a rift in the gym

[tripnastic]

This thread has got to be stickied as a warning to people who think the internet is anonymous.

 

[Vitamin C]

And ive never tried coleslaw, am I missing out ?

Yes. Next time you grab some KFC, instead of shitty macaroni salad get some of their coleslaw. Shit is boss.
Basically anything cabbage is boss.

 

[McHamish]

Maybe we've been looking at this all wrong, the possibility of good coleslaw does not appear to be appeasing your colleagues at the gym. Philistines.

Perhaps a new hobby would be a good idea..what about table tennis?

This is an activity that puts a table between you and your training partner, you could probably fart and it would disipate before reaching your training partner. You'd at least have a chance to blame it on someone else.

Plus, the table would give you somewhere to display your selection of salads and dips.

 

[Lasse]

This......is......AWESOME.

 

[gullis187]

Yes. Next time you grab some KFC, instead of shitty macaroni salad get some of their coleslaw. Shit is boss.
Basically anything cabbage is boss.

KFC is not allowed in Norway due to it beeing so unhealthy. GOT DAMN! Last time I was in Denmark, I ate it for 4 days straight No coleslaw though... But will try it next time.

This......is......AWESOME.

Been on a Sherdog break the last months ?

 

[Vitamin C]

KFC is not allowed in Norway due to it beeing so unhealthy. GOT DAMN! Last time I was in Denmark, I ate it for 4 days straight No coleslaw though... But will try it next time.

Wow! Some South Park stuff going on there. Is there any black market fried chicken? :icon_lol:
There's one right down the street from my house. I see it every time driving home. After a long day when I'm hungry it calls to me like a silent beacon of grease and regret.

 

[Non]

Bombs were fucking dropped ITT.

 

[kimble09]

Hey, it's Kenny from the Dojo. I've been hearing talk about your disdain for our Gym for some time now (ironically at those BBQ's you were never invited to), either through vague threads/postings or with a direct thread like this, so I decided to sign up a while ago to wait on your impending fuck-up. Here it is, dweeb.

Like kimble09 was saying (I wont reveal his name, we both know who he is), there's a reason you're not invited: you creep us the fuck out.

Normally I reserve this talk for face to face exchanges, but fuck, you keep bringing shit up. So fuck you James.

I'll break it down since you so wanted an answer. (Sorry for long post, Im pissed)

The reasons we do not let you around our friends and family outside the gym setting:

1.) You freak us out. Not a day goes by where I don't think you're a Cho character, that's why I've held my tongue, and the reason I NEVER LET YOU KNOW MY HOME ADDRESS.

2.) You're a miserable, whinny fat-fuck. You're bitter you dropped out of comm. college and your girl friend messes around behind your back.

3.) None of us share the same interest as you. NO ONE. You like stuff to be different; we like stuff because it's cool. You wear boots in the middle of summer for fuck sakes and rant about Soccer being better than 'American Football.'

4.) Your breath really does smell like old cheese. Not even kidding around here. It smells like blue cheese blended with rat shit. And I can see your cavities from across the mat. That's why I always avoid rolling with you.

5.) Ask us for help, stop going on an Internet forum for your gym problems. We know it's you; it was probably a bad idea to reveal you Sherdog screen name to us, there's millions of users, including guys from our gym. Anyways, it alienates actual BJJ practitioners (not saying Sherdog doesn't have good users - a lot of guys I know say it has a good grappling section - but he can get real ADVICE AND HELP!).

6.) lol, we all had a shot to bang your GF. But, dude, she has a muff I hear. Stop making her listen to shitty metal and boring her to death.

7.) James (SiverD) is not a brown belt. He's like a 30 stripe whitebelt, lol.

Sorry for the long post, just got wind of this a bit ago.

James, if you're reading this, DO NOT COME BACK TO THE DOJO. YOURE NOT WELCOMED.

Kenny, thanks for speaking up...i'm secretively hoping this thread is coming to an end soon. our school is really a nice group of guys (and girls) that trains hard for the most part, with exception to this wanna be "UFC bro".

just a quick update...silverD has not showed to the gym since this thread started, haven't heard from him since. not that he was a "regular" anyhow, he was good for a few days a month. i'm thinking he's giving table tennis a try, b/c i sure as hell wouldn't trust his cole slaw!!

and just to "piggy back" kenny's statement, silverD is a white belt. if he's a brown belt, i wouldn't have a clue what in...nothing grappling related, i can assure you of this.

i'm out on that note...i hope you all enjoyed this trainwreck of a thread, let's shut er down now. we have some serious BBQ and cole slaw to consume this weekend...

 

[ElKarlo]

Kenny, thanks for speaking up...i'm secretively hoping this thread is coming to an end soon. our school is really a nice group of guys (and girls) that trains hard for the most part, with exception to this wanna be "UFC bro".

just a quick update...silverD has not showed to the gym since this thread started, haven't heard from him since. not that he was a "regular" anyhow, he was good for a few days a month. i'm thinking he's giving table tennis a try, b/c i sure as hell wouldn't trust his cole slaw!!

and just to "piggy back" kenny's statement, silverD is a white belt. if he's a brown belt, i wouldn't have a clue what in...nothing grappling related, i can assure you of this.

i'm out on that note...i hope you all enjoyed this trainwreck of a thread, let's shut er down now. we have some serious BBQ and cole slaw to consume this weekend...

I think that SIlver D reflects on your gym, not one bit. He was a random D-bag. Hope that he is gone for good. I hope this doesn't do anything for your gym, save for knowing that you guys don't put up with unclean weirdos.

But, since you asked, I won't post anymore in this thread.

 

[gullis187]

Wow! Some South Park stuff going on there. Is there any black market fried chicken? :icon_lol:
There's one right down the street from my house. I see it every time driving home. After a long day when I'm hungry it calls to me like a silent beacon of grease and regret.

Haha word! It was one KFC here in the 90s but it got shut down. Theres actually no place that sells fried chicken anywhere, ive looked You can buy the chicken and the crispystuff and deepfry it yourself, but that sux!

You can imagine how I crave KFC when its fucking illegal. Its like weed, only you cant buy it illegally. And now the coleslaw, omfg fml!!

 

[Lasse]

Haha word! It was one KFC here in the 90s but it got shut down. Theres actually no place that sells fried chicken anywhere, ive looked You can buy the chicken and the crispystuff and deepfry it yourself, but that sux!

You can imagine how I crave KFC when its fucking illegal. Its like weed, only you cant buy it illegally. And now the coleslaw, omfg fml!!

There you got your business-idea. Open up a kfc in the trunk of your car and drive around dealing chicken. Watch out so you don't get caught in a gangwar though.

 

[Superior]

Submit them.

 

[KimuraArmLock]

Just out of curiosity, do you go to a Gracie Barra? I know at the schools I've been to, they really stress the family aspect and including everyone who wants to be included.

 

[Bruce Calavera]

Woah, I was gonna ignore this thread but got hint that it was coleslaw and KFC related. I have a few points to make.

1. Last time I was in a KFC a gentleman in line was aggesssively told he could not smoke in the restaurant so he took the blunt(yes that kind of blunt) out of his mouth and snubbed it out on the floor.

2. I will be going to a festival with BBQ and beer this weekend. It will be boss.

3. SilverD seems to have aspergers* syndrom or english isn't his first language. His wording is ever so slightly off from the norm.

4. That coleslaw recipe was pretty good. I'm going to have to try that.

 

[frenz]

Time to pull a Mir/Sylvia type situation on your instructor IMO.

 

[DrKimura]

6.) lol, we all had a shot to bang your GF. But, dude, she has a muff I hear. Stop making her listen to shitty metal and boring her to death.

Man, that's cold.

 

[gullis187]

There you got your business-idea. Open up a kfc in the trunk of your car and drive around dealing chicken. Watch out so you don't get caught in a gangwar though.

Ive heard the friedchicken gangs are pretty ruthless and I dont want to get on their turf. + I dont want to deal with those kfc addicts offering me blowjobs for a 3 piece meal.

 

[KimuraArmLock]

I just went back and read the thread. Wow. Internet bruality (whether it was justified or not).

But some guys, they just don't "get it." He sounds like one of those dudes. Eh whatever, hope he finds what he wants.

EDIT: I also remember when he made some idiotic thread about feeling weird about wearing t-shirts representing your gym, and how he thought it was really stupid to do. It's not so much that he has a crazy opinion or two, it's how deep the well goes. It sounds like he's only got crazy opinions.

 

[franz_grinder]

This reminds me of a kid named Jon Alsop. I was in grade school with him from kindergarten on.

He wore boots all the time, repped the 'trench coat mafia' (when that was something that people talked about), and loved thrash metal. Alsop was picked on by all walks of life.

We grew up in low income housing and there was a lot of fighting and bullying in general. Most people referred to him as Asslop.

One day I was walking across the street and noticed Alsop walking stride with me on my left. I asked him how he was doing and he told me to "fuck off."

I stopped walking and looked at him straight on and said "Look man, everyone needs friends and I'm extending the invitation here."

He proceeds to start swinging at me, maniacally aiming for my head with punches that mimic a sort of 'crumping' movement. (no need for tough talk here)

I ended up with a suspension for bullying and my Dad ended up being the one that dished out the real ass-whooping.

There really was no helping the kid.

 

[Phreaxer]

Ive been away for a few days but was happy to sit and read through this thread... what a complete tool