Autoblow; are blowjob machines better than women?

[lifelessheap]

Electric massagers are terrible compared to an actual massage therapist.

I've always found them, even the $2000 massage chairs, to be a pale shadow that isn't even in the same ballpark as the real thing.

I can't see how this would be even close to the real thing.

My massage chair.is pretty awesome. I can guide it to knots and just let it work. I could never afford a therapist. It would be like a million dollars to fix my knots. Plus a pay nothing and get at least 30 minutes a day of massage. Fucking great.

 

[Batjester]

Big Dennis Miller fan and loved that special.

 

[Derousey]

Yea that's gonna be a no for me

 

[Merlotte's]

Some people can't get off without hearing that.

It is nice to know when they aren’t enjoying it.

 

[Mike]

<puh-lease75>

 

[Simple Southerner]

 

[Iron Nick]

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<Lmaoo>

Ordered

Very clever to call it a blowjob machine and not a masturbation canister, which is what it really is. Helps consumers pretend like they have some dignity.

Let's not pretend like any of us has any dignity left.

 

[Iron Nick]

Getting my dick sucked is all about the mind fuck of having an actual girl actually suckin' on my dick

Fuck a machine

I disagree 100%

A machine will never replace the awesome reality of having a woman succumb to dick

It's a geek fantasy and only incels and virgins will buy into it imo

 

[4daLuLZ]

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<Lmaoo>

Brought to you by people who’ve never experienced a blowjob............or human inter gender interaction.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

All of your moms are blowjob machines basically

 

[neverwas]

At least you don't have to kiss it afterwards or tell it you love it.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

You could never replace my Eleanor.

Does the dude at the back have three?

What a pimp.

 

[freakroor]

a question only a virgin would ask

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

How many different machines did the creator of this fuck before he settled on this design?

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

Put a wig on it.

A machine can never give me the feeling of defiling a woman's mouth with my ding dong. Besides you can't grab the machines hair

 

[SalvadorAllende]

Holy shit the world is quickly becoming a really weird place

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

Is there a nice ass I can stick my hand in?

Like this?

 

[TeTe]

Fuck a machine

Literally?

 

[RowdyLesnar]

Some of the reviews on this product are great:

“I'm a professional coder and I work as a freelancer. One of my secrets is using the Autoblow while coding sometimes. It makes me more productive and I can orgasm a few times a day this way”

“When my girlfriend needed a surgery and her "equipment" was out of commission for a few months, I bought myself one of these after seeing it advertised constantly”

“The only drawback is that it doesn't massage your testicles simultaneously... maybe that'll be in the next version”

“Very innovative design with a removable sleeve. All the other auto strokers don't have sleeves that can be easily removed for cleaning, but this one does. I think I might have gotten an infection from a different toy”

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Ive said it before and I’ll say it again. I can smell that picture.

Whats it smell like?