Funny, I go to every thread here on this forum and the first one I came up in this thread was Ozempic so take that for what you want in this thread's contenders. Apart from
@Andy Capp )
ozempic? i seen a commercial for that and i'm not sure what it's supposed to help me with but i wouldn't mind getting me some depression, thoughts of suicide, shortness of breath, trouble swallowing, lumps and swelling in my neck and face, inflammation and problems with my pancreas and kidneys, a fucked up pregnancy, low blood sugar, changes in vision, gallbladder problems, thyroid tumors, and all that other good stuff that they advertise in their commercials.
i dont even know what they are trying to sell me with these pill commercials or what its supposed to be for because (i guess legally) they have to keep on listing off all these harmful side effects, and i'm like great, i'm not sure what this is supposed to be for but you're telling me that it's probably going to fuck my body sideways and maybe even kill me or make me want to be dead, so sign me up! yeah take some of these and you're going to have a whole laundry list of issues with your body that you ain't even heard of before! and make sure to check with your doctor and health care provider first, because after you take our shit and it puts you 2 feet from your grave, we sure as fuck ain't gonna be held liable!
i mean yeah, sure our shit might give you some psychotic episodes, turn your brain into mashed potatoes, destroy every organ in your body, and make you want to kill yourself if our drugs don't do it for you, but at least it might get rid of your headache. order today!
thats basically the impression i get off of virtually every pill and pharmaceutical drug commercial these days. when it takes 3 minutes just to read off all of these nasty side effects that you're probably going to have to deal with, that shit ain't worth taking, no matter how bad your headache is, or how much your asshole hurts after all of those tacos and tequila.
looking at it now...it looks like ozempic is a poor mans insulin. they shouldn't even be allowed to sell that shit, and nobody should even have to consider it but the health care system in america is so fucked.
