not really a fight, just kind of messing around.
3 weeks ago i was at this total house party turned sausage fest. so i was upstairs getting ready to leave and just talking to my buddy, when this guy who is a friend of a friend starts up with "i hear you do jiu jitsu, my freestyle will own your jiu jitsu". i knew he was drunk so i say "yeah it probably would". and he proceeds to talk shit and finally grabs me by the arm and pulls me over to the carpet while about 30 people are watching in the living room. so he clinches up with me wrestling style like and then tries this flying guillotine, but he fails to finish it because he has no clue what a guard is. mind you i have a beer in my hand, and he is about 40 lbs lighter than me, i posture up in the standing position, walk over a couple feet to put my drunk down and bring him back to the carpet and set him down while hes got me in this headlock, and take mount. he goes all spaz trying to finish, and people all over the room keep saying that im going to tap or pass out. once he loosened up i postured and pulled my head out and set my knees high in his armpits. i slapped his face a bit, not hard just enough to annoy him and get his arms up. once his arms were up i took the armbar and made him tap. after that i took out one of my gyms cards and set it on the table and went back to drinking my beer.