Bodybuilding Kangaroo vs Python

[Revolver]

Bull Roo with the landslide victory.

 

[faustian]

I can't believe snake has even 22% of the vote. I honestly thought people wouldn't take this thread seriously given the matchup, especially when I noted that the bull roo would get to use either brass knuckles or talons. Should've been obvious that I was promoting my anti-snake agenda but the pro-snake agenda morans couldn't even see that (Zoobastard Gabe, The209, etc)

 

[ventrue]

Wat was Zookeeper Gabes vote? too lazy to look.

I would go w/ the roided up Kangaroo by 2nd Round KO, but I no nothing about Kangaroos or Pythons.

 

[Palpatine]

Wat was Zookeeper Gabes vote? too lazy to look.

I would go w/ the roided up Kangaroo by 2nd Round KO, but I no nothing about Kangaroos or Pythons.

Zoocleaner Gleb voted for the Python, but there are several experts here [he isn't one] who weighed in on the matter, and thanks to their very informative posts, we now know without a doubt [as evidenced by the poll] that Roided Roo would be the victor.

 

[lsa]

Python has a much better ground game though. Roided Kangaroo probably gasses out if it goes there.

How come you are not on dubs for fighter bashing?
Kangaroo have never failed a drug test.

 

[lsa]

Zoocleaner Gleb voted for the Python, but there are several experts here [he isn't one] who weighed in on the matter, and thanks to their very informative posts, we now know without a doubt [as evidenced by the poll] that Roided Roo would be the victor.

He is such a shill. Totally bought all the hype and marketing.
And dude Roo is CLEAN! Never failed a test!

Just because he had his camp in Thailand.... some people.. *sigh*

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

Found another pic of a jacked bull roo although this one appears to be a homosexual with dyed hair and some kind of corrective surgery to remove his earlobes

That's clearly a horse.

 

[Lost]

That's clearly a horse.

You continue to show your ignorance. wow, just wow.

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

You continue to show your ignorance. wow, just wow.

Sorry. That's a horse.

 

[Lost]

Sorry. That's a horse.

If that's a "horse", what is this?

 

[kuromusha]

Sorry. That's a horse.

Bull.

Dave, your input here would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Zookeeper Gabe]

If that's a "horse", what is this?

Caitlin Jenner a transgender woman and a former Olympic athlete.

 

[That209]

The croc's death roll vs the roo's chokes would really be something.

Roided Roo would be finished after one death roll. It's bones would be broken like twigs and huge chunks of flesh would be torn off like paper.

The roided roo is obviously strong as fuck but very weak compared to a full grown nile or saltwater croc.

There should be a roided roo vs. Gustave thread. Gustave is estimated to be over 20 ft and has apparently killed 300+ people. The roided roo is seriously outmatched in this one.

Roided roo is definitely tough as nails and very well rounded, but Gustave's choke/submission defense is world class. Gustave taught Jacare everything he knows and gave him his nickname.

Roided roo is still new to this game. Gustave's experience, speed, power and technical knowledge is too much for roided roo.

Gustave via super death roll - .8 seconds into the match.

 

[Natty Dread]

If that's a "horse", what is this?

hands too big. 0/10.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

The Kangaroo is Ronda Rousey.

The snake is some bitches arm.

 

[PUO3]

The Jacked Bull Roo is back.

 

[faustian]

Lol. No. Unrealistic once again. If you don't know how to handle a snake that size professionally, that snake is going to fuck you up and it doesn't matter who the fuck you are. If that things head isn't held correctly, it's going to bite quick and crush you with ease. Palhares would be another victim if he didn't know how to handle a snake that size correctly.

Idiots on here, I swear. Using physical strength against that kind of animal is the dumbest thing you could possibly ever do. Do you know how strong a 15 ft python is? P4P they're stronger than we are.


And that vid of the guy beating that Kangaroo - it doesn't matter if a kangaroo is jacked or not. They aren't used to having punches thrown at them the way a human can do it. They don't fight like that. They don't know what it's like to take punches like that. If a human with any power lands a punch like the guy did on that roo in the video, that jacked roo will probably get scared and back off. They don't know how to deal with that kind of fighting.

Jacked roo or not, a human that actually knows how to fight will knock it's fucking face in with ease if he lands a good punch. Roo's can't handle that kind of fighting. They don't get hit in the face. They aren't used to it. Hit that jacked roo in the head like that guy did in the vid, that jacked roo will back right off.


I feel bad for that roo, though. I don't like seeing animals get hurt like that. If a kangaroo came up to fight with me or something, I wouldn't hit it like that. I would just try to avoid it, it's different if an animal is trying to kill you, but a kangaroo is just being defensive. I wouldn't try to KO the thing or hurt it. I would just protect myself from any sort of severe damage, that's it. Makes me feel really bad seeing an animal get hurt like that from a human.

Meanwhile, in the real world:

Kangaroo attack in Australia nearly turns deadly
Couple attacked by young kangaroo as son saves their lives by hitting the animal with a piece of wood.

An Australian couple is lucky to be alive after they were attacked by a vicious kangaroo in northeastern Queensland state.

Jim and Linda Smith were feeding wild kangaroos on their property in the Darling Downs when a grey kangaroo buck struck out at Jim, knocking him to the ground.

The kangaroo attacked his wife when she ran to help him, leaving her with a collapsed lung, broken ribs, cuts and scratches.

"It's scary, it knocked me over once or twice and once they grab you, you can see what they do," said Jim Smith, showing his injuries.

It was only when their son came out and hit the kangaroo with a piece of wood that the marsupial stopped the attack and returned to nearby bushland, Australian media reported.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/10/kangaroo-attack-australia-turns-deadly-181015052042173.html
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And this was a young roo, probably doesn't even lift yet and it was on the verge of murdering two apex predators before he was blindsided with a foreign object. Can only imagine the gruesome outcome if it was one of these Marsupial species of roo:

 

[That209]

Meanwhile, in the real world:

Kangaroo attack in Australia nearly turns deadly
Couple attacked by young kangaroo as son saves their lives by hitting the animal with a piece of wood.

An Australian couple is lucky to be alive after they were attacked by a vicious kangaroo in northeastern Queensland state.

Jim and Linda Smith were feeding wild kangaroos on their property in the Darling Downs when a grey kangaroo buck struck out at Jim, knocking him to the ground.

The kangaroo attacked his wife when she ran to help him, leaving her with a collapsed lung, broken ribs, cuts and scratches.

"It's scary, it knocked me over once or twice and once they grab you, you can see what they do," said Jim Smith, showing his injuries.

It was only when their son came out and hit the kangaroo with a piece of wood that the marsupial stopped the attack and returned to nearby bushland, Australian media reported.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/10/kangaroo-attack-australia-turns-deadly-181015052042173.html
​

And this was a young roo, probably doesn't even lift yet and it was on the verge of murdering two apex predators before he was blindsided with a foreign object. Can only imagine the gruesome outcome if it was one of these Marsupial species of roo:

 

[hasar]

A kangeroo has much better footwork.

Python is flat footed.

 

[faustian]

This fucker is lucky these aren't JACKED and CUT kangaroos, otherwise he would be DEAD.

Could you imagine if instead of those beta roos it was a semi-bull roo just standing there staring you down. Holy shit