a rift in the gym

[lechien]

is this the worst somebody has been shut down by the f12?

one creep that said that he wanted to "roll" with Hillary at a seminar.

He also said that he tapped out his instructor wife.

But we found his picture.

 

[Hendo89]

one creep that said that he wanted to "roll" with Hillary at a seminar.

He also said that he tapped out his instructor wife.

But we found his picture.

Is Hilary hot?

Id want to roll with her for a lesson - not to sleaze.

Kyra though... both

 

[nodferatu]

Is Hilary hot?

Id want to roll with her for a lesson - not to sleaze.

Kyra though... both

She is an attractive woman yes, but will rape you on the mats. Not the good way either.

 

[nodferatu]

one creep that said that he wanted to "roll" with Hillary at a seminar.

He also said that he tapped out his instructor wife.

But we found his picture.

That was awesome, megatons wife right?

 

[nodferatu]

There was a guy that got busted pretty bad a few months back, somebody was questioning his school he replied and was exposed... Can't remember the guys name

Coringao?

 

[lechien]

That was awesome, megatons wife right?

yep

 

[Hendo89]

i already fucking got what i wanted from this thread. i was just seeing if it would be traitorish to leave the gym and the overwhelming majority says no. so fuck it if i leave the dojo i will leave guilt free.

The overwhelming majority says you should not only quit the school, but quit bjj, and eating the penis of dishonesty

 

[Hendo89]

She is an attractive woman yes, but will rape you on the mats. Not the good way either.

So really hot?

nah jokes, i love being beaten by higher belts.

 

[Hendo89]

if you leave the dojo...you will be making a huge mistake.


please...take my advice here, reach down and grab some sack...man up, son. if you got problems, bring it up before or after class...

also, some kick ass coleslaw couldn't possibly hurt at this point...

Wow, can i join your gym? after all his done your gonna give him another chance? good guy!

 

[codemonkey76]

one creep that said that he wanted to "roll" with Hillary at a seminar.

He also said that he tapped out his instructor wife.

But we found his picture.

That actually wouldn't be too bad, but that was not what he said. He said he wanted to try to tap her out, which is way worse.

 

[MrBERZERKER]

fuck off

nice dubs.

 

[Kenny X**]

Hey, it's Kenny from the Dojo. I've been hearing talk about your disdain for our Gym for some time now (ironically at those BBQ's you were never invited to), either through vague threads/postings or with a direct thread like this, so I decided to sign up a while ago to wait on your impending fuck-up. Here it is, dweeb.

Like kimble09 was saying (I wont reveal his name, we both know who he is), there's a reason you're not invited: you creep us the fuck out.

Normally I reserve this talk for face to face exchanges, but fuck, you keep bringing shit up. So fuck you James.

I'll break it down since you so wanted an answer. (Sorry for long post, Im pissed)

The reasons we do not let you around our friends and family outside the gym setting:

1.) You freak us out. Not a day goes by where I don't think you're a Cho character, that's why I've held my tongue, and the reason I NEVER LET YOU KNOW MY HOME ADDRESS.

2.) You're a miserable, whinny fat-fuck. You're bitter you dropped out of comm. college and your girl friend messes around behind your back.

3.) None of us share the same interest as you. NO ONE. You like stuff to be different; we like stuff because it's cool. You wear boots in the middle of summer for fuck sakes and rant about Soccer being better than 'American Football.'

4.) Your breath really does smell like old cheese. Not even kidding around here. It smells like blue cheese blended with rat shit. And I can see your cavities from across the mat. That's why I always avoid rolling with you.

5.) Ask us for help, stop going on an Internet forum for your gym problems. We know it's you; it was probably a bad idea to reveal you Sherdog screen name to us, there's millions of users, including guys from our gym. Anyways, it alienates actual BJJ practitioners (not saying Sherdog doesn't have good users - a lot of guys I know say it has a good grappling section - but he can get real ADVICE AND HELP!).

6.) lol, we all had a shot to bang your GF. But, dude, she has a muff I hear. Stop making her listen to shitty metal and boring her to death.

7.) James (SiverD) is not a brown belt. He's like a 30 stripe whitebelt, lol.

Sorry for the long post, just got wind of this a bit ago.

James, if you're reading this, DO NOT COME BACK TO THE DOJO. YOURE NOT WELCOMED.

 

[Nomad Nemesis**]

nice dubs.

don't try to hit on me dude. you ain't my type. now, take your head out of your ass and go to another forum. we have been dealing with silverDbag trolling this forum for months and wasting peoples time.

so pretty please, with sugar on top, fuck off

 

[MickCollins]

This thread is all kinds of entertaining.

 

[seatea]

Hey, it's Kenny from the Dojo. I've been hearing talk about your disdain for our Gym for some time now (ironically at those BBQ's you were never invited to),

you creep us the fuck out.

2.) You're a miserable, whinny fat-fuck. You're bitter you dropped out of comm. college and your girl friend messes around behind your back.

4.) Your breath really does smell like old cheese. Not even kidding around here. It smells like blue cheese blended with rat shit. And I can see your cavities from across the mat. That's why I always avoid rolling with you.

6.) lol, we all had a shot to bang your GF. But, dude, she has a muff I hear. Stop making her listen to shitty metal and boring her to death.

7.) James (SiverD) is not a brown belt. He's like a 30 stripe whitebelt, lol.

James, if you're reading this, DO NOT COME BACK TO THE DOJO. YOURE NOT WELCOMED.

Oooooouch!

 

[vonmises6]

in days to come, upon the passing of countless seasons, wizened old men will regale their enraptured grandchildren with tales of the awesomeness contained in this thread.

i am honored to be alive at this moment and to have read the biblical scale ownage in this thread. this is our woodstock gentlemen...

(Literally laughed out loud)

 

[Knock Out Ned]

Hey, it's Kenny from the Dojo. I've been hearing talk about your disdain for our Gym for some time now (ironically at those BBQ's you were never invited to), either through vague threads/postings or with a direct thread like this, so I decided to sign up a while ago to wait on your impending fuck-up. Here it is, dweeb.

Like kimble09 was saying (I wont reveal his name, we both know who he is), there's a reason you're not invited: you creep us the fuck out.

Normally I reserve this talk for face to face exchanges, but fuck, you keep bringing shit up. So fuck you James.

I'll break it down since you so wanted an answer. (Sorry for long post, Im pissed)

The reasons we do not let you around our friends and family outside the gym setting:

1.) You freak us out. Not a day goes by where I don't think you're a Cho character, that's why I've held my tongue, and the reason I NEVER LET YOU KNOW MY HOME ADDRESS.

2.) You're a miserable, whinny fat-fuck. You're bitter you dropped out of comm. college and your girl friend messes around behind your back.

3.) None of us share the same interest as you. NO ONE. You like stuff to be different; we like stuff because it's cool. You wear boots in the middle of summer for fuck sakes and rant about Soccer being better than 'American Football.'

4.) Your breath really does smell like old cheese. Not even kidding around here. It smells like blue cheese blended with rat shit. And I can see your cavities from across the mat. That's why I always avoid rolling with you.

5.) Ask us for help, stop going on an Internet forum for your gym problems. We know it's you; it was probably a bad idea to reveal you Sherdog screen name to us, there's millions of users, including guys from our gym. Anyways, it alienates actual BJJ practitioners (not saying Sherdog doesn't have good users - a lot of guys I know say it has a good grappling section - but he can get real ADVICE AND HELP!).

6.) lol, we all had a shot to bang your GF. But, dude, she has a muff I hear. Stop making her listen to shitty metal and boring her to death.

7.) James (SiverD) is not a brown belt. He's like a 30 stripe whitebelt, lol.

Sorry for the long post, just got wind of this a bit ago.

James, if you're reading this, DO NOT COME BACK TO THE DOJO. YOURE NOT WELCOMED.

 

[ElKarlo]

There was a guy that got busted pretty bad a few months back, somebody was questioning his school he replied and was exposed... Can't remember the guys name

Man, I missed that. Anyone have a link?

We should keep a database of golden threads like this. Just as in days of old, the rulers would put the heads of criminals and enemies on spikes upon the walls. So too shall we, in an internetty way.

 

[ElKarlo]

Hey, it's Kenny from the Dojo. I've been hearing talk about your disdain for our Gym for some time now (ironically at those BBQ's you were never invited to), either through vague threads/postings or with a direct thread like this, so I decided to sign up a while ago to wait on your impending fuck-up. Here it is, dweeb.

Like kimble09 was saying (I wont reveal his name, we both know who he is), there's a reason you're not invited: you creep us the fuck out.

Normally I reserve this talk for face to face exchanges, but fuck, you keep bringing shit up. So fuck you James.

I'll break it down since you so wanted an answer. (Sorry for long post, Im pissed)

The reasons we do not let you around our friends and family outside the gym setting:

1.) You freak us out. Not a day goes by where I don't think you're a Cho character, that's why I've held my tongue, and the reason I NEVER LET YOU KNOW MY HOME ADDRESS.

2.) You're a miserable, whinny fat-fuck. You're bitter you dropped out of comm. college and your girl friend messes around behind your back.

3.) None of us share the same interest as you. NO ONE. You like stuff to be different; we like stuff because it's cool. You wear boots in the middle of summer for fuck sakes and rant about Soccer being better than 'American Football.'

4.) Your breath really does smell like old cheese. Not even kidding around here. It smells like blue cheese blended with rat shit. And I can see your cavities from across the mat. That's why I always avoid rolling with you.

5.) Ask us for help, stop going on an Internet forum for your gym problems. We know it's you; it was probably a bad idea to reveal you Sherdog screen name to us, there's millions of users, including guys from our gym. Anyways, it alienates actual BJJ practitioners (not saying Sherdog doesn't have good users - a lot of guys I know say it has a good grappling section - but he can get real ADVICE AND HELP!).

6.) lol, we all had a shot to bang your GF. But, dude, she has a muff I hear. Stop making her listen to shitty metal and boring her to death.

7.) James (SiverD) is not a brown belt. He's like a 30 stripe whitebelt, lol.

Sorry for the long post, just got wind of this a bit ago.

James, if you're reading this, DO NOT COME BACK TO THE DOJO. YOURE NOT WELCOMED.

Wow man, this keeps getting realer and realer.

If I could frame this post, I would, in gold.

 

[gullis187]

Hey, it's Kenny from the Dojo. I've been hearing talk about your disdain for our Gym for some time now (ironically at those BBQ's you were never invited to), either through vague threads/postings or with a direct thread like this, so I decided to sign up a while ago to wait on your impending fuck-up. Here it is, dweeb.

6.) lol, we all had a shot to bang your GF. But, dude, she has a muff I hear. Stop making her listen to shitty metal and boring her to death.

James, if you're reading this, DO NOT COME BACK TO THE DOJO. YOURE NOT WELCOMED.

Man I love the guys at your gym, or dojo as you call it. Props to you guys for confronting him, this is the most entertaining thread ever.

And ive never tried coleslaw, am I missing out ?