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"Someone was wrong on Sherdog"
"Someone was wrong on Sherdog"
Diarrhea always works if you need something. It can come suddenly, lasts a short time, and is generally something that, once brought up, isn't going to be pressed for more info.
I always say, "dick so big, got caught in her throat, shake it like a salt shaker" the hang up abruptly. They'll be mad at you, but not about the sick day.
Definitely butt sick. They'll avoid asking you about butt issues.Diarrhea,butt sick or mouth sick?
Honesty is the best approach.
Tell them you want to lie in bed till 10, start the morning off with a good wank, then you're going eat pizza pops and play video games into the mid afternoon.
You just need to call your boss and not say thing just have this blasting for about a minute then hang up.Well, I got one today...
Looks like there's a hurricane coming boss