Autoblow; are blowjob machines better than women?

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  1. TapSnapBreak I Love Women Who 420

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    A machine can never give me the feeling of defiling a woman's mouth with my ding dong. Besides you can't grab the machines hair :D




     
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  2. loyalyolayal Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Only if it makes a sammich afterwards.
     
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  3. Cole train Silver Belt

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    Need to try it to find out

    Flesh is weak though,machine is eternal
     
  4. TapSnapBreak I Love Women Who 420

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    Very clever to call it a blowjob machine and not a masturbation canister, which is what it really is. Helps consumers pretend like they have some dignity.
     
  7. TapSnapBreak I Love Women Who 420

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    I've made / seen better fifi`s in prison than that shit
     
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    Autoblow wont cry and feel degraded when you come in its eye. Call me back when it can do that.
     
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    What a pimp
     
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    ay caramba!
     
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    Sherdog approved! <{jackyeah}>
     
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  16. Get To Da Choppa Purple Belt

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    Put a picture of a hottie on the machine and you are good to go, like this
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    Could also double as a juicer. Eating clean+ getting off is a winning combo
     
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    Everything is better than women
     
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    this animal has been molested before
     
  20. Wrath of Foamy Brown Belt

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    LMFAO!

    Shit, I wish I had one of those when I was desperately single and living in my shitty bedsit..
     
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