PhillyD45
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Grappling/MMA wise I have one all styles tournament under my belt.
I bet you would not do so well in an English 101 tournament. LOL
Grappling/MMA wise I have one all styles tournament under my belt.
long story short:
Got jumped, it was 5v1, I got punched in the face, grabbed one guy in a thai clinch (which I learned in bjj strangely enough) and spun him into his buddies then ran away at full speed. It all took about five seconds, during which time I got stabbed twice, and the guy I thai clinched and used as a human shield got stabbed once (saw him at the hospital later)
So yeah without bjj and my human shield tactics I would have taken one straight to the chest and probably would not be around today.
that is brutal, did you know they had knives? most people who get stabbed don't even realize the opponent is armed until after being stabbed.
I've been in a few street fights as a teen but none as an adult when I started BJJ. I wish I new BJJ back then because having your knuckles battered and swollen afterwards sucks more than getting punched in the face.
Have you ever seen a smaller guy bully and attack a bigger guy? Have you ever seen an unarmed guy attacks a guy with a machine gun? Have you ever seen a smaller fish eat a big fish?
Do you hear that? That's the sound of the joke going completely over your head. I left out the homo part intentionally to imply that we're homo's but not tough guys. But you've ruined the joke. I hate you Yanks.
Come to think of it, a long, long, LONG time ago I did the most epic move in a schoolyard brawl. It had snowed (as it often does in Canada) and I was 10 I believe. During recess I found a kid who had stolen my back pack and subsequently my favourite Batman action figure. He just happened to be standing near this huge hill kids would tobaggon down. I ran and tackled him, as he fell down I mounted him just before he started to slide down the hill. I rained punches from full mount as I rode him down the hill like a magic carpet. By the time we got to the bottom he was a bloody mess and crying and I felt so awesome. I got up to walk away and some douche bag sixth grader took me out with his tobaggon. I had to get 8 stitches across my scalp.
This is ages before I knew of or ever trained BJJ.
That's really badass. Had it not been a sausage fest I'm sure you would have gotten some poon that night. I carry cards from my gym too but I haven't had such a cool opportunity to use them yet. So in Alaska do you guys roll with bears?