If you really are going to rant about biology, chicks want a dude that will give them the best probability of protection and survival. Humans are social animals. In the modern world, the guy most likely to provide these things is socially intelligent, charismatic, successful in his field, ambitious, influential, comfortable around other people, entertaining to be around, etc, more than he is just jacked. Or at least is able to bullshit enough to seem like he could have these traits from the outside. Why do you think chicks cream their pants over twink-looking musicians, actors, etc.
A bodybuilder that lacks social skills, gets nervous around women, and is broke, isn't going to be particularly successful with girls. And yes, being in shape will help attraction, of course, but once you're in above-average shape, there are diminishing returns in that area. And you can get in way-above-average shape without the roids lol, while saving money and a litany of health issues down the line.
It seems like the reason that you want to take gear is that you are very insecure with women and want to take some shortcut. In reality, you should address the root cause of your inscurities. Working out will help your confidence and will be good for your physical health, but taking shit won't add much to the equation, unless you have a nerdy interest in lifting and bodybuilding for their own sake (and there's nothing wrong with that, many of us here have that, but you seem kinda clueless about it). So you can address (2) without the gear, just by lifting regularly and fixing your diet.
With that said, if you do decide to take gear, please document the whole process here so we can have some laughs.
