Bodybuilding Kangaroo vs Python

The One True said:
you have no idea what you're talking about. why do you think snakes have no fur? because they're cold-blooded ie immune to cold
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faustian said:
I obviously disagree with One True about who would win this fight but you kinda make yourself appear ignorant here tbh. Cold blooded means they are cold inside their bodies so cold weather has no effect on them.
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Sorry for my "ignorance" but my understanding was snakes live in hot places because they can't regulate their body temperature. Being cold blooded isn't really an advantage. The warmer your body the faster your bodys chemical reaction take place (up to a point) and the quicker you can move, cold snakes are slow.

"Reptiles are cold-blooded animals that raise their body temperature by lying in the sun or lower it by crawling into the shade. Their body temperature changes to the temperature of its surroundings. Because of this, snakes that live in colder climates must hibernate through the winter."

www.kidzone.ws/lw/snakes/facts01.htm

"Snakes usually stay out of cold climates. Because the coldest temperature any snake can thrive in is around 65
 
Prime jacked cut roo would olympic throw a python to Antarctica. . Only a pebbles throw from down under
 
Is this thread supposed to be funny?
 
Another reason the bull roo kills the snake. Can ass snake is one dimensional where he can fight. The roo serves him up in the heat or the cold, no fucks given.
 
cmw43 said:
Sorry for my "ignorance" but my understanding was snakes live in hot places because they can't regulate their body temperature. Being cold blooded isn't really an advantage. The warmer your body the faster your bodys chemical reaction take place (up to a point) and the quicker you can move, cold snakes are slow.

"Reptiles are cold-blooded animals that raise their body temperature by lying in the sun or lower it by crawling into the shade. Their body temperature changes to the temperature of its surroundings. Because of this, snakes that live in colder climates must hibernate through the winter."

www.kidzone.ws/lw/snakes/facts01.htm

"Snakes usually stay out of cold climates. Because the coldest temperature any snake can thrive in is around 65
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This thread needs to move to heavies imo
 
Roo. First round tko via stomps.
 
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Skydome said:
Yeah I wouldn't even let my pup or child outside if I knew a python could be lurking just around the corner.

I think the python takes the fight into the water and drowns the kangaroo after it gases. All those muscles will be good in a 1 round fight, but once you get to the championship rounds the snakes cardio will take over.
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Roos drown game dingos for sport. Look it up.





Realistically this thread comes down to weight class.

If that python is not an 18 foot + reticulated python it will not be able to survive a round with Roosimar Palhares.
 
That209 said:
Python killing kangaroos

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Kangaroo killing python(s)

[YT]LOL oh wait not a single video for it because it doesn't ever happen in the wild!



So, there's the videos of pythons eating/spitting up kangaroos. Not a single video or story on a kangaroo killing or eating a python, though. I can't find any on google and if I write 'kangaroo killing python' I just get more stuff on pythons killing kangaroos and nothing the other way around.

You guys need to accept reality. You think the kangaroo wins because it has big arms? That's as dumb as saying Brock Lesnar was going to be the GOAT because he was bigger than all of his opponents. Or that Reem was going to be GOAT because he was more muscular than everybody.



I'm still waiting for the 'facts' and sources from some of you fools. Oh, that's because you don't have any. Pythons > kangaroos. Kangaroos are on the menu and there's the proof.

I'm done with the bullshit you uneducated fools are coming up with.
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Lol, have you seen the jacked and cut Roo? 6'2 215 pounds solid Marsupial bro. I'd be willing to wager you put the Uber Roo in the cage with your boy Dillashaw and the Roo puts his lights out within the allotted time frame. Just my opinion though.
 


Some dorky can KO'ed a prime buff Roo LOL

They aren't tough. All it would take for the Python is get one squeeze on the Roos leg as it tried to stomp and it's GG. Roo wants no part of a game Python, sorry gents.
 
Calling that a prime buff Roo? lol gtfo this thread with your pro-snake agenda u weirdo
 
I love the mental gymnastics some people are going through to try and push their pro snake agenda.

"There are no video of a Kangaroo killing a Python but there are videos of Pythons killing Kangaroos!!!"

I like how they ignore the fact that Kangaroos are grazing herbivores which means they don't eat meat and aren't predators. Why would a Roo attack a python unprovoked? It wouldn't and no python is dumb enought ot prey on a Prime 6'3" 225lb Supial Roo.

Pythons on the other hand ambush predators that prey on rodents and baby animals including little defensless baby Roos. Of course there are videos of pythons attacking 2 week old Roos.

By this logic Dr. Kermit Gosnell is the toughest man on the planet because he has a 400-0 record against fetuses.

This is the kind of logic you get from people that opted to take astrology as their science elective at the University of Phoenix On Line.
 
Lord Palis said:


Some dorky can KO'ed a prime buff Roo LOL

They aren't tough. All it would take for the Python is get one squeeze on the Roos leg as it tried to stomp and it's GG. Roo wants no part of a game Python, sorry gents.
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Good work Helen Keller. Clearly that's a trained jacked roo.
 
Alpha female Roo establishing dominance.
 
shunyata said:
Roos drown game dingos for sport. Look it up.





Realistically this thread comes down to weight class.

If that python is not an 18 foot + reticulated python it will not be able to survive a round with Roosimar Palhares.
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This is the best thing posted out of the 300+ batshit crazy posts.
 
Zookeeper Gabe said:
This is the best thing posted out of the 300+ batshit crazy posts.
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In the spirit of crazy who do you have between the human Palhares and a 160 lb python in a fight to the death?

It has no legs, but it's all spine and the head will be exposed after a bite and hold until it can immobilize his arms.
 
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