Bodybuilding Kangaroo vs Python

[INeedARemedy]

LOL at fake names for animals.

I guess I'll call a gathering of crows a murder. LMAO!!!!!!!!

I'm actually pretty sure a group of squid is called a squad

 

[HunterSdVa29]

a platoon of capybara's. pretty sure those were the basis for the ROUS's in the Princess Bride too

 

[faustian]

I'm actually pretty sure a group of squid is called a squad

Squid Squad 14 is one of the GOAT Asian pron films

 

[RichardSwingslo]

Squid Squad 14 is one of the GOAT Asian pron films

Man you ain't lying, the OST is so amazing and the cinematography is on point.

 

[KoreanZawmbie]

What's the motherfucking difference. Bull roo is immune to both of their poisons and would wreck both, probably at the same time if given the opportunity.

because an anaconda can grow up to 30 feet and like 3 feet in diameter? lol

An giant anaconda from the amazons would swallow a fucking kangaroo whole.

 

[That209]

Hey I got a question for all you Kangaroo fetishists out there. How many documented stories or pictures are there of Roos eating Pythons?? How about swallowing them hole just to be a dick? Hold on I'll wait for them, LMAO!!

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How about a Kangaroo killing a crocodile? Hold on, I'll wait here for the pix/stories ROFL!!!

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You know they're just trolling you, right? You're wasting your time with these childlike 30-40 year old's. Half of them should be dubbed or banned, literally made a thread just to stir shit up and troll, as well as share personal info, because they have nothing better to do with themselves. Pretty pathetic, if you ask me. They should just keep their bullshit in the OT.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

You know they're just trolling you, right? You're wasting your time with these childlike 30-40 year old's. Half of them should be dubbed or banned, literally made a thread just to stir shit up and troll, as well as share personal info, because they have nothing better to do with themselves. Pretty pathetic, if you ask me. They should just keep their bullshit in the OT.

I know man, I feel like killing myself over their trolling. I feel pathetic

 

[Ehrmantraut]

You should just make multiple social media accounts with your sherdog username palis. That'll show em

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Holy shit, look at them traps

Jacked deer vs jacked kangaroo is the real fight.

 

[faustian]

You know they're just trolling you, right? You're wasting your time with these childlike 30-40 year old's. Half of them should be dubbed or banned, literally made a thread just to stir shit up and troll, as well as share personal info, because they have nothing better to do with themselves. Pretty pathetic, if you ask me. They should just keep their bullshit in the OT.

Time heals all

 

[Prime Ang]

95-28, true besmirchment.

 

[PUO3]

Holy shit, look at them traps

Jacked deer vs jacked kangaroo is the real fight.

The jacked deer's horns could nullify the roo's strangle holds. But the roo may be able to clinch the deer's horns. Or get gashed.

Interesting match up.

 

[PUO3]

Hey I got a question for all you Kangaroo fetishists out there. How many documented stories or pictures are there of Roos eating Pythons?? How about swallowing them hole just to be a dick? Hold on I'll wait for them, LMAO!!

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How about a Kangaroo killing a crocodile? Hold on, I'll wait here for the pix/stories ROFL!!!

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Not a single one of them is a jacked roo you can.

 

[MarkyMcFly]

Why is this thread not marked "Solved"

Jacked Roo wins, it's not even a competition. The masses have spoken, and besmirched your pro-serpent agenda. You probably worship the devil, i'd imagine.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Not a single one of them is a jacked roo you can.

Since a Python > Croc/Gator, can a Jacked Roo defeat a Croc/Gator?

 

[El Chimpo]

The jacked deer's horns could nullify the roo's strangle holds. But the roo may be able to clinch the deer's horns. Or get gashed.

Interesting match up.

Truly believe a jacked roo would rip the antlers clean off imo


Like kitkats

 

[faustian]

Since a Python > Croc/Gator, can a Jacked Roo defeat a Croc/Gator?

Easily. Large Marsupials > Reptils 95/100 times. Roo would easily be able to drown a croc/gator if it didn't opt to simply just ktfo of it standing

 

[MarkyMcFly]

Since a Python > Croc/Gator, can a Jacked Roo defeat a Croc/Gator?

lol @ this MMAth

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Easily. Large Marsupials > Reptils 95/100 times

links/pics to support a Jacked Roo swallowing a fucking croc whole like a Python does? LOL I'LL WAIT!!!

 

[faustian]

links/pics to support a Jacked Roo swallowing a fucking croc whole like a Python does? LOL I'LL WAIT!!!

https://en.wikipedias.org/wiki/Kangaroovsreptile

Read it and weep