I'm astounded by the sheer breadth of ownitude in this thread. The surprises. The betrayal. The butthurt. The whining. The deception. But most importantly, the coleslaw.
As a mayo-hater, I offer for your dining pleasure the following:
Rapunzel's coleslaw recipe from hell
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1 pound cabbage, grated (ideally mixed green and red cabbage is best)
1 carrot, grated
1 small onion, grated OR 6 green onions, finely chopped
1/4 cup sugar or sugar substitute (stevia is good)
1/2 tsp black pepper
1/2 tsp celery seed
1/4 cup red wine vinegar
At least 1 dash Tabasco sauce or similar hot sauce; more sauce = more pain
1/4 to 1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil
1) Mix up everything but the Tabasco, vinegar, and olive oil.
2) Add the Tabasco to the red wine vinegar then mix it in with the vegetables. Note that too much Tabasco sauce can not only overpower the celery seed and green onions, but it may also lead to the proverbial Johnny Cash "Ring of Fire" effect the following day, ensuring that the butthurt from this thread lives on in a different form.
3) Finally, add the olive oil a little at a time, mixing as you go until you get the consistency you want.
