried to randomly handle a snake like that, it most likely would've turned out very badly unless they had a weapon, especially if that snake is hungry, as I already said.

You should go watch the movie again, or go find out who Manny Puig is before you post those videos and think it helps your argument. The only thing you did by posting that video shows that you're more retarded than I previously thought.

Good job, genius!!

I wont write a screen play in response but Ill address this:

I didnt say Paul Harris was going to roll around on the ground with the snake. I said hed grab his head and destroy it. Big difference. Plus, imagine if he kicked that snake in the head with his tree trunk legs. That peanut snake brain would be splattered about.
Risky move though given the snakes grappling skills, but Paul Harris may be able to escape.

Now on to Roos standup, their punches are jabs. They use them to set up the kicks. They are capable of going fisticuffs but their bread and butter is obviously to throw them legs. You bring up a good point though, the Roo's grip and kick method. Snake gets ripped to shreds with one of those landing.

This is going to be another long one, man. It's cool if you don't want to read it, I can understand why. I feel the need to explain it in great detail, it's the only way I can really get my point across, dawg.



Anyway, I know that you weren't saying Palhares was going to try to roll with the snake like it's a Jiu-Jitsu match - but to think he'd pick it up and literally rip it's head off, to even think he could do that.. it's just.. no, man, it's impossible. It's literally impossible.


And here's the reason why:

Picking up an average full grown Burmese Python which is, again, up to 16ft (maximum is 23ft), 200+ lbs (some say 260-300+) and a girth as big as a telephone pole, Palhares would not be able to pick it up and LITERALLY rip it's head off of it's body, it's literally impossible for a human to do that to a snake of that length, weight and girth. He wouldn't be able to wrap his hand around the snake head, it's too large, and wouldn't be able to get a real grip on it because of how it's head it shaped.

The snake is simply too large, it's too thick for Palhares to literally tear it's head from it's body. It's impossible. This is like saying if the python bites you, you could stick your hands in its mouth, pull it open and break it's jaw. It just doesn't work.




The thing about the kangaroo ripping the snake up with those kicks - it wouldn't be that easy, man. The snake is too low to the ground. It's not like a King Cobra that will sit up and actually be a real target for those kicks, the python is too low, laying flat to the ground.

I know the kangaroos have very large and sharp claws on their feet, but snake scales are extremely hard. Their scales are made out of keratin, the same thing a rhino's horn is made of. Their scales is a form of armor which covers their actual skin underneath.

They also have scutes on their stomachs to help with traction for slithering around. Scutes are very hard, turtle shells are scutes made of keratin, we both know how hard their shells are.

Snake scales/scutes/skin, whatever you want to call it, is very hard and wouldn't be easy for the kangaroo's claws to puncture. You'd think their skin or whatever can't be THAT hard, but it actually is. It's not easy to get through and I bet the kangaroo would have a hell of a time getting through it, honestly.



Anyway - I know you, and most people here disagree with me on this stuff. It's really just my opinion, but I really just can't stand some of the ridiculous things people have been saying. The Python is being counted out so badly here, it's insane. There is evidence of pythons killing and eating, or regurgitating kangaroos. There's videos of it, stories from witnesses, etc, but not a single video, story/witnesses seeing a kangaroo killing a python.

It's just my opinion. I can respect yours. If you believe Lesnaroo would beat the Python, then that's your opinion. I'm fine with it. But, the guy who said the kangaroo would just pick up the python, swing it around like a lasso and smash it's head off the ground was just ridiculous, lol. That shit was just crazy. So unrealistic. That would never happen.

Kangaroos don't use their arms like that and whether the kangaroo is jacked or not, it would be able to pick up a 16+ft, 200-300+lbs, girth like a telephone pole, swing it around like a lasso and smash it off the ground. I'm pretty sure the kangaroos can't even move their arms like that and I'm pretty sure if they tried to swing a snake like that in the air, they'd just end up hitting themselves in the head with it.



I believe the Python wins. Stylistically, it's just a bad match to me and there's already proof/evidence of the Python winning. The kangaroo's muscular arms wouldn't make a difference at all, it may be a very strong animal but it doesn't know how to handle having something as large and powerful as a full grown python coil around it's body. It just doesn't, man.

/rant

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Kangaroos don't use their arms like that and whether the kangaroo is jacked or not, it would be able to pick up a 16+ft, 200-300+lbs, girth like a telephone pole, swing it around like a lasso and smash it off the ground. I'm pretty sure the kangaroos can't even move their arms like that and I'm pretty sure if they tried to swing a snake like that in the air, they'd just end up hitting themselves in the head with it.

200-300 lbs is pretty crap.

That's a weak deadlift for anyone that lifts regularly. It's a pretty decent overhead press though. So it should be no problem for a jacked kangaroo.

 

[That209]

Lmao

Lol, I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to say/post things with that word in it on here.

 

[ClubFoot]

I bumped into the kangaroo at the airport and he had that look in his eye.

The Python doesn't look motivated.

 

[Prime Ang]

Did you even watch the video you posted? I don't think you did. I think you just posted it and thought it would help your little argument but it only made you look even dumber.

You see the guy standing to the left at the start of the video? Do you know who that is? That's Manny Puig. He's a professional animal handler. He deals with wild alligators, sharks, black bears and highly venomous snakes. Do you think they let Johnny, Ryan Dunn and Wee Man in that ball pit without telling them how to handle the snake correctly to insure their safety?

The Jackass stars do some crazy stuff, but when they're dealing with wild animals, they have a professional animal handler tell them how to handle the animal correctly first. Did you ever notice how the cameraman is always filming the animal handler before the Jackass stars start dealing with the animals? That guy first tells them how to handle the animal, and is there to insure their safety if anything goes wrong.


Johnny was bitten by the snake multiple times because he actually grabbed the snake at the wrong part of its body. He was supposed to actually grab closer to its head, so the snake wouldn't be able to turn its head and attack him.

Also, you see the snake wrapping around Ryan Dunn and Manny had to help him get the snake off of him. It took both Johnny and Ryan Dunn (Wee Man didn't do anything) to handle that snake and they didn't do a very good job. If Johnny & Ryan tried to handle that snake without Manny telling them how to, or even being there, they could've gotten seriously, seriously hurt. These are very dangerous animals and the fact you and some other idiots on here can't see that blows my fucking mind.



Now, if you put a random person who has never been taught how to correctly handle a full grown anaconda - which averages at 20ft, 30 cm in girth and 550 lbs, it will not turn out very good for that person, especially if that anaconda is hungry and is looking to bite and latch on instead of bite and let go just to defend itself.

Johnny and Ryan needed professional help beforehand to handle that snake. If they hadn't been taught and if Manny wasn't there, if they were in the wild and tried to randomly handle a snake like that, it most likely would've turned out very badly unless they had a weapon, especially if that snake is hungry, as I already said.

You should go watch the movie again, or go find out who Manny Puig is before you post those videos and think it helps your argument. The only thing you did by posting that video shows that you're more retarded than I previously thought.

Good job, genius!!








This is going to be another long one, man. It's cool if you don't want to read it, I can understand why. I feel the need to explain it in great detail, it's the only way I can really get my point across, dawg.



Anyway, I know that you weren't saying Palhares was going to try to roll with the snake like it's a Jiu-Jitsu match - but to think he'd pick it up and literally rip it's head off, to even think he could do that.. it's just.. no, man, it's impossible. It's literally impossible.


And here's the reason why:

Picking up an average full grown Burmese Python which is, again, up to 16ft (maximum is 23ft), 200+ lbs (some say 260-300+) and a girth as big as a telephone pole, Palhares would not be able to pick it up and LITERALLY rip it's head off of it's body, it's literally impossible for a human to do that to a snake of that length, weight and girth. He wouldn't be able to wrap his hand around the snake head, it's too large, and wouldn't be able to get a real grip on it because of how it's head it shaped.

The snake is simply too large, it's too thick for Palhares to literally tear it's head from it's body. It's impossible. This is like saying if the python bites you, you could stick your hands in its mouth, pull it open and break it's jaw. It just doesn't work.




The thing about the kangaroo ripping the snake up with those kicks - it wouldn't be that easy, man. The snake is too low to the ground. It's not like a King Cobra that will sit up and actually be a real target for those kicks, the python is too low, laying flat to the ground.

I know the kangaroos have very large and sharp claws on their feet, but snake scales are extremely hard. Their scales are made out of keratin, the same thing a rhino's horn is made of. Their scales is a form of armor which covers their actual skin underneath.

They also have scutes on their stomachs to help with traction for slithering around. Scutes are very hard, turtle shells are scutes made of keratin, we both know how hard their shells are.

Snake scales/scutes/skin, whatever you want to call it, is very hard and wouldn't be easy for the kangaroo's claws to puncture. You'd think their skin or whatever can't be THAT hard, but it actually is. It's not easy to get through and I bet the kangaroo would have a hell of a time getting through it, honestly.



Anyway - I know you, and most people here disagree with me on this stuff. It's really just my opinion, but I really just can't stand some of the ridiculous things people have been saying. The Python is being counted out so badly here, it's insane. There is evidence of pythons killing and eating, or regurgitating kangaroos. There's videos of it, stories from witnesses, etc, but not a single video, story/witnesses seeing a kangaroo killing a python.

It's just my opinion. I can respect yours. If you believe Lesnaroo would beat the Python, then that's your opinion. I'm fine with it. But, the guy who said the kangaroo would just pick up the python, swing it around like a lasso and smash it's head off the ground was just ridiculous, lol. That shit was just crazy. So unrealistic. That would never happen.

Kangaroos don't use their arms like that and whether the kangaroo is jacked or not, it would be able to pick up a 16+ft, 200-300+lbs, girth like a telephone pole, swing it around like a lasso and smash it off the ground. I'm pretty sure the kangaroos can't even move their arms like that and I'm pretty sure if they tried to swing a snake like that in the air, they'd just end up hitting themselves in the head with it.



I believe the Python wins. Stylistically, it's just a bad match to me and there's already proof/evidence of the Python winning. The kangaroo's muscular arms wouldn't make a difference at all, it may be a very strong animal but it doesn't know how to handle having something as large and powerful as a full grown python coil around it's body. It just doesn't, man.

/rant

Holy shit, this fucking guy lmao.

 

[PUO3]

Did you even watch the video you posted? I don't think you did. I think you just posted it and thought it would help your little argument but it only made you look even dumber.

You see the guy standing to the left at the start of the video? Do you know who that is? That's Manny Puig. He's a professional animal handler. He deals with wild alligators, sharks, black bears and highly venomous snakes. Do you think they let Johnny, Ryan Dunn and Wee Man in that ball pit without telling them how to handle the snake correctly to insure their safety?

The Jackass stars do some crazy stuff, but when they're dealing with wild animals, they have a professional animal handler tell them how to handle the animal correctly first. Did you ever notice how the cameraman is always filming the animal handler before the Jackass stars start dealing with the animals? That guy first tells them how to handle the animal, and is there to insure their safety if anything goes wrong.


Johnny was bitten by the snake multiple times because he actually grabbed the snake at the wrong part of its body. He was supposed to actually grab closer to its head, so the snake wouldn't be able to turn its head and attack him.

Also, you see the snake wrapping around Ryan Dunn and Manny had to help him get the snake off of him. It took both Johnny and Ryan Dunn (Wee Man didn't do anything) to handle that snake and they didn't do a very good job. If Johnny & Ryan tried to handle that snake without Manny telling them how to, or even being there, they could've gotten seriously, seriously hurt. These are very dangerous animals and the fact you and some other idiots on here can't see that blows my fucking mind.



Now, if you put a random person who has never been taught how to correctly handle a full grown anaconda - which averages at 20ft, 30 cm in girth and 550 lbs, it will not turn out very good for that person, especially if that anaconda is hungry and is looking to bite and latch on instead of bite and let go just to defend itself.

Johnny and Ryan needed professional help beforehand to handle that snake. If they hadn't been taught and if Manny wasn't there, if they were in the wild and tried to randomly handle a snake like that, it most likely would've turned out very badly unless they had a weapon, especially if that snake is hungry, as I already said.

You should go watch the movie again, or go find out who Manny Puig is before you post those videos and think it helps your argument. The only thing you did by posting that video shows that you're more retarded than I previously thought.

Good job, genius!!








This is going to be another long one, man. It's cool if you don't want to read it, I can understand why. I feel the need to explain it in great detail, it's the only way I can really get my point across, dawg.



Anyway, I know that you weren't saying Palhares was going to try to roll with the snake like it's a Jiu-Jitsu match - but to think he'd pick it up and literally rip it's head off, to even think he could do that.. it's just.. no, man, it's impossible. It's literally impossible.


And here's the reason why:

Picking up an average full grown Burmese Python which is, again, up to 16ft (maximum is 23ft), 200+ lbs (some say 260-300+) and a girth as big as a telephone pole, Palhares would not be able to pick it up and LITERALLY rip it's head off of it's body, it's literally impossible for a human to do that to a snake of that length, weight and girth. He wouldn't be able to wrap his hand around the snake head, it's too large, and wouldn't be able to get a real grip on it because of how it's head it shaped.

The snake is simply too large, it's too thick for Palhares to literally tear it's head from it's body. It's impossible. This is like saying if the python bites you, you could stick your hands in its mouth, pull it open and break it's jaw. It just doesn't work.




The thing about the kangaroo ripping the snake up with those kicks - it wouldn't be that easy, man. The snake is too low to the ground. It's not like a King Cobra that will sit up and actually be a real target for those kicks, the python is too low, laying flat to the ground.

I know the kangaroos have very large and sharp claws on their feet, but snake scales are extremely hard. Their scales are made out of keratin, the same thing a rhino's horn is made of. Their scales is a form of armor which covers their actual skin underneath.

They also have scutes on their stomachs to help with traction for slithering around. Scutes are very hard, turtle shells are scutes made of keratin, we both know how hard their shells are.

Snake scales/scutes/skin, whatever you want to call it, is very hard and wouldn't be easy for the kangaroo's claws to puncture. You'd think their skin or whatever can't be THAT hard, but it actually is. It's not easy to get through and I bet the kangaroo would have a hell of a time getting through it, honestly.



Anyway - I know you, and most people here disagree with me on this stuff. It's really just my opinion, but I really just can't stand some of the ridiculous things people have been saying. The Python is being counted out so badly here, it's insane. There is evidence of pythons killing and eating, or regurgitating kangaroos. There's videos of it, stories from witnesses, etc, but not a single video, story/witnesses seeing a kangaroo killing a python.

It's just my opinion. I can respect yours. If you believe Lesnaroo would beat the Python, then that's your opinion. I'm fine with it. But, the guy who said the kangaroo would just pick up the python, swing it around like a lasso and smash it's head off the ground was just ridiculous, lol. That shit was just crazy. So unrealistic. That would never happen.

Kangaroos don't use their arms like that and whether the kangaroo is jacked or not, it would be able to pick up a 16+ft, 200-300+lbs, girth like a telephone pole, swing it around like a lasso and smash it off the ground. I'm pretty sure the kangaroos can't even move their arms like that and I'm pretty sure if they tried to swing a snake like that in the air, they'd just end up hitting themselves in the head with it.



I believe the Python wins. Stylistically, it's just a bad match to me and there's already proof/evidence of the Python winning. The kangaroo's muscular arms wouldn't make a difference at all, it may be a very strong animal but it doesn't know how to handle having something as large and powerful as a full grown python coil around it's body. It just doesn't, man.

/rant

I moreso mean that Paul Harris would grab the snakes mouth and rip its head in half. He absolutely has the grip and overall ability to do that. Peel his wig back so to speak.

 

[Frank23]

That really doesn't answer the question.

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[faustian]

Did you even watch the video you posted? I don't think you did. I think you just posted it and thought it would help your little argument but it only made you look even dumber.

You see the guy standing to the left at the start of the video? Do you know who that is? That's Manny Puig. He's a professional animal handler. He deals with wild alligators, sharks, black bears and highly venomous snakes. Do you think they let Johnny, Ryan Dunn and Wee Man in that ball pit without telling them how to handle the snake correctly to insure their safety?

The Jackass stars do some crazy stuff, but when they're dealing with wild animals, they have a professional animal handler tell them how to handle the animal correctly first. Did you ever notice how the cameraman is always filming the animal handler before the Jackass stars start dealing with the animals? That guy first tells them how to handle the animal, and is there to insure their safety if anything goes wrong.


Johnny was bitten by the snake multiple times because he actually grabbed the snake at the wrong part of its body. He was supposed to actually grab closer to its head, so the snake wouldn't be able to turn its head and attack him.

Also, you see the snake wrapping around Ryan Dunn and Manny had to help him get the snake off of him. It took both Johnny and Ryan Dunn (Wee Man didn't do anything) to handle that snake and they didn't do a very good job. If Johnny & Ryan tried to handle that snake without Manny telling them how to, or even being there, they could've gotten seriously, seriously hurt. These are very dangerous animals and the fact you and some other idiots on here can't see that blows my fucking mind.



Now, if you put a random person who has never been taught how to correctly handle a full grown anaconda - which averages at 20ft, 30 cm in girth and 550 lbs, it will not turn out very good for that person, especially if that anaconda is hungry and is looking to bite and latch on instead of bite and let go just to defend itself.

Johnny and Ryan needed professional help beforehand to handle that snake. If they hadn't been taught and if Manny wasn't there, if they were in the wild and tried to randomly handle a snake like that, it most likely would've turned out very badly unless they had a weapon, especially if that snake is hungry, as I already said.

You should go watch the movie again, or go find out who Manny Puig is before you post those videos and think it helps your argument. The only thing you did by posting that video shows that you're more retarded than I previously thought.

Good job, genius!!








This is going to be another long one, man. It's cool if you don't want to read it, I can understand why. I feel the need to explain it in great detail, it's the only way I can really get my point across, dawg.



Anyway, I know that you weren't saying Palhares was going to try to roll with the snake like it's a Jiu-Jitsu match - but to think he'd pick it up and literally rip it's head off, to even think he could do that.. it's just.. no, man, it's impossible. It's literally impossible.


And here's the reason why:

Picking up an average full grown Burmese Python which is, again, up to 16ft (maximum is 23ft), 200+ lbs (some say 260-300+) and a girth as big as a telephone pole, Palhares would not be able to pick it up and LITERALLY rip it's head off of it's body, it's literally impossible for a human to do that to a snake of that length, weight and girth. He wouldn't be able to wrap his hand around the snake head, it's too large, and wouldn't be able to get a real grip on it because of how it's head it shaped.

The snake is simply too large, it's too thick for Palhares to literally tear it's head from it's body. It's impossible. This is like saying if the python bites you, you could stick your hands in its mouth, pull it open and break it's jaw. It just doesn't work.




The thing about the kangaroo ripping the snake up with those kicks - it wouldn't be that easy, man. The snake is too low to the ground. It's not like a King Cobra that will sit up and actually be a real target for those kicks, the python is too low, laying flat to the ground.

I know the kangaroos have very large and sharp claws on their feet, but snake scales are extremely hard. Their scales are made out of keratin, the same thing a rhino's horn is made of. Their scales is a form of armor which covers their actual skin underneath.

They also have scutes on their stomachs to help with traction for slithering around. Scutes are very hard, turtle shells are scutes made of keratin, we both know how hard their shells are.

Snake scales/scutes/skin, whatever you want to call it, is very hard and wouldn't be easy for the kangaroo's claws to puncture. You'd think their skin or whatever can't be THAT hard, but it actually is. It's not easy to get through and I bet the kangaroo would have a hell of a time getting through it, honestly.



Anyway - I know you, and most people here disagree with me on this stuff. It's really just my opinion, but I really just can't stand some of the ridiculous things people have been saying. The Python is being counted out so badly here, it's insane. There is evidence of pythons killing and eating, or regurgitating kangaroos. There's videos of it, stories from witnesses, etc, but not a single video, story/witnesses seeing a kangaroo killing a python.

It's just my opinion. I can respect yours. If you believe Lesnaroo would beat the Python, then that's your opinion. I'm fine with it. But, the guy who said the kangaroo would just pick up the python, swing it around like a lasso and smash it's head off the ground was just ridiculous, lol. That shit was just crazy. So unrealistic. That would never happen.

Kangaroos don't use their arms like that and whether the kangaroo is jacked or not, it would be able to pick up a 16+ft, 200-300+lbs, girth like a telephone pole, swing it around like a lasso and smash it off the ground. I'm pretty sure the kangaroos can't even move their arms like that and I'm pretty sure if they tried to swing a snake like that in the air, they'd just end up hitting themselves in the head with it.



I believe the Python wins. Stylistically, it's just a bad match to me and there's already proof/evidence of the Python winning. The kangaroo's muscular arms wouldn't make a difference at all, it may be a very strong animal but it doesn't know how to handle having something as large and powerful as a full grown python coil around it's body. It just doesn't, man.

/rant

I don't want to do this anymore

 

[MarkyMcFly]

Roo, by decision. 30-26. At least one 10-8 in there. At the very least.

 

[Corona]

Faust pls I still love you.

 

[That209]

I moreso mean that Paul Harris would grab the snakes mouth and rip its head in half. He absolutely has the grip and overall ability to do that. Peel his wig back so to speak.

Wait, are you saying basically put his hand inside the snakes mouth in order to get a good grip?

 

[MarkyMcFly]

Wait, are you saying basically put his hand inside the snakes mouth in order to get a good grip?

I'd imagine it'd be more like..

 

[Ehrmantraut]

Faust pls I still love you.

stfu

 

[MarkyMcFly]

Mike get's 21-0'd by a Garter

 

[faustian]

Faust pls I still love you.

bullshit

 

[Fedorgasm]

Why does the kangaroo species get to send their most jacked bodybuilder into the fight and the pythons only get to send a normal python?

Can they at least get a crossfit python to represent them? Imagine how many pullups he could do.