Being a landlord is hard

[THE Red Beard]

What about like thissssSSS

Open for BUSINESS

 

[Clippy]

I solved all my problems

 

[fingercuffs]

I solved all my problems

How did I get a notification that I was mentioned but ther's not a @fingercuffs ? Did you think better of it, you rascal?
What would you like in your sammich?

 

[Clippy]

How did I get a notification that I was mentioned but ther's not a @fingercuffs ? Did you think better of it, you rascal?
What would you like in your sammich?

Chicken pizzola

 

[Clippy]

Can I cook ham in a microwave

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

I solved all my problems

Sambuca is gross dude just drink beer or scotch @HughPhug @Arqueto help

What's wrong with your stove

 

[fingercuffs]

Can I cook ham in a microwave

If you're a savage. I like simmering it in coke (not nose candy) then slathering it in honey and dijon, studding it with cloves and baking it.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

If you're a savage. I like simmering it in coke (not nose candy) then slathering it in honey and dijon, studding it with cloves and baking it.

I don't like ham or cloves or honey

 

[Mr. 4K]

Just buy a damn stove through Craigslist

 

[fingercuffs]

I don't like ham or cloves or honey

Well done steak and ketchup for you?

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Well done steak and ketchup for you?

I don't eat meat

 

[Clippy]

Sambuca is gross dude just drink beer or scotch @HughPhug @Arqueto help

What's wrong with your stove

It's gone to stove heaven now

 

[Clippy]

I don't eat meat

Neither do I because I don't got a f****** stove

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Well done steak and ketchup for you?

Ketchup is ok

 

[THE Red Beard]

Can I cook ham in a microwave

Just put it in Max power for 60 minutes, flip it over and repeat.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Neither do I because I don't got a f****** stove

OMG it's 2020 you can't call your stove that regardless of how it chooses to live it's life

 

[Clippy]

OMG it's 2020 you can't call your stove that regardless of how it chooses to live it's life

It doesn't want to live its life that's the problem

 

[Legumes]

It's gone to stove heaven now

Should have kept it, gutted the elements, cut a hole in the oven door, and let your cats use it as a play house.

 

[fingercuffs]

Just put it in Max power for 60 minutes, flip it over and repeat.

Did I tell you I nearly burned the building down at work cooking noodles?

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

It doesn't want to live its life that's the problem

Depression effects everyone