My family and I went to a decent restaurant for my sisters bday, and we decided to sit outside. I had no problem with sitting outside, heck it was a nice day and the sun was out, but my sister chose the shittiest seat selection you could choose. We sat in a big middle table surrounded by small tables and with multiple bar fans pointed directly at me and a couple others of my family, not the birthday girl of course.
We get this fucking clown ass waiter, (who also happens to be gay, i have nothing against that but his sexual orientation comes into play in a minute) and is nonchalantly rude. Me and several others politely ask him if he could turn off the 3 different fans blowing full power at our table, its not even hot out either, and were sitting in the shade on top of that. He then says if he turns the power off for them then the power for the bar will go out too. WTF???? There's little fucking chains hanging from them you could yank a couple times to get them. The catch was they were attatched to the wall a little ways up and i could not do it myself, and tried but failed several times.
My other sister's bf eventually gets up and supposedly sought out the manager and spoke with him or her, yet the manager didn't come see us the entire evening. I ask the waiter again when he brings us back drinks if there's anything he could do to fix this fan issue. No we couldn't move tables btw, there was like 8 of us and no other big tables available outside and the bday girl didn't want to fucking sit inside. I eventually make a general statement to my brothers and sisters that this dude is a ***, my sister took it the wrong way and proceeded to go hardcore liberal on me, i meant *** as in tool, complete doucher, you get the point. jackass waiter went from zero to hero in a few seconds because of that remark. In addition, our service in general was subpar, took a long ass time just to get a damn appetizer let alone our meals.
Fortunately for the gentleman I was not paying or else i wouldn't have left him 1 fucking penny.
Cliffs:
Go to restaurant for sisters bday and sit outside
Multiple high powered fans blowing on me and our table
waiter doesn't do shit about it after repeatedly asking him politely to help
everyone turns on me after i make a gay slur
shitty service
fuck that *********.
Edit: I've worked as a busboy in a couple of different restaurants before, I know that waiters have to put up with a lot of shit, but this gentleman didn't go out of his way to be a prick, it came natural.