Autoblow; are blowjob machines better than women?

[Loiosh]

Jesus. A room full of them? What am I looking at?

The future.

 

[Merlotte's]

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<Lmaoo>

I hope there isn’t a speaker inside of that machine that says “are you almost there?”

 

[mjmj]

you think you could do better?

Don't know why, but this comment made my day.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

serious question; does it have a speed adjustment wheel?

 

[drstrangelov]

Very clever to call it a blowjob machine and not a masturbation canister, which is what it really is. Helps consumers pretend like they have some dignity.

Masturbation canister has a bit of a ring to it though.

 

[j123]

You could never replace my Eleanor.

What if Eleanor cheats on him?

 

[Goon Dog]

I wouldn't allow one of these things in my house.







Because we all know there would be that one night, when the wife is taking care of her mom, and you've been cruising the net, and you're on your eighth drink ...and you correctly feel like the world's biggest loser the next morning.

 

[FyrFytr998]

The future for cis gendered white toxic masculinity males if the SJW's have their way.

FTFY

 

[SleepyBoy]

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<Lmaoo>

If the Sumerians could see as now!

 

[Gutter Chris]

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<Lmaoo>

Man all I can think of lookin at that is what if it malfunction and rips your dick off

 

[eighterumg5]

That could be possibly the creepiest thing I've ever heard on Sherdog.

How long have been here? That's nothing...

 

[Jkillah]

What if it malfunctions, goes into turbo drive, and rips your dick off?

 

[rocketskates]

Nah. I had one of those pocket johns, it’s better than the hand alone but nowhere near as good as the real thing.

 

[Strychnine]

Bad news for somebody in this picture...

 

[rocketskates]

Bad news for somebody in this picture...

Ive said it before and I’ll say it again. I can smell that picture.

 

[Amerikuracana]

Is there a nice ass I can stick my hand in?

 

[2DUM2TAP]

Bad news for somebody in this picture...

She did her job. 3 less incels

 

[Domitian]

LOL I wouldn't put my dick in those things.

I will say though as technology evolves they will eventually make a sex robot for guys that's actually really good. Maybe as good as a real woman.

When that day comes, women are screwed. Because basically 90 percent of men's needs are now met by the robot. Whereas to women, sex is like 20 percent of their needs.

It's much harder to create an AI that can listen to all their bullshit and offer the right kind of support since the right kind of support is always the one that's not being offered at the time.

Women are going to find a way to nix the idea of a man owning some sort of realistic sex doll while simultaneously buying whatever sex toys they like. They aren't going to let their pussy power go away.

 

[Loiosh]

FTFY

 

[Loiosh]

I hope there isn’t a speaker inside of that machine that says “are you almost there?”

Some people can't get off without hearing that.