A lot of you don't understand PEDs as well as you think

Macalpine is quickly ascending to Donny level of trolling.
 
AmbivalenceKing said:
Nice objection. My sister had been taking some female hormone pills back in the day in order to rid herself of a few zits on her face and she got really depressed after a while. She was crying like a little bitch over the most trivial of things, which was very uncharacteristic of her considering her surplus of male hormones.
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Yup.... there ya go.

I do sympathize a lot with TS situation and im happy he was able to get out of it. But it wasnt the pills, ill tell ya that. TS did it by himself. And the pills probably werent even legit.... i mean all estrogen blockers i know of come in blisters as they are medication, not in a bottle, like a supplement. ("One day a longtime friend of mine offered me a bottle of pills.")
 
Well that was an entertaining pile of poorly informed bullshit.

No one really thought that was true did they? My favorite part was "im no scientist so I dont know how" + "so everyone needs to learn what they're talking about"
 
A lot of you don't understand trolling as well as you think.
 
Dope writing skills. You have any books out?
 
another classic.....

ok well i have a long day ahead of me

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@Macalpinerules thanks for making this thread. I'm really starting my day out right reading something from you.

I look forward to your next thread and hope it will be as good as this one.
 
sadclown said:
What was jon jones depressed about?
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I dont really buy the whole depression peice but he sort of went to jail multiple times, violated parole, made life hard for his wife and daughter, got stripped of his ufc championship and branded as a villian by the public.

He basically ruined his entire persona as an athlete.
 
Either you come of a steroid cycle when you use anti estrogen like clomid or if you want to produce more Testosterone you use clomid .. If it helped you feel better it means your t levels were low and it helped you bring them back up and that's why you felt better
 
Anticlimactic bro. It would have been better or more interesting if you said like you sucked dick for oxycotins to support your addiction only to be tested by your probation officer who informed you of a positive test for estrogen blockers. Dumbfounded, you discovered opiates may trigger a false positive for e.b. Anyways your probation was yanked and you got sent to prison were you continued your cock sucking ways but also met the man you would later marry and murder in self defense. Idk some shit like that!
 
lol at you idiots not getting that this is a troll post, intended to be stickied.
 
Martel said:
Anyone who uses the phrase "natty gains" is obviously trolling guys. Nothing to see here.
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obviously they aren't natty gains anyway since he's on shit that stops testosterone turning into oestrogen
 
Don't care about dad threatening to cut your shrivelled balls off you ungrateful thief of a son. The fuck?
 
Macalpinerules said:
When Jon Jones got popped for what turned out to be Estrogen Blockers, many of you immediately screamed cheater. According to the steroid experts of Sherdog a person uses Estrogen Blockers for only 1 of 2 things: Cancer recovery or post-steroid therapy. Well, unsurprisingly this notion is wrong.

Ive tried to bite my tongue, but many of you have gone to far with painting Jon with a guilty brush.

Back in 2008 I had a serious bout of depression. It was likely brought on as a result of some problems I was having with my father and girlfriend. My father had a rare stamp collection which he seemingly lost interest in so I sold it and used the money to pay off a gambling debt. Several weeks later, my father called me and informed me that his stamp collection had been stolen. When I corrected him and told him what really happened, he swore to God he would cut my balls off and feed them to a group of stray cats who had made a home in my parents garage. I told my father I didn't give a fuck what he threatened to do because the guys I had the gambling debts with were promising to do much worse to me and they didn't have a bad back or walked with a cane or watched Fox News for 14 hours a day. When he hung up it would be 11 months before we spoke again.

As for my girlfriend, she got bitten by a tick and developed Lyme Disease as a result. She became very ill tempered which at times bordered on insanity. One night she left our apartment in a fit of rage after an argument and went missing for three days. After I filed a missing's person report on her the police found her laying on a bench at the local train station. When she came back she told me we had to split and she would be moving in with her parents. And she further gutted me when she finally admitted how our rent had gotten discounted the last few months: she was sleeping with the landlord and cooking him exquisite meals. Now that she was leaving, my rent would have to go back up because I certainly wasn't prepared to fuck the landlord and cook him meals.

So that's how it happened. I fell into a depression and it got progressively worse, day by day. I wasn't just living in darkness, I was becoming the darkness. And it was obvious to all those who knew me.

One day a longtime friend of mine offered me a bottle of pills. He said they would help me with the muddy feelings I was having. I took them without asking for specific details. I trusted in my friend and sure enough he was right. After about three weeks of the pills I was fucking shit up again. I felt rejuvenated and happy to be alive. I signed up for a salsa dance course, I volunteered at an animal shelter, I started lifting heavy and making natty gains, I fixed shit with my father and got him to admit his stamps were stupid and a childish endeavor, and I got back in touch with my girl and became friends.

One day my friend told me what the magic pills were. They were not vitamin D as he originally claimed. They were in fact Estrogen Blockers. He said he recommended them to me because they helped him beat a worse case of the iggly wigglys than I had. Now I'm no scientist, but the EBs made all the difference in the world for me. I didn't use them to mask steroid use, I used them to beat depression.

So my advice to you all is to learn about these substances better before you claim to be expert by declaring the complete range of possible reasons why people use certain substances. In Jon's case, he probably was using them for a similar reason as mine.
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That's one hell of a Performance Enhancing Drug. It let you beat the shit out of the shitty life you were living.

That's like, the motherload of PEDs. Imagine what Jones could do with them.
 
I'm starting to 'Like' Macalpinerules posts before I read them, he never disappoints
 
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