Bodybuilding Kangaroo vs Python

So pythons are the only cold blooded serpents

This thread is Kangaroo Vs Python.


Python

"Found in Africa in the tropics south of the Sahara, but not in the extreme south-western tip of southern Africa (Western Cape), or in Madagascar. In Asia, it is found from Bangladesh, Nepal, India, Pakistan, and Sri Lanka, including the Nicobar Islands, through Myanmar, east to Indochina, southern China, Hong Kong and Hainan, as well as in the Malayan region of Indonesia and the Philippines."
 
This thread is Kangaroo Vs Python.


Python

"Found in Africa in the tropics south of the Sahara, but not in the extreme south-western tip of southern Africa (Western Cape), or in Madagascar. In Asia, it is found from Bangladesh, Nepal, India, Pakistan, and Sri Lanka, including the Nicobar Islands, through Myanmar, east to Indochina, southern China, Hong Kong and Hainan, as well as in the Malayan region of Indonesia and the Philippines."

Way to try and move the goal posts lol
 
Wait, are you saying basically put his hand inside the snakes mouth in order to get a good grip? :eek:

Yes but hed probably need some gloves or at least antibiotics.

The snakes salmonella venom is serious business.
 
Just decided Roo wins...at sea level or in the mountains. No doubt.

#JackedRoo
 
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I think that good looking Gorilla has some competition.
 
i've called more than one person a "filthy cloaca" to their face when i've been annoyed with them.

and i meant it.

does that make me a bad person?


Nope, in fact that's hilarious. But believing a kangaroo is going to beat a python does make you a bad person.
 
Nope, in fact that's hilarious. But believing a kangaroo is going to beat a python does make you a bad person.

It must sting knowing that you have spent half your life cleaning up depressed animal feces and having all of that personal interaction with the animals and still know fuck all about who would win 1 vs 1.

87-28 playa, time to clean the penguin poo.
 
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