Bodybuilding Kangaroo vs Python
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He's clearly pro trouser snake
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Lmfao.
It doesn't matter how strong you are. A 'jacked' Roo is absolutely FUCKED if a full grown, hungry python bites it and coils around a single fucking limb. It's FUCKED.
They take down gators/crocs, full grown cows, etc. What the fuck makes you think a roo with big biceps will be any different? I bet you think that roo can take down an anaconda, too, right? Wrong. They're very similar to pythons. Nonvenomous constrictors that grow on average around the same size but max size is bigger.
Average python = 16 ft, max size has been up to 23 ft. Anacondas average = 17 ft, max, they've been found up to 29 ft and can weigh up to MORE than 550 pounds. A green anaconda is very similar to a burmese python, only it can get bigger in max size, average is basically identical, only anaconda has more width.
The muscular kangaroo is a red kangaroo, the same kind that has been destroyed with EASE by the Python, LOL!
It doesn't matter how jacked the kangaroo is. A full grown python (16 ft), 260-300+ lbs, will easily beat that jacked kangaroo. If that python attacks, the kangaroo will not get away. As soon as you're bitten by a snake that large, you're practically screwed, pretty much any animal in this world is screwed if a snake of that size grabs you and coils around you.
It's reality. Look it up and accept it. Stop with this make believe, fairy tale bullshit. What you think would happen, does NOT happen. It has never happened. Kangaroos don't pick up full grown pythons, jacked or not, and swing them around and smash them on the ground.
It's like you're getting kangaroos mixed up with gorillas, lmao.
Oh, and the thing about cats, yeah, house cats can take out little garter snakes n shit, lmfao. They won't be able to do a thing about a full grown, hungry python. The house cat is dinner.
Now, a big cat like a lion or leopard, it's different because they're far more efficient killers than kangaroos could ever wish to be. Lions and leopards actually know how to kill you, they actually have a kill spot. They're some of the most effective predators in the world, kangaroos aren't even close.
Full grown python > jacked red kangaroo.
They have taken down gators and crocs, full grown cows, but a kangaroo with big arms is going to beat the python even though there is clear evidence showing the complete opposite, lmfao. Those muscles aren't going to help at all. The kangaroo will not know what to do if the python bites him. As soon as that python bites, it's immediately coiling around you. Trying to pull it off with brute strength will only make it worse for you because you'll tire yourself out, the python will wrap around you and you will only suffocate quicker.
Kangaroos aren't intelligent enough to get the python off of him like a human would. Brute strength isn't going to help you whatsoever if that python bites you.
Go do some research. Look it up. The facts are there. Kangaroos are on the list when it comes to food for the python.
Stop with the bullshit and accept reality. Those kangaroos are on the menu for the python. Look it up and shut up.
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I've got the jacked & cut 'roo by UD in this.
Good thing it's not a winged kangaroo. Because then the 'roo would just grab the python by its talons, take flight, and drop that bitch off a cliff. See ya, you evil sumbitch! LOL!!!
Good thing it's not a winged kangaroo. Because then the 'roo would just grab the python by its talons, take flight, and drop that bitch off a cliff. See ya, you evil sumbitch! LOL!!!
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Dat kangawoo would beat python because he have big muscley arms lel.
That shit doesn't work.
Go do some research. Red kangaroos, big muscles or not, are on the menu for the python. There is evidence supporting this and no evidence of the kangaroo EVER killing a python.
Pythons are a bad match up. There is PROOF of this.
What more do you fools want?
Any person who actually knows anything about pythons would know that it easily beats a kangaroo, big arms or not. Brute strength won't help you if that python bites you and coils around you. It will not help at all. Trying to muscle out of it will only make it worse. Pythons are the more efficient killer and the kangaroo has become dinner on multiple occasions and a full grown, hungry python will treat the roo in OP the same way.
You kids are hilarious.
That shit doesn't work.
Go do some research. Red kangaroos, big muscles or not, are on the menu for the python. There is evidence supporting this and no evidence of the kangaroo EVER killing a python.
Pythons are a bad match up. There is PROOF of this.
What more do you fools want?
Any person who actually knows anything about pythons would know that it easily beats a kangaroo, big arms or not. Brute strength won't help you if that python bites you and coils around you. It will not help at all. Trying to muscle out of it will only make it worse. Pythons are the more efficient killer and the kangaroo has become dinner on multiple occasions and a full grown, hungry python will treat the roo in OP the same way.
You kids are hilarious.
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Again, aren't you too young to be calling anyone kid? Lmao
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You're like one of those crazy people who don't even realize they're insane. Hint: look at the poll itt. You are in the extreme minority of people who thinks a legless, armless snake would somehow be able to defeat a super jacked bull kangaroo marsupial.
But I suppose everyone else is crazy and you're the real expert here. Yeah right.
What happens if the snake bites the roo? That's one of the dumbest things the snake can do because, since it has no arms or legs, it basically gives up its only striking element and exposes its entire defenseless vulnerable body to the roo. The roo at that point either bites the snake and starts eating it alive or literally just tears the snake in half using its insane biceps power. Roo can also simply just grab the snake by the neck and choke it to death. There's literally infinite options for the roo in this scenario and they all end up with a dead python.
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As someone who grew up 5 minutes from a zoo and visited it frequently along with adopting a penguin from my local zoo I certainly feel that I have some credibility (at least more than some people in here) to weigh in on this.
Now a regular kangaroo I'm not sure but one that's full grown and in it's prime? Gotta go with a kangaroo in this, using his strength surely he can grab the python and strangle it or throw it away from him, or use his deadly kicks as well. A snakes attacks are pretty predictable given its fangs with potentially deadly SPO flowing through it, and since it has no limbs it's only other course of action is to wrap it's body around it which is a highly telegraphed move. I mean since it has no limbs what else is it gonna do besides that, whip it with it's tail? lmao!!
Kangaroo by mid round KO after a brief feeling out process, once he times the snakes movement and limited arsenal he'll smash it. This is like a muay thai fighter with numerous ways to finish a bout like Anderson vs some one dimensional can from UFC 1, let's be honest here
Now a regular kangaroo I'm not sure but one that's full grown and in it's prime? Gotta go with a kangaroo in this, using his strength surely he can grab the python and strangle it or throw it away from him, or use his deadly kicks as well. A snakes attacks are pretty predictable given its fangs with potentially deadly SPO flowing through it, and since it has no limbs it's only other course of action is to wrap it's body around it which is a highly telegraphed move. I mean since it has no limbs what else is it gonna do besides that, whip it with it's tail? lmao!!
Kangaroo by mid round KO after a brief feeling out process, once he times the snakes movement and limited arsenal he'll smash it. This is like a muay thai fighter with numerous ways to finish a bout like Anderson vs some one dimensional can from UFC 1, let's be honest here
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that roo is like the brock lesnar mixed w/ JJ Watt of kangaroos, dude isn't realizing that. there isn't video of that type of fauna killing pythons, b/c clearly he's the only one in existence. Depending on where he's from, he might even have a lil prime Ivan Drago in him as well, maybe some Karelin too, who knows????
The possibilities are endless really. Every sport is littered w/ great figures that excelled due largely to extraordinary athleticism (GSP, Wilt Chamberlin, Karelin, Lebron, every track sprinter ever, Michael Jordan against a still pretty white league, brock lesnar winning the UFC title w/o being able to react to a punch, etc...)
The possibilities are endless really. Every sport is littered w/ great figures that excelled due largely to extraordinary athleticism (GSP, Wilt Chamberlin, Karelin, Lebron, every track sprinter ever, Michael Jordan against a still pretty white league, brock lesnar winning the UFC title w/o being able to react to a punch, etc...)
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I like how the kid is defending the python.
It's like 209 is thrashing out against his parents here.
Show me more baby roos getting eaten lol
It's like 209 is thrashing out against his parents here.
Show me more baby roos getting eaten lol
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I think he's just trolling tbh. I've seen his posts before and he never struck me as insane so I think he's just having some fun itt.
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LOL, 'facts'.
You haven't posted a single fact.
Saying a kangaroo picking up a python, swinging it around and bashing it's head into the ground does not happen. That is not a fact. That's something you just randomly came up with and think is accurate when in reality, that shit doesn't happen.
I already posted real facts ITT. Links to videos of pythons killing kangaroos from YT, and also stories (as well as videos) from Google. I also posted the links to kangaroos killing pythons and guess what? not a single video or story of this happening.
Why don't you actually post some sources to back up your BS claims. So far, you've done nothing but embarrass yourself.
Until then, I'm done replying to you. You are living in a fairy tale and can't accept reality.
Python > kangaroo. There is proof of this. Accept it. Accept reality.
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Hahaha.
Post your sources on what makes you believe a kangaroo beats a full grown python.
I've been waiting this entire time and not once have you, or anybody given me a single fact on the matter. You've been making up BS stories and saying they're facts.
Post a source on it. Writing silly little outcomes is not a fact, or 'science' or whatever you want to call it.
I'm the only person here who has posted any facts on the matter. I actually posted stuff from the Cali university of Paleontology. I posted videos on it. I even posted links to 'kangaroos killing pythons' and not a single video, story, or anything came up on it, because it doesn't happen.
So, post your sources on it. Post your 'science' on it.
I'm waiting.
